Funny script for February 23rd. Scenarios of the Defender of the Fatherland Day holiday for adults. Variants of sketches for Defender of the Fatherland Day for primary school

Characters:

LEADER.

Girls:

CLEVER. Nerd girl. Wear glasses. Prefers science to marriage.

AMBALKA... High, broad-shouldered. Speaks in bass.

BLONDE... Doesn't need any comments. The only clarification: wears a bust of 4 sizes.

EMPLOYEE... A female ensign. There are no other differences.

TOLYAN... Ambalka's groom. True, Ambalka herself thinks so. Tolyan has his own opinion on this matter, but he prefers to keep it shut. Moreover, they are still intact.

LIGHT... Ambalka's friend and Tolyan's secret love.

RELATIVES... Unlimited extras.

LEADER. Good evening, dear friends! The holiday that has gathered us all in this hall today is truly a national one. Fatherland - what can be more precious for every person, citizen of the country. Defender of the Fatherland Day is one of our favorite holidays, the holiday of our beloved and dear men. And, those who are now sitting in this hall, and those who at these moments are carrying out their difficult, but honorable service!

SMART (comes out from behind the curtains). Listen, (name), I just stood behind the curtains, and that's what I thought. What is it, who gets a holiday, and who gets a service?

Ambalka enters the stage - slowly, with a heavy gait, waddling.

AMBALKA. What is the market about, girls? Who here decided to mow?

CLEVER. No one. We talked about how many men perform their military duty on this holiday.

AMBALKA. Right! They didn’t want to perform the conjugal, let them now perform the military one! (To the hall). What am I talking about? Moreover, it was necessary to mow at the medical examination.

CLEVER. But this is unfair! I think that for one day a year, we women should take on this mission!

LEADER. What is it like?

CLEVER. We must take on the mission of defenders of the Fatherland. Just imagine: men are celebrating, and women are serving at this time!

The Blonde runs out onto the stage.

BLONDE. Oh, girls! What a beautiful word! Is a mission like shopping?

AMBALKA. In this case, the mission is something like a casting.

BLONDE (claps her hands happily). Oh, how I like it! Mission, casting! Where is it? A modeling agency?

BLONDE (claps her hands again). Oh, I want-want-want! Are there men?

CLEVER. There is. But only on other days. And today - we will be in their place! Girls, to be honest, I'm afraid of the medical board. I have problems with vision.

AMBALKA. Do not be scared! The local ophthalmologist has only one letter on the poster.

CLEVER. What letter?

AMBALKA. The letter "O". This is the font! (shows).

BLONDE. Oh girls, I'm worried. I have a bust of only the fourth size, do you think they will take me? And my waist has recovered by three millimeters, and we don't have time for fitness anymore? Such a problem!

AMBALKA. Found a problem! Here's my problem!

BLONDE (sympathetically). What, also got better?

AMBALKA. Not. On my knees, neuropathologists break their hammers. Dad only works for them.

SMART (thoughtfully). Girls, but in the army - hazing ...

AMBALKA. Sleep. When we come, