Scripts for a New Year's corporate party with gags. New Year's corporate party - a script for adults for the Year of the Rooster. Themes and contests for the scenario of the New Year's corporate party in the office. Scene "New Year"
The scenario contains a version with a banquet hall, the number of employees is 20 people. If your event is for more people, then just add a few.
Characters: Ded Moroz, Snegurochka (they are the hosts), employees.
Props: gifts for participation in the competition, scissors, colored ribbons, rain, scotch tape, colored cardboard, marker, 4 scrapers, 3-4 hard boiled eggs, cards with the names of dances and the name of songs, lots for the auction, men's shirts, men's gloves, glass jars , coins.
Ded Moroz and Snegurochka enter the hall to the music.
Father Frost :
We have come to you today,
We will have fun with you
I wish everyone friends
Smile and get drunk!
Snow Maiden :
Grandpa jokes, out of the way,
Apparently the old man is tired
Good evening dear
The hour of miracles has now come!
Father Frost :
The most important, the first toast
Your leader will say,
He brought you gifts,
The most important leader!
(The director of the organization makes the first toast, which opens the holiday)
Snow Maiden :
They say the year of the rooster
It will be bright and perky
Are his friends waiting?
Is the house full of gifts?
Father Frost :
I've been waiting for this year,
Maybe I'll find a grandmother
Maybe someone younger
I'll take it and love it!
Snow Maiden :
I, too, here I dream,
To replace my grandfather
So that with the young for a holiday,
Come under my arm!
In general, I wish everyone
So that your dreams come true,
Please accept my congratulations
We are starting the holiday!
Father Frost :
And let's start with you,
From the choice of the menu to the table,
You will make it up,
Well, I'll help you eat!
Competition "New Year's Menu".
3 participants are selected. Everyone should name as many New Year's dishes as possible in a given letter of the host. For repetition - departure. The winner will receive a prize.
Snow Maiden :
So, we decided on the menu,
You need to raise a glass,
And now the accountant will be
Congratulate your team!
(The accountant says)
Father Frost :
This is what I thought, my dear Snow Maiden, how do you look at the fact that I will give you my New Year's gift in 2018?
Snow Maiden :
Something I did not understand, what does it mean, I have to walk in an old fur coat for another year?
Father Frost :
But what's the difference, in what, you are not appreciated for a fur coat!
Snow Maiden :
Maybe not for a fur coat, but this does not mean that a new one is not needed! And although, as you know, here's the next corporate party I'll generally conduct naked, but what's the difference?
Father Frost :
Do not boil over, otherwise you will melt! There will be a fur coat!
Snow Maiden :
Why did he start a conversation?
Father Frost :
Yes, to keep the conversation going! Something we are distracted.
Snow Maiden :
So, we have decided on the menu, it's time to decide on the alcohol that will be on the festive table! But, the whole difficulty is that in order for us to put it, we need to guess the riddle.
(Alcoholic riddles. Whoever gives the most correct answers will receive a prize)
Riddle options:
1. The folk drink of all time,
I went through copper pipes,
They often cook on the stove,
Well, name him.
(moonshine)
2. Burns the mouth and throat,
But at the same time they drink together,
Usually served in glasses,
But they also drink from glasses.
(vodka)
3. Delicate aroma, what a bouquet,
Beautiful color and astringency, sweetness,
Stands in barrels for many years
Well, have you already guessed?
(wine)
4. Ladies sometimes drink a drink,
Adding juice and ice
And in a composition like grass
Sometimes it hits the head.
(vermouth)
5. Quenches thirst, gives a belly,
It goes well with a fish,
Everyone understands perfectly well
The malt will be included there
(beer)
7.It is often drunk with cola,
They pour it into the barrels too,
Most important for pirates,
It is sometimes worth it richly.
(rum)
8.It goes well with tonic,
The taste is sometimes unusual
Drink with lemon and ice
No friends, I'm not talking about rum
(gin)
9. Rich flavor and color,
And he is not dearer to us,
It plays so easily in the glass
And the stars always shine
(cognac)
10. Bubbles and gaziki,
They play in a glass
We are like aristocrats
Well, who will guess
(champagne)
(Variants of riddles may be different)
Father Frost :
And now, your congratulations,
Friends will read to us
Those who are also in the leadership
And you can't live without them!
(Toasts are made by the heads of departments, or one on behalf of everyone)
Snow Maiden :
Stand up together, stand in a circle
All of you will hold hands,
In a round dance, you are friends
Spin around in a flash!
Competition "Lunar round dance".
All participants stand in a circle. One is selected and becomes round. The task of the participant in the circle is to squat down and, while everyone is dancing, move and repeat: "I am a little moonwalker." Who of the participants laughs first, he will take a place in the center of the circle.
(The presenters announce a musical pause, lasting 10-15 minutes)
Snow Maiden :
Now, I give my word,
To all employees now,
We want to hear a toast from you,
At this moment and at this hour!
(Staff read out)
Father Frost :
There were rhymes and dances,
And now the show is waiting for us
The most fashionable, New Year's,
Who are the willing friends of you?
Competition "New Year's Dress Up".
3-4 participants are selected. Each is given the same set: scissors, colored tapes, rain, scotch tape, colored cardboard, a marker, 4 scrapers. The task is to make a rooster costume from the set and parade in it. Lead time 3 minutes. The best costume will receive a prize.
You will need: scissors, colored tapes, rain, scotch tape, colored cardboard, a marker, 4 scrapers.
Snow Maiden :
Let's drink for the year to come,
So that everything is good for us,
So that the year was previous,
So that we are lucky in all matters!
Father Frost :
So that there is a lot of money in our house,
So that the caviar is on the tables
To make all the neighbors jealous
Only dust remained from failures!
Snow Maiden :
So that you shine with happiness,
For love to live in my soul
To make all wishes come true,
For this, friends drink to the bottom!
Father Frost :
Oh, how good it is for me, now I will sing!
Competition "I Sing Cotton".
The task is as follows, all the guests at the table begin to sing cotton together, any new year song... After the second clap, they stop singing, but continue to sing to themselves, after the next clap, they sing aloud. It’s very funny, because many people simply don’t get into the rhythm.
Snow Maiden :
I think it's time for us to dance
We'll set the rhythm now
There will be hot rock and roll
Let's start lighting now!
(The Snow Maiden announces a musical pause for 15-20 minutes. Before the musical pause, a dance competition can be held)
Dance competition for girls "I dance everything in the world".
Cards with the names of the dances are prepared in advance. 3-4 participants are selected. Each of them draws a card with the name of the dance. 2 minutes are given for preparation. All dances are performed to Russian hits of the 80-90s. For the best performance - a prize.
Dance options for cards: hopak, Russian folk, salsa, lambada, cha-cha, cancan, striptease. Variants of musical compositions (register on a separate card): N. Koroleva "Little Country", E. Belousov "Girl, little girl", E. Osin "The girl in the machine is crying", A. Varum "Winter cherry", Combination "Ksyusha, Ksyusha ", Na-na" Faina ", A. Apina" The knot will be tied. "
You will need: cards with the names of the dances and the names of the songs.
Father Frost :
Do you know who is the coolest in your team? So I don’t know, I propose to find out!
Contest "No cooler".
Only men participate in the competition. 3-4 people are selected from all participants. A plate with hard-boiled eggs (according to the number of participants) is placed on the table. The host announces that one of the eggs is raw (although it is not). Participants must take turns to break their egg on the forehead. The tension grows with each egg, and the audience's mood rises.
Required: 3-4 hard-boiled eggs.
Snow Maiden :
As this competition showed,
That everyone in the team is equal
We drink to the bottom for equality
You are all cool, well done!
Father Frost :
And now the auction,
Let's spend friends for you,
We will distribute gifts
You can't miss the moment!
It is announced “ New Year's auction».
The host shows the lot and sells it for the highest price. Each lot may have its own price and not always monetary.
You will need: lots.
Lot options (may be different):
1. A bottle of champagne with the inscription "Corporate 2018. Thank you for being with us." (Starting price from 50 rubles)
2. Day off in the middle of the week. (Starting price from 150 rubles)
3. The right to be in the role of director. (Starting price from 250 rubles)
4. Not going to work after the winter weekend. (Starting price from 500 rubles, or fulfilling the presenter's wishes)
5. Ability to leave work 2 hours earlier.
6. Possibility to be 2 hours late for work. (Starting price from 200 rubles)
7. 3 days off in the middle of the week. (Starting price from 600 rubles)
8. Daily praise from the director throughout the week. (Starting price from 700 rubles)
9. Dinner at the director's expense in any restaurant. (Starting price from 1000 rubles)
(Such lots must be coordinated with the higher management)
Snow Maiden :
Who knows how the Rooster cries?
(She is answered)
Snow Maiden :
Fine. We will all reproduce together! Since the year of the rooster, you still need to respect the bird, please!
Competition "Sing, dance, I can do anything".
3-4 participants are selected. The task is to crow a given song and, at the same time, walk like a rooster. Whoever does not go astray will receive a prize.
(After that, a musical pause is announced. 20-25 minutes)
Father Frost :
I suggest you drink for New Year,
Let him bring with him
Joy, happiness and luck,
All the loot and mood!
Snow Maiden :
All fun, passion, affection,
Let it bring wealth
We will drink with you friends,
So that good luck comes to the house!
Father Frost :
But I'm wondering how smart the guys are working in this company?
Snow Maiden :
And we will check it now!
Competition "Dexterous fingers".
3 couples are selected (man, woman). Men are put on a men's shirt, and women are given men's gloves. The task of women is to button up a shirt with gloves. Time to complete is 1 minute. The one who copes faster will receive a prize.
You will need: men's shirts, men's gloves.
Father Frost :
Let our friends drink for dexterity,
We all always need her!
Snow Maiden :
Team spirit is always valuable
Let's check it gentlemen,
I ask you all to come together,
It's time to prove unity!
Game "Coins".
Participants are divided into several teams. Each team receives a glass jar and coins (according to the number of participants). The task is to throw your coin without using your hands and mouth. The team with the most coins toss wins. Banks should be placed at a distance of 2 meters.
You will need: glass jars, coins.
Snow Maiden :
I offer to drink for you,
You are so friendly, so interesting
May miracles fill every hour
Always work together!
(A musical pause is announced, in which you can musical competition... For example, you can hold a "Touch" contest. The conditions are simple. When there is a pause, the presenter says what to touch. For example, touch your nose, tree, leg, green, etc.)
Father Frost :
Our holiday is coming to an end,
It's time for us to part
I congratulate you from my heart,
Happy year of the bird - the Rooster!
Snow Maiden :
Finally, I need a drink
To fix desires,
So that the Rooster brings good luck
To live well for us!
It is important to remember that the roles must be played, and the hall must be decorated in accordance with the theme of the holiday and that a thoughtful musical accompaniment is the key to a cheerful holiday.
In order for the winter holidays at work to be fun and bright, to be remembered for a long time and to bring everyone a lot of positive emotions, it is necessary to select in advance a scenario for the New Year's corporate party with an interesting, funny plot. For young people, cool options will be appropriate, designed in a modern style and complemented by a rich dance program. For older people, classic performances with simple contests and quizzes are suitable.
As presenters, it is worth inviting professionals who will appear before the audience in the role of Santa Claus, Snow Maiden and the Fire Rooster, symbolizing the upcoming 2017. If the corporate event is held in the office, you do not have to spend money on animators, but choose the leaders from among the employees and prepare appropriate costumes for them.
It is better to devote the first part of the corporate party to outdoor games, and in the second to focus on tasks that will not require the already drunk company to interrupt the festive toasts in mid-sentence and leave the table to take part in the fun. A spectacular culmination of the script is to make a New Year's song, which the staff will sing in chorus, and one of those present will record on video for memory.
New Year's corporate party 2017 - a cool scenario in the office
In order to have a fun, cool and original way to hold the New Year's corporate party 2017 in the office, you need to carefully think over the scenario and correctly distribute the roles between the participants. If the team consists of people of the same age category, you can choose a single style of event. When among the colleagues there are both young people and people of pre-retirement age, you will have to organize a party so that both of them feel comfortable.
The room where it is planned to celebrate the corporate event must be decorated accordingly. The minimum required decor is a Christmas tree, rain, compositions of toys and snowflakes, garlands and New Year's lights. The rest of the design attributes must be consistent with the thematic direction of the event. For participants, you can prepare special costumes or limit yourself to attaching some New Year's elements to everyday clothes (mask, cap, crown, mantle, serpentine collar, etc.).
It is better to choose a theme for a corporate party together at a preliminary meeting, where each of the colleagues will be able to express their own opinion regarding the future holiday. Among the most popular and demanded scenarios, the following are the most successful:
- "Russian folk"... A simple version of the corporate party scenario, perfect for all age groups. Doesn't require serious expenses for decoration and costumes. It is enough to simply add to the New Year's office decor several attributes traditionally associated with the Russian provinces. These can be bundles of bagels hung in the corners and entwined with rain, a large samovar with tea covered not with an ordinary doll, but with a Snow Maiden, towels and wooden spoons. For the ladies-participants, you need to prepare shiny kokoshniks, and for men you should offer bright kosovorotki or village caps-caps. Thus, a modern and austere premises of an enterprise or a bank will look like a simple country house, and employees will transform into carefree guys and girls, joyfully waiting for the New Year. The entertainment program is best composed in the form of a mini-concert, where musical numbers will be interspersed with contests and simple quizzes. Separately, you will need to think over the prize fund so that each participant will definitely receive a cute, pleasant and memorable present.
- "Comedy club"... For this scenario, you will need to fence off a small stage in the office space, and arrange tables for 2-3 people around. Employees will have to try on the roles of popular comedians and amuse everyone present with cheerful, bright and cheerful numbers. Of course, performances will need to be rehearsed in advance. At such a corporate party, all kinds of humoresques, funny anecdotes, funny scenes and songs remade for the New Year theme from famous hits and hits. Additionally, you can include karaoke in the program so that all those present are imbued with a festive mood and have fun performing their favorite compositions.
- "Visitors from the future"... This scenario is somewhat more complex than the previous two options and is more suitable for an office with a large number of employees. All members of the corporate party are conventionally divided into two teams, one of which represents earthlings, and the other - aliens from Mars. The essence of the event is that local residents in an easy, playful and funny way explain to aliens the traditions of celebrating the New Year in Russia. Each action is accompanied by music and songs, and the culmination of the holiday is the moment when the representatives of the Martians dress up in the Snow Maiden and Santa Claus, congratulate those present on the New Year and promise to introduce the tradition of drinking champagne to the chimes in their homeland.
New Year's corporate party for adults - a festive scenario for the Year of the Rooster
Theme for an adult holiday script New Year's corporate party, timed to coincide with the onset of the Year of the Rooster, must be chosen depending on the age and character of the participants. For small, very close-knit teams, where all employees know each other perfectly, cozy, intimate gatherings, complemented by musical numbers, funny contests with prizes and team competitions for speed and dexterity, are suitable. Such events can be built in the style of the "Blue Light" retro broadcast, thus combining a festive banquet or buffet with entertainment program... Or invite employees to take part in a journey through a fairyland called "Childhood" and play a funny version of a school matinee in the office, when the participants call the Snow Maiden and Santa Claus in chorus, lead round dances and read funny quatrains, climbing on a stool. It will be very pleasant for adults, serious people to remember their young years and for several hours to turn from responsible managers, accountants and deputy directors into frivolous boys and girls, sincerely and joyfully expecting what kind of gift awaits them under the New Year tree. The host of the corporate party can be one of the employees dressed up in the costume of the symbol of the coming year - the Fire Rooster, and as a solemn dress code, all participants should be asked to wear some red or orange clothes, or tie ribbons of the corresponding color on the sleeves.
V large enterprises and organizations consisting of many departments with a large number of employees, little familiar with each other, it would be quite appropriate to look at large-scale events with a universal festive scenario, which includes a variety of contests, games and quizzes on the knowledge of the company's history, corporate rules and all kinds interesting facts related to professional activities. It is better to choose a thematic focus that does not require those present to dress in specific costumes and memorize the roles. All participants should feel very light and not feel any discomfort throughout the evening.
Merry New Year's corporate party - contests for a festive scenario
Regardless of what topic will be chosen for the scenario of the New Year's corporate party, it will need to include various interesting, bright and funny contests in which each of the employees will be able to show their abilities in an original way and win a pleasant, memorable prize.
- "New Year's fant"- this competition is considered universal and fits harmoniously into the scenario of any format. All participants are invited to draw forfeits from a "magic hat" or a lottery drum, and then perform on stage what has fallen out. Usually, such performances cause a lot of enthusiasm and a storm of applause. It's very funny to watch how severe general manager reads a poem about Santa Claus, and the sedate lady-chief accountant performs "Dance of the Little Swans." However, it is better to arrange these performances in advance so that none of the participants gets into an awkward position.
- "Dodgers"- this version of New Year's entertainment involves close personal contact and is more suitable for teams in which employees know each other well. The presenter invites everyone to the stage, divides them into pairs and ties a scarf around the neck of one player in a pair. The second participant must untie the knot with his teeth. Helping yourself with your hands is strictly prohibited. The winner is the couple who completed the task faster than the others.
- "The Adventures of a Diver"- a competition for active employees who are not afraid to show themselves from a funny, humorous side. All participants are dressed in fins, presented with binoculars and offered to follow a specific route. The highlight is that you have to look through the binoculars from the back side, and the fins significantly complicate the ability to move. Victory is awarded to the one who gets to the final destination faster than others.
New Year's corporate party - an interesting scenario with jokes for adults
An interesting, cool and very funny scenario will help you to have a bright, extraordinary and fun New Year's corporate party in a friendly and close-knit team of adults. Sparkling humor and jokes will create a joyful atmosphere at the holiday and allow everyone to relax and enjoy easy communication.
- "Angels and Demons" Is an extremely fun scenario, perfect for a mid-sized group. The program involves Santa Claus, Snow Maiden and the Fire Rooster - a symbol of the coming year. The employees are divided into two teams. One of them becomes Angels and puts paper wings on their backs, the second represents devils and decorates their heads with funny little horns. Cunning and insidious devils kidnap the Rooster, thanks to which the New Year's coming is postponed. Santa Claus, Snow Maiden and Angels are trying with all their might to bring back the magic bird so that the holiday comes on time. The performance consists of various team competitions, games and quizzes. For a change, mobile numbers alternate with musical performances. As a result, the team of Angels must free the Rooster at any cost and celebrate the New Year with a dance around the Christmas tree and general rejoicing.
- "Carnival Night"- this option does not require a rigid plan and quite allows for moments of improvisation. It is best to act out the scenario in a team where young and middle-aged employees work well with modern humor. The performance is based on the type of a concert, in which funny, harmless pranks, funny scenes and stand-ups on a humorous New Year's corporate theme prevail. Chastooshkas, jokes and remake songs are suitable for musical inserts. They can be performed solo or in chorus, which includes the bulk of the staff.
- "A fairy tale for adults"- this script allows you to remake the plot of any children's work in a modern way and put it in the basis of a New Year's event for adults. For example, the story of a modern Cinderella (secretary or junior manager) looks very unusual and original, who rushes to a New Year's corporate event and loses not a shoe, but an important report or company documents, and as a result finds her love or gets a promotion from her boss. To implement the idea of the script in the team, the main character is selected, and the rest of the employees play secondary roles and help the newly-made Cinderella to get out of the difficult situation.
New Year's corporate scenario is cool for a drunk company
For a drunken company of adults, a simple scenario of a New Year's corporate party is best suited, which does not require too active action and allows you to participate in the festive program without leaving the table. As presenters, it is worth using classic characters, namely, Santa Claus, Snow Maiden and the Fire Rooster, symbolizing the upcoming 2017. If the office is chosen as the venue for the celebration, you can include simple dance numbers in the performance. Being in a familiar environment and without fear of prying eyes, employees will be liberated and will gladly allow themselves to dance around the Christmas tree or dance the legendary tap hole.
Of the contests, it makes sense to give preference to cool, funny tasks that do not require mental strain. The competition for the most interesting, short, long or beautiful New Year's toast, for the very desire made to Santa Claus or for the most original compliment to the beautiful Snow Maiden will perfectly fit into the format of the corporate party script.
A cheerful banquet on the occasion of the New Year can be filmed, so that you can watch it again and remember how beautifully, naturally and joyfully the team held a corporate party, timed to coincide with the most important holiday of the year.
Good day! New Year is one of the most amazing and long-awaited holidays! It is eagerly awaited not only by children, but also by adults who also want to believe in miracles! Give your colleagues a real fun winter's tale, or rather, several new fairy tales that will not only give your work friends the opportunity to have fun, but also show all their talents and abilities!
This funny script is for a fun company, with musical accompaniment, artistic transformations, with gags will allow you to turn a New Year's corporate party into a real unforgettable event. Cool converted fairy tales for a corporate party for the New Year for adults, here you can download it for free. Enjoy your participation! An unforgettable experience awaits you!
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Funny New Year's riddles from Santa Claus for a corporate party for adults
Guess and tell!
What holiday is it?
He comes in a dark night
Definitely an ugly man.
He is almost natural.
He became famous for his,
The drunkenness of the whole people.
The tables are full of dishes
The food is countless.
And the clock strikes twelve ...
They start eating!
All the people drink and dance!
Instead of a heart, a piece of ice
I’m not by hearsay!
In front of a snowflake
Legs from under the armpit.
Chubby stump
She is so wagging!
Sex, not a woman
It raises everything!
It's a pity that this fool
My granddaughter ...
Tell me who it is
The first among the men?
Not handsome, but not evil,
And the groovy caress!
Red nose and beard!
Not a maniac, not gay!
And the people call it "Fierce"
He walks in boots, shod.
Well, you think it's a disaster,
He will pinch sometimes.
Who will condemn him for that?
And you, tea, will not decrease!
He comes with a thick stick
Will not leave without a gift!
And a whole load of gifts!
And his name is ...
New Year is coming.
He wags his tail.
Lots of meat and income
He foreshadows us!
There will be many friends
And there will be no fight!
We will live more fun!
This year ...
I am very glad that I guessed it, to know the brains on the spot!
Have fun, pour! .. Well, for me, two hundred grams ...
Riddle for adults: Whose parents are Snowman and Snow Woman?
Answer: Snow Maidens
Correct answer: Bigfoot
Riddle for adults: Why does Santa Claus have a red nose?
Answer: I drank a lot
The correct answer: he just came from a Russian bathhouse, because in Russia since ... there is such a tradition before the new year to go to the bathhouse with friends
Who can without the Internet
To give answers to riddles?
Who can give answers,
That all year will be rich!
1.Human growth,
The figure is super simple:
30:60:90. (snow woman)
2.The whole holiday is quiet,
Well, very green ... (Christmas tree)
3. Tell him a rhyme
And he will climb into the bag. (Father Frost)
4. Beauty, not a fool -
Well, an ash tree stump, ... (Snow Maiden)
5. A naked person came out on the ice,
It turned out ... (ice)
6. Hiking on foot in the New Year
Santa Claus is too lazy
There is a team at the gate
And there is one ... (deer)
7.Watches, perfumes and foreign cars -
All this in the new year ... (gifts)
8) there is already a crust on the pope
But Yegorka climbs up:
"Finally, cool ..." (slide)
9.We celebrate with you here -
This holiday ... (new year)
10 new, but vice versa
Holiday ... (old new year)
11.Janitor snow all the row and row,
Has grown three times ... (snowdrift)
12.Who is not enough money -
She dreams of rowing her salary. (shovel)
New Year's script, corporate (scene for a feast with Santa Claus and Snow Maiden)
The usual text is Santa Claus.
In quotes - Snow Maiden.
In double quotes - Together.
In brackets - Script.
The text is spoken slowly, visibly, as is customary. Santa Claus in particular. The Snow Maiden sometimes speaks a little faster and, as it were, in a childish way.
"Do you want to believe it or not -"
The holiday is knocking at your door!
Although you have not been children for a long time,
"We came to you anyway!"
(go to the people)
“Indeed, what is it?
Since the mustache grows on the face, "
Fifth breast size
“And in glasses, like mercury,
Intoxicating potion splashes - "
Are you not worthy of fun ?!
New Year, live!
"Children's happiness, simple!"
Faith in a fairy tale and goodness!
No friends! “No matter how old
That legend about Grandfather,
What is called Frost
Whose unshakable credo
Come with a gift to the house! "
And a beautiful maiden
His granddaughter, the mischievous
About the Snow Maiden! ““ But that's it!
We have come to you! "" (They approach the cake, but do not look at it) "Give me a knife!" (very ambiguous)
(start to cut the cake)
We'll cut the cake and everyone
Who will believe in us, "what is important!"
Taking it from our hands,
(start handing out cake)
Knows no parting
In a new year, no loss,
"No pay cut!"
Abbreviations and simple
Will bypass you!
"And the tricks of the dark force,
From the pre-Barn era,
Turned into a Crisis
Will disappear! " As if in a dream
To you they are in a nightmare -
Trust me! "And me!"
Only happiness and luck
Will bring you a new year!
““ We are wizards, which means
This is how it will happen! "
"Angels-children", fellow-friends,
A competent chef - "and not a pig at all!"
Kind faces from day to day
"Goodbye to tiredness, boredom and laziness!"
Joyful work and home !.
(finish handing out cake).
"Look, there is no cake left! .."
Yes, that does not matter - after all, everyone got it!
And I'll sing at the next point too! ..
"In short, fellow citizens, Happy New Year to all!"
And remember, we are inseparable from the people!
"And at five years old and at seventy - everyone will receive!"
A ray of sunshine from us with the Snow Maiden!
"The one, the only, unique!"
The best day of the year, popularly loved!
““ New Year's Day, when the FAIRY TALE TO BE!
And just try to forget it! .. (they threaten with a knife) ""
(go to a standing ovation)
New Year's script (cool hussar humor with Peter the Great and Lieutenant Rzhevsky)
1st LEADER
A cheerful holiday is coming
And a little bit is left before it.
Do you know how it started?
How was the New Year established?
2nd LEADER
Among the placed bottles
Cutting off a slice of sausage,
Tsar Peter sat, scratching the back of his head,
Stuffing your mustache with a snack,
With friends slapping a glass,
And shaking off the dandruff from the shoulders,
He is to the courtier Aleksashka
He made the following speech:
PETER (1st LEADER)
I came up with a great idea
Russian to equip the house.
MENSHIKOV (2ND LEADER)
They will drink, plunder, plunder,
And we will be blamed for everything!
Who are you hinting at here,
Saying such things?
Menshikov
Always accused in Russia
Only the previous king!
I will open a window to Europe
Having built a city on the Neva.
Menshikov
And we will look at ... how
Are they already living in Moscow?
I want to leave about myself
Good memory in Russia.
Menshikov
So it is necessary to add the holidays,
Anyone, Min Hertz, ask!
There are a lot of church holidays,
And the devil himself will not understand them!
Menshikov
Than to cut through the window now, though
Leave, let's say, New Year.
And this - what kind of holiday?
Menshikov
Tsar Peter, get the calendar
As soon as it ends
Hit the lady in the dance!
Wait a whole year? What for? Why is there
Such terms? Weak or what ?!
Menshikov
Dance all year but no fireworks
And in the New Year - fireworks if you please.
Fireworks - not bad! But to no avail
Shoot only in the sky, my friend.
Menshikov
And let them put up the trees
And they dance around.
And let everyone drink a glass!
Let the ladies compliment.
Menshikov
Let them give the kids gifts!
Let there be a lot of sweets in them.
I respect this alignment.
Persuaded! Listen to the people.
By my decree I approve
From now on, the holiday is New Year!
Menshikov
Well then, Min Hertz? Let's celebrate the holiday?
My throat is really thirsty!
Well, so be it! Guilt, prankster!
Menshikov and Peter (in chorus)
For a new holiday - New Year!
(break for toast and food)
1st LEADER
Thank you, Minin and Pozharsky,
For a new holiday and a shifted day off.
2nd LEADER
But we need a hussar holiday
ALL (in chorus)
1st LEADER (IN THE ROLE OF RZHEVSKY'S GUARANTOR)
Hussar, be sober or drunk,
But he is witty and resourceful all the same.
2nd LEADER (IN THE ROLE OF KORNET AZAROV)
Hussars love restaurants
ALL (in chorus)
A long time ago, a long time ago, a long time ago!
RZHEVSKY (1st LEADER)
All the hussars congratulate you!
Azarov (2nd leader)
Lieutenant Rzhevsky, is it not surprising to recognize us?
RZHEVSKY (1st LEADER)
They recognized us, Cornet Azarov,
ALL (in chorus)
A long time ago, a long time ago, a long time ago!
RZHEVSKY (1st LEADER)
Frost helped us not for nothing
And twice he shut the window to Europe.
Azarov (2nd leader)
After all, Santa Claus served in the hussars
ALL (in chorus)
A long time ago, a long time ago, a long time ago!
RZHEVSKY (1st LEADER)
We seem to have decided to cut us down?
Azarov (2nd leader)
What is there to discuss when the whole matter is decided?
RZHEVSKY (1st LEADER)
And we hammered a bolt on it
ALL (in chorus)
A long time ago, a long time ago, a long time ago!
Azarov (2nd leader)
We spent barely a year old,
And the New Year is already knocking on our window.
RZHEVSKY (1st LEADER)
I hope everyone has a drink already?
ALL (in chorus)
A long time ago, a long time ago, a long time ago!
RZHEVSKY (1st LEADER)
Here's a witty hussar toast
It was both appropriate and ridiculous to recall.
Azarov (2nd leader)
No wonder the table is set royally
ALL (in chorus)
A long time ago, a long time ago, a long time ago!
Azarov (2nd leader)
Lieutenant Rzhevsky, here is a toast for you,
Let it be laconic and simple.
RZHEVSKY
Dear colleagues,
Let's shake hands!
We got together for the first time
Celebrate the year of the red ... dog!
And this year, of course,
Will bring good luck to everyone
After all, he is a friend of mankind,
Because he's a dog.
Let it bark like a dog
Coming New Year,
Let it wag its tail
And he gives his paw!
With a kind glance,
Let him lick everyone's hands
Good luck in the year of the dog!
All - with the year of the red ... dog!
(break for toast and food)
SONG OR REITATIVE
to the tune of V. Vysotsky's song "Oh, Van, look what clowns"
1st LEADER
Oh, look, everyone is already seated,
They are expecting something from us again.
All the jokers shared somewhere
While we are joking, everything will be swept away.
You joke with them, how groovy,
And so far come with saliva,
And do not swear, and do not whine,
Where is the day off?
2nd LEADER
The people did not occupy the tables!
Well we treated everyone!
In addition, the chef gave us a little reward,
And this means - there was a success.
I ask you to stop grumbling
And do not whine, and do not whine,
And already start joking
And enter the role!
1st LEADER
Well, what do you want to joke about,
When does the sword of Damocles hang?
Again, say something wrong,
And all the bosses will be flogged?
Moreover, reforms threaten us,
They don't make me laugh
We may all be cut
This is the alignment!
2nd LEADER
How long do I work in science,
Then they threaten us with reforms,
Then they seduce with a new privilege,
In fact, they will only make noise.
And what the authorities will see
Don't take it into account now
The balance has been reduced - income-expense,
On New Year's Eve!
1st LEADER
Well, if we are not punishable,
The bosses must be found,
And I'll tell him this
That will remember for a long time.
2nd LEADER
No, where did you go to accelerate,
We have no reason to bicker,
Give me the microphone now
And get out!
1st LEADER
Friends, I hope you guessed
That this quarrel is not serious
2nd LEADER
And we were not going to be at enmity,
And that's not the question now.
1st AND 2nd LEADER
We need to celebrate the New Year
Let everyone pour something
May the year bring good luck
For the New Year!
NEW SONGS ABOUT THE MAIN
Dear friends, it has already become a tradition for the New Year to sing old songs about the main thing.
But since some holidays have slightly shifted the emphasis, these songs now need to be sung in a slightly different edition.
(Based on "There are so many singles guys")
Fedor was left without children,
Are there many problems in this?
Can it be that there are no kings in Russia -
Only Shuisky with the Godunovs?
How without kings? You can't live without them!
There are so many young boyars,
But they chose Romanov.
(To the tune "Boldly, comrades, keep up!")
Boldly, fellow citizens, in step,
We are accustomed to living in a struggle.
The road to the kingdom of tsarism
We choose for ourselves!
(On the motive of "Tachanka")
Fly a bird out of the way
Get out of the way, the beast.
If only we would not get lost!
Hey, Susanin, show me off!
(to the motive "An order has been given to him to the west")
"Kohl a threat to the imperial power,
Let's protect the whole country! " -
Names Minin and Pozharsky
To the civil war.
(To the tune "Everything is ghostly in this raging world")
Everything in this raging world is ghostly
Heart is a prophet, why are you silent?
How to know how they will evaluate us in the future?
Who was the bad guy and who was the good guy?
New Year's Tale "Teremok in a New Way"
Props and decorations:
1. The designation "teremka" is necessary to make a square with the size: 2x2m. Height 20 cm. The frame can be made of cardboard.
2. A large beach umbrella on a stand will represent the roof.
3. Additional props: a mop, a plate with a spoon, a centimeter (measuring).
4. Recording of light instrumental music (for background), rhythmic dance music (Disco Crash - New Year is rushing to us).
5. A bag with cards in which roles and moods, emotions are described:
1 card:
Who? - Mouse.
Which? - Nervous, hysterical. Always loudly shouts his "pee-pee!"!
What is he doing in Teremka? - Washes the floors
2 card:
Who? - Frog.
Which? - Severe, stubborn, unhurried. Your "Kva-kva!" pronounces like an opera singer.
What is he doing in Teremka? - Feeds lunch.
3 card:
Who? - Bunny.
Which? - Cheerful, nimble, mischievous. After each jump, he wags his tail!
What is he doing in Teremka? - Measures clothing parameters with a centimeter.
4 card:
Who? - Chanterelle.
Which? - Sexy, flirtatious. Sex * flax hums: "Urrr!"
What is he doing in Teremka? - Flirts, seduces.
5 card:
Who? - Grey Wolf.
Which? - Self-confident, impudent, a sort of "decided", came to the "showdown". Coughs, as if kukuet: Khe-khe! Khe-khe!
What is he doing in Teremka? - All the time he runs into everyone, threatens!
6 card:
Who? - Bear.
Which? - Smiling, kind, loves everyone very much! His "RRRRR" speaks as if he were saying "Catch up! I'll catch up! "
What is he doing in Teremka? - Climbs to hug and kiss.
Characters:
Host (script folder);
To somehow designate all the characters so that they are recognizable, just a few elements in the clothes are enough.
Mouse (rim with ears and tail, apron);
Frog (green frill (collar) put on clothes, you can also green gloves, chef's apron and cap);
Bunny (headband with long ears, small tail);
Chanterelle (coquette, red collar and fox tail);
Gray wolf (dressed like a hooligan, shirt unbuttoned, a gold chain around the neck, a purse (as in the 90s) on the side, a cap, a cigarette in his teeth);
Bear (on the head is a cap with round ears, a vest, warm knitted socks, large galoshes).
Scene # 1
Leading: Dear friends! New Year is always a return to childhood. How long have you read the children's fairy tale "Teremok"?
Guests answer: For a long time!
Leading: Do you remember. What was going on there?
All in chorus: Yes!
Leading: And if I were you, I would not be so sure! Do you want to check? Or let's remember all together? All in chorus:
Leading: I need six volunteers! He chooses the most picturesque from the audience: the tallest, the lowest, the thinnest, the fattest, etc.
Leading: Who would you like to play in this fairy tale? Participants are guessing.
Leading: Well, it would be ideal, but here, at the fabulous New Year's corporate party, miracles are everywhere and everywhere. Even the most ordinary fairy tale can turn into an interesting and unforgettable action! Pull, from the bag, who will be who!
Participants pull out, without looking, cards indicating who and what they should be in this fairy tale. It will be funny when you yourself big man will get, for example, the role of the Mouse! Or to the most sickly one - the role of the bandit Wolf or Bear! They are taken away, assistants dress up in elements.
Give the participant who will play the Mouse - a mop,
To the frog - a plate and a spoon,
A bunny is a tailor's centimeter.
The disguised artists go to the Presenter, who tells the task.
Leading: So, in our cool reworked fairy tale, I'm the only one who speaks! You are all known and possible ways portray your hero. The bunny jumps to Teremok, the frog jumps, etc. You can and even should make sounds of your character, demonstrate his behavior and manners.
All this is done taking into account the emotion and mood that is written in your card. And one more thing: once in Teremochek, if you suddenly hear just such dance music (the chorus of the song "New Year" by the group "Disco Crash"), you must, taking into account, again, your given mood, perform the actions that were indicated in your cards! It is desirable for the audience to sing along with the song. And the main condition is that all actions are performed only in interaction with each other! Are you all going to live together?
The participants agree. Leave.
Scene # 2
Light instrumental music sounds in the background. Once new hero appears in Teremka, dance music is briefly turned on, to which they will perform their every action.
Leading: So, dear friends, make yourself comfortable! Now you will hear and at the same time see a completely new fairy tale called "Teremok".
In one of the very nice dacha cooperatives, someone took and built a very neat little Teremok!
(The assistants take out a cardboard frame that marks Teremok. In the middle, instead of a roof, they put a large beach umbrella on a stand.)
Leading: Past, on their own important matters The Mouse-Nerushka was running (“Mouse” runs out, hysterically yelling “PI-PI-PI!”).
The Mouse was surprised that such a treasure is worth, and no one lives there! Three times she ran around Teremok (the Mouse runs around), and, making sure that there were definitely no owners there, she settled in it! (The mouse steps over and immediately starts cleaning the floors).
The Croak Frog jumped the same way, the same way! (A participant representing the Frog jumps, singing in an operatic "Kva-kva!") As Teremok saw, she could not restrain herself! She came closer and asked the Mouse if it was possible to live there with her?
- Come in! It will be more fun together! - She answered and let her friend into Teremok.
Dance music turns on and the frog begins to feed the mouse, and she washes the floors under her feet.
Leading: From afar, the smell of delicious lunch was heard by the Bunny Bunny!
(Bunny gallops) And when he came to him - he saw Teremok and was stunned! Oh, how he wanted to live in it! Is it possible? - asked the Bunny.
- Can! - waved the inviting Mouse and Frog and launched a new tenant in Teremok. Dance music turns on: the Mouse must wash the floors under the feet of its neighbors, the Frog must feed each one in turn, and the Bunny must take measurements from both the Frog and the Mouse.
Leading: But, as in life, so in a fairy tale, nothing is so simple: having heard the noise and din, smelling the delicious smells spreading from the windows of Teremochka, the Wolf came to the house. (Impressively, coughing, the Wolf comes out. Approaches Teremochka).
Well, and how it, again, happens in life, he didn't ask too much! He opened the door with his foot and entered! Dance music turns on: everyone does their own thing, and the wolf "runs into" everyone in turn.
Leading: The frog, seeing such a thing, stopped right next to Gray and let's feed! And he - "run over"! It is not known how it would have ended, but here the Bear walked past. (Smiling and playfully growling, the participant who plays the Bear comes out).
Leading: The Bear came up to Teremochka, looked at how the animals were having fun there! How they wash cleanly, how they feed from a spoon, how they measure joyfully, how they dance sexually! Even the Wolf with his arrivals Mishka immediately fell in love with! I entered Teremok and let's hug and kiss everyone!
To dance music, everyone goes about their business with everyone, and the Bear hugs and kisses on the cheeks, everyone!
Leading: You ask why he did not ask permission to live with the tenants? What for? After all, this is HIS Teremok! He built for himself! How did I see this cheerful company, immediately decided to live here and leave them all!
Dance music sounds. All heroes interact with each other, constantly changing partners
Dressing up competition for Santa Claus and Snow Maiden
The essence of the competition and the whole comedy of the situation is as follows. It is desirable that there was a real costume of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, but let the men's suit consist of pants and a jacket, and the women's one of a skirt and jacket. The more individual kit parts there are, the better. The whole team is divided into 2 parts: boys separately, girls separately. As a result, you get 2 teams. Usually people are undressed for the sake of joke; today, on the contrary, they will dress. The task is as follows. The girls are instructed to dress Santa Claus in a suit, the boys need to do the same, but with the Snow Maiden. Each team selects 1 person who will be engaged in dressing. Costumes mixed with other things are laid out on the table. Representatives from each team are blindfolded. Then they, blindfolded, take turns approaching the table with things and “select” one of the details of the suit by touch. Then the selected costume detail is put on Santa Claus or Snow Maiden, who are also blindfolded. Santa Claus is dressed by a girl, Snow Maiden - by a guy. If you do not blindfold, it will turn out to be uninteresting. Otherwise, no one will be able to control what is taken off the table and what is put on another person. Due to the confusion with things, in the end, the main characters of the holiday will be covered with everything that first came to hand. Will the main be funny actors the show is not so important, but for those who will watch it all, laughter is guaranteed.
Music competition "Song of the Year"
The essence of the competition is as follows: the words "to sing" or "not to sing" are written on pieces of paper. There should be as many notes as there are people at the event. Before writing notes, it is worth deciding how many people will sing on stage. Usually 4-5 participants are enough. If there are more of them, the event will drag on and will no longer be interesting. Everyone present at the party pulls a ticket. Those who have “sing” written on a piece of paper will have to perform any song of their choice. Here, too, you can beat the situation. Either a person chooses what to sing for him, or you can trust electronics. Let her automatically decide which song each participant will perform. Then an impromptu or real presenter enters the stage and announces the opening competition program... The singers take turns on stage, singing. After the end of the performance, all the singers line up on stage, and the audience with loud applause, hooting, express their appreciation for each singer. At the end, the finalist of the competition may be given the opportunity to perform an encore.
Competition between teams "2 in one harness"
If the size of the room allows, a mini-competition can be held. The team is divided into 2 teams. Required condition- an even number of people in each of them. Then the team is divided into pairs, each of which is given trousers, which consist of 2 pairs of trousers. The trick is that both pairs are connected to each other by 1 of the legs at the side at the bottom. 1 pants are worn by one person from a pair, 2 - by the second. After the pants are put on, the command "start" is given. Each pair must run a certain distance, then come back. After that, 2 couples enter the competition and so on. It will be funny when a couple starts to move forward together in connected trousers.
Joke task "I blinded him from what was"
For the competition, it is necessary to prepare the so-called masquerade costumes in advance. They must necessarily be funny. For example, 1 long is sewn to a sweater with short sleeves, or the 1st leg of the trousers is cut off, the 2nd is left. You can sew multi-colored patches to clothes, or vice versa, make holes in different places. Anything that comes to mind. Each suit is put in a separate bag. Shoes and accessories are added to things. You can also beat with shoes. For example, put 1 high-heeled shoe, 2 low-heeled shoes. Interesting options can be played with a skirt. Cut obliquely, sew on the back of the tail, make a fringe with scissors, cut holes, lace up. 5-10 people are selected from the participants of the corporate party. They give them comic costumes and ask them to change. Then they arrange a kind of competition for the coolest costume.
Scenario of a corporate party for the New 2019 with gags
As you know, 2019 is the year of the Yellow Earth Pig. Accordingly, the scenario can be somehow connected with this animal. It is worth preparing contests and all the necessary paraphernalia in advance.
An example scenario for a corporate party in 2019:
Leading: Hello dear employees (company name). Today we are all on the eve of the New Year and expect a lot of interesting and unexpected from it. The Year of the Pig is a rather dynamic period, so I propose to train in the ability to run fast (a "pig race" competition is held). The host distributes prizes to the participants. Suggests a toast and a drink for the coming year.
Leading: After the employees have shown who is the fastest and will be able to perform the assigned work perfectly, we suggest you compete in loyalty to your boss. After all, as you know, the Pig is a devoted animal (competition "devoted friend"). Again, the invitees say a toast and congratulate each other on the holidays.
Leading. Well, we have already decided who is the best and most devoted employee. But Pigs also love to walk. Therefore, it is necessary to choose the most beautiful employees (a contest "Exhibition of Beauty" is held).
Leading. As you know, Pigs have an excellent instinct and they always keep their ears open. Now let's check which of the employees of the company has good hearing, flair, and who has to retire (see the “shape-shifter” contest below).
Leading. Now you need the leader of the pack to say a toast and his congratulations, give gifts to all employees (a toast from the boss).
Leading. On these congratulations, we hasten to say goodbye to you, Happy New Year!
Scenes can be both pre-rehearsed and unexpected. The most interesting thing is that unexpected scenes turn out to be much more interesting and funnier.
Variants of scenes for a corporate party:
- Knight. The host chooses himself handsome man and a woman. The woman stands on a chair, she is a long-haired princess. In addition to the man, 2 more men participate in the scene. One plays the role of a knight, the second a knight's horse and cloak. At the same time, the knight tries to remove the princess from the chair, but he is sitting on a horse, and he is wearing a cloak. The office staff are delighted with the scene.
- Teremok. For the scene, you will need all the participants in the fairy tale, as well as costumes. Moreover, the male roles are played by women and vice versa. It is necessary that the presenter read the fairy tale, and the heroes enter a large box or a fenced area, like a teremok. You can give the participants the words of each character on the sheet in advance.
- Fly Tsokotukha. The tale is also remade into new way... Participants are selected from the audience, these are the main characters, as in the fairy tale. The scene is complemented by cuttings from contemporary songs that fit the meaning of a specific segment of the tale.
Competitions for the New Year's corporate party 2019 with fun
Contests can be thematic and correspond to the Year of the Pig, or just interesting games related to the New Year.
Contests:
- Pig Race. It is necessary, using tapes, to divide the hall into three tracks. Participants put on pig masks, get on all fours and crawl to the finish line, whoever gets to the finish line first is the winner.
- A devoted friend. An interesting and unusual competition that allows employees to become friends and better understand each other. During the competition, three pairs must be selected. It is desirable that these are heterosexual partners. After that, you need to ask the participants to get on all fours. A fabric ball is attached to one of the partners in the "tail" area. And the second member of the pair must remove it with his teeth. Whichever pair copes faster is the winner.
- Exhibition of beauty. It is better to hold the competition when all the participants are already drunk. Those who wish to participate are selected, preferably both men and women. It is necessary to ask to become "pigs" on all fours and attach the tails. Now you need to ask the participants to wag their tails. The one who wags his tail more naturalistically won. Pieces of fur of different colors are suitable for the competition.
New Year's fun-entertainments for celebrating the New Year of the Pig
It is best to transfer jokes and entertainment to the second part of the holiday, when all the participants in the corporate party have already met and have had fun. Jokes should be inactive, that is, they should be carried out at the table. This is to give the participants a rest.
Fun-entertainment:
- Alphabet. It is necessary to prepare cards with letters. Each of the guests chooses a letter. The other box should contain transcripts. For example, "O" is "Huge Salary" and "K" is "Cool Vacation". Try to choose cool statuses.
- Lottery. Simple and fun competition... Get some inexpensive and fun gifts in advance. These can be funny pig-themed trinkets. For example, a collar, ball or food bowl. Put the gifts in one bag, and in the second one the pieces of paper with numbers that correspond to each gift. Have each of the participants pull out a paper with a number and receive their prize. It's fun enough to receive gifts for pigs.
- Never. It is necessary that each of the guests say something that he has never done in his life. For example, I never dived or played basketball. Those of the guests who brought this to life should have a glass. Make sure that the glasses are small so that guests will not get drunk.
- Deaf dialogue. The leader invites the leader and his subordinate. The boss puts on the headphones. The subordinate tries to ask various questions that relate to work and wages. At the same time, the boss does not understand and does not hear what the colleague is saying, since he has headphones on and loud music sounds. The leader should try to answer something to questions that he does not hear. It turns out fun and funny.
Corporate party 2018: New Year's holiday scenario
The presenter opens the corporate event with the words of greeting. This is followed by a small preface about the past year, its symbol and features, and the attention of those present smoothly switches to the symbol of the coming year, and to what it will bring to people.
The next step will be the word of the leader, who will greet his subordinates, and also sum up the results with words of gratitude to the team for the work done.
Next, the presenter offers a small competition for ladies who love to dress up so much. The competition consists in the speed of dressing each participant in the prepared things. But the competition is not over yet! After a quick dressing, the same undressing follows, but with the help of men, who in mittens should help the ladies to undress.
After the competition, you should give the employees a rest by playing quiet music. They will have a little time to eat and socialize.
After a short pause, the presenter announces a couple more contests and selects other people to participate. After completing the competitive part, you should give people a little chat and a drink.
So, the musical part of the evening: remember that the music should be varied.
After the rest, you need to stir up the employees again by offering several thematic quizzes and contests.
Competitions for the New Year's corporate party
- Everyone is considered the ideal competition for team building famous game: "How much do you know about me?" ... The essence of the competition: all employees write on small pieces of paper a fact from their life that no one knows for sure. For example: broke glass at school, burned down a shed as a child, or rode a piglet at my grandmother's in the village. The presenter draws out the pieces of paper and reads what was written aloud, and those present must guess who wrote it.
- Snowfall. All participants (from 5 to 15 people, depending on the size of the room) are given snowflakes. On a signal, preferably at the beginning of the song, the participants throw up snowflakes and begin to blow so that they do not fall. The winner is the participant whose snowflake flies the longest.
- Table racing! On the table, race tracks are arranged, participants are selected who, through a straw, must move the racing ball to the finish line.
When organizing contests, do not forget about presentations, which will be a pleasant surprise for all participants. Everything that I found cool, I published for you in this post. I wish you a lot of fun! Good luck!
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New Years corporate partyDubinko Lyudmila Ivanovna, teacher of mathematics, secondary school №5 from Zhuravsky
Leading:
We wish you bright and happy days
Health, success, reliable friends.
May the New Year bring you
More luck and less adversity.
Will save you from a lot of worries,
Will dispel sadness, he will drive away sorrow,
I heartily wishes - not sorry!
Health to you, smiles and love,
And a lot - a lot of happiness ahead!
Leading:
Another beautiful year has passed
In which it was sung and sad,
And what did not fit in it,
Let everything be in the new.
Leading:
Outside a strong wind is blowing, frost is bursting, and in our hall it is warm and cozy.
I propose to raise our glasses and declare the first toast so that our hearts also be warm and cozy.
Leading: There is very little time left, and the New Year will come into its own. But D. M. and Snegurochka are not. Let's call them.
CAT comes out (dark glasses in front of his eyes, holding a cane) AND FOX (with a huge bag on the shoulder)and sing in a low voice
The country is great, there are no more like that,
And the people are titan, not a parasite.
At the head are worthy people.
In terms of bribes, they are unapproachable.
Our times are always troubled.
Our rivers are always only muddy!
Businessmen at the predestinous us,
And the laws of the country are preposterous.
I am writing an ode about Russia,
About our native fatherland.
I don’t know anything else:
Everything here is nice, everything is upside down!
Only childless live in cities,
And where there is no light, there are many children.
Everybody has pistols, and not gas ones!
And our harvesters are disposable.
Our intentions are the purest!
Our watch is the fastest!
Our dwarfs are the largest
And we have only mercury rains.
CAT: We heard that you called Santa Claus, understood that there is a holiday here, which means you can taste something delicious. We can stay.
They go around all those sitting and ask to put something in the bag.
(MUSIC SOUNDS)
Santa Claus enters with the Snow Maiden and congratulates all those present.
Snow Maiden: Grandpa, where is your bag of gifts?
Father Frost: My helpers bring in the bag.
(BELLS SOUNDS)
Physical education teachers, harnessed with jump ropes, run in with signs on their chests (the logo of a school for athletes). A large tablecloth is held at the four corners, in which there are gifts.
Santa Claus: Well I ask everyone to come up to the casket and sort out the gifts according to their hearts.
Baba Yaga appears from the chest and hands out gifts to everyone.
- Don't think to be angry with us - a nail in the household will come in handy.
- To prevent your teeth from hurting, brush them at least once a week. (Toothbrush)
- We wanted to get a flashlight, but you just got a ball.
- You got this soap to wash your hands more often.
- To find out the income, a notebook will come in handy for you.
- Pour this into a glass and take a sip.
- After a glass, having a snack is a very important matter.
- Here is a paper napkin instead of a sleeve.
- And for sweets, we have a candy for you.
- You would like a piano, but you have a calendar.
- In life, one must hope for the best
- Take the glue if something doesn't stick.
- Get the main prize, you get an egg crate.
- Although the people say that vodka is poison. We give you a glass of poison as a reward.
- There is no typewriter, we offer this item. (a pen)
- We give you toothpaste to keep you toothy.
- Hurray! - shout to the whole world. You have a car - a souvenir.
- When you go for a walk, so that your trousers will not sleep on you, you have these steel pins with you.
- Here's a little brooch - smile just a little.
- You will need your donated stocking for future use.
- You can read about all the news in the world in the newspaper.
- In order not to eat in the dining room, get a bay leaf.
- Don't be sick, be strong, I give you pills.
- To always be beautiful, hurry to get the cream.
- I issue it without a document, you got this tape.
- And not just, and not a lot: the win is cabbage forks.
- Get it - hurry up, you have a notebook: write poetry.
- You shouldn't be angry with the prize: you can ride on a broom.
- Happiness fell into your hands, got three potatoes.
Leading: Everyone who did not get giftsget a win-win lottery.
Guests are given lottery tickets, and at the end of the holiday, small but pleasant souvenirs are raffled off.
(SOUNDS THE GYGY)
Gypsy: How you forgot about me and did not invite you to your evening. Well, gilded the handle, I'll tell you the whole truth.
- Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation on it - a car.
- If you put on clothes inside out on June 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will meet love!
- Go to the boss with your left foot - and you will be promoted.
- Crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your destiny.
- Do not relax too much, otherwise your road will be to the government house.
- When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will come off.
- Fireworks of bright events await you in the third decade of January. Start preparing immediately.
- Today is the best day for you! As well as everyone else!
- Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be silent! And no one will call you a bore.
Leading: And now pop stars will perform in front of you.
Musical number.
Leading: I ask the one who will solve the riddle correctly for the prize.
- People from the same beach. (Contenders)
- If a child reads a lot of poetry, he can become a poet, if he read only about robbers, he will become ... (deputy)
- A person who has received many certificates. (Literacy)
- A man with a large forehead. (Lobothak)
- People living on earned income. (Goner)
- A bandit tormented by foolishness. (Bandura player)
- All covered with greenery, absolutely all. (New Russian)
- What is growing, but we do not notice. (Welfare)
- A very tanned person. (Black person)
- Steam treatment for psychos. (Paropsychology)
- Human behavior is simple and natural. (Rudeness)
- A young woman going her own way (Putana)
Leading: On the cards are verbs and nouns. The player draws 2 cards. If they sound the same - a prize.
DRESS - IRON IRON
BROOCH - FIX ON THE CHEST
CAT - I WILL TAKE IN HANDS AND I WILL STROKE
POCKET SHIRT - WITH A LOT OF SPIRITS AND POCKET
SOAP - I WILL TAKE WITH YOU IN THE BATH
CAR - SIT AND GO
NUTS - UNLOADING AND REMOVING
VIOLIN - WILL PLAY ON IT
HAT - WEAR ON THE HEAD
SAUSAGE - LET'S FIRE AND REMOVE
GREEN ONION - POSITION IN OKROSHKA
CRYSTAL VASE - I WILL DELIVER ON THE TABLE AND I WILL LOVE HER
HANDKERCHIEF - WIPE THE NOSE
UMBRELLA - SHEET FROM THE RAIN
FLOWERS - WILL SENSE
CAKE - LOVE
MUSTARD - SPREAD ON BREAD
DOLL - WASH AND PUT TO SLEEP
FUN COMPETITIONS
Leading: We invite you to take part in the competition. You need to fill the glasses with a teaspoon. Whoever copes with the task faster gets the opportunity to make a toast.
Lead: Two teams stand in two lines opposite each other. The players in each team, from the first to the last, must give each other some kind of round thing: an orange, a ball, a round toy. In this case, you can only use the chin or shoulder. You can't help yourself with your hands. If a thing falls to the floor, then everything starts from the beginning.
Leading: Place the button on the index finger of your hand and, turning to your playmate, invite him to place the button on his index finger. No other finger is allowed. The one who does not hold and drops the button is eliminated from the game.
Leading: Players freeze in different positions. The presenter memorizes the poses of the players, their clothes and leaves the room. The players make 5 changes in their poses and clothes
(not everyone has five, but only five). The leader must return everything to its original position. If the leader found all five changes, then as a reward the players fulfill his wish. Otherwise, you need to drive again.
LOST LOTTERY
- Sound trap of the system "I do not like - do not listen" (huge ear).
- Fruit of temptation (apple).
- Anti-talkativeness (dummy).
- Sewing machine (needle and thread).
- Electric lighter (box of matches).
- Painting by an unknown artist (postcard).
- Washing machine (eraser).
- Bird of the future (egg).
- Measuring device (centimeter).
- Aircraft (balloon).
- Slimming tool (skipping rope).
- Universal synthetic backpack (cellophane bag).
- Disinfectant (soap).
- Crystal chandelier (light bulb).
- Diet food (chewing gum).
- Tool of labor (spoon).
- Antique hanger (nail).
- Typewriter (pen).
- Thought fixator (pencil).
- Spare parts for sneakers (laces).
- New Year's roll (serpentine).
- A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance (envelope).
The right to a car (lottery ticket).
The original script of the New Year's corporate party.
The element is fire. The color is red.
Scenario of the New Year's corporate party: the presenter's opening remarks
FOREWORD BY THE LEADER: This year is worth giving to yourself, spending time, money and attention only on yourself and not chasing anyone.
For example, when entering a new dwelling, the Slavs usually launch a live rooster into the room, and not a cat.
It is advisable to do this.
This is one of the most ancient creatures, the only bird in the horoscope that combines the 5 most significant positive qualities: Military courage. Loyalty. Bravery. Generosity. Nobility.
Let today's competitions be held under these signs - Military courage. Loyalty. Bravery. Generosity. Nobility.
Let our men demonstrate Military courage. Bravery. Generosity, and women - Loyalty and Nobility.
And not only today. And not only this Year.
This year is worth paying attention to yourself, spending time, money and only on yourself and not chasing anyone.
Scenario of a New Year's corporate party: division into two teams and the choice of team names
Split into two teams - Koke(cock in Japanese) and Qiqi(rooster in Chinese). Along the long table. The first team is on the left, the second team is on the right.
- The rooster is ready to fight in any case of intrusion into its territory or sphere of influence. Armwrestling
- When the Rooster is upset, others can expect a beak hit! Battle on wooden rapiers between women. Battle on wooden rapiers in a pair of woman-man. The defeated hug and kiss
winners. - The rooster is always the head of a large family! Or always strives to have one. Find out which of those present has the largest family. Give a prize - COCK.
- The rooster has many children (chickens). Find out who has a picture of the chicken (baby) in the wallet. Give a prize.
- The rooster is a good family man - caring, serious, responsible. Recall a case at work when one of the colleagues took care of another. Prepare two prizes and give the best story to the one who cares most often.
- Only he (or she, if the Rooster is she) knows what to do in order for the family to live in abundance. A piece of paper is launched in a circle. Where advice is written - what needs to be done so that the family lives in abundance - the latter wins. The entire list is loudly announced.
- The rooster closely monitors the order in the chicken coop. By this time, a lot has already been drunk and eaten. He chooses two people from each team. They get an unspoken task to observe who has the tidiest "eater" at the table. Explain in detail. Present the prize.
- It's sad, but the Rooster can have more than one favorite chicken! The rooster loves to be one and only for several chickens at once, and this may clearly not please the fairer sex.
- The pre-prepared participants perform the song by Masha Rasputina “ Divorce«.
- The rooster is conservative. We all know that "conservative" comes from the word "canned". Let the peasants open canned food. Who will open canned food faster and more beautifully?
- The rooster works all day to get food. To reward those who set the festive tables. Give prizes - cockerels by name.
- Roosters are successful top-level organizers: directors, businessmen, military personnel, as well as general teachers. Competition for general teachers - first ask the audience who does not understand which word, and then invite others to explain their meaning. The winner is the smartest explainer.
- The rooster believes that gifts should be useful (do not voice this at the beginning). Teams must tell who and what gave the children for the New Year - the most practical gift wins.
Scenes for the New Year
- It is possible and necessary to purchase any technique, especially if it is new development.- Make a list of the necessary office equipment for the leadership in the new year. The winner is the one whose list is better substantiated and whose request the management promises to fulfill.
- Monogamy in family life... - List all the advantages of a monogamous life, a life without betrayal. The most faithful woman wins. Because she performs more than others and knows exactly these advantages.
- Ability to control oneself. A moment of complete silence is announced. Everyone literally pulls themselves together. The team whose members are the first to break the silence loses.
- Look for reasons for self-realization. To list who worked in what other jobs - read the list not personally, but from the team, one by one. The team with the longer list wins.
- Completely isolate yourself from flattery. - Choose one member from the team and say pleasant flattering words to him. The most unflappable wins.
- Visit noisy companies as often as possible. It is necessary to create as much noise as possible. The loudest team wins. The noise is generated by the callsigns KOKE and TSITS.
- Ability to listen to your inner voice. Show three hieroglyphs and ask: "Which one means COCK?" The correct answer is the same hieroglyph.
Games, riddles for the New Year
(always extravagant and extraordinary)
- Fold the "Rooster" puzzle in a certain time - 12 minutes. The winner is the team that completes the Rooster puzzle faster or more in 12 minutes.
- Draw with a few strokes of a rooster looking at the watercolor. The most accurate and similar drawing wins.
- Fire Rooster in verse. Guess the last rhyme.
I am stronger than everyone in the world,
I am bolder than everyone in the world
I'm not afraid of anyone
Nobody (I will not submit).
The ginger beast sits in the oven,
He eats firewood out of anger,
A whole hour, or maybe two,
Don't touch him with your hand,
Bites the whole (palm).
He is ready to dine.
You see: how many languages!
Quickly eats wood in the stove,
Heating the bricks.
Don't touch him with your hand:
Can bite (fire)
Red Cat
The tree is gnawing
The tree is gnawing
Lives merrily.
And he will drink water,
Will hiss, die.
Don't touch him with your hand -
This red cat (fire)
Can't be sniffed and ripped off
This little flower is scarlet.
Sometimes it is big, big,
It happens very small.
And he doesn't drink water at all,
And if he drinks, then (dies)
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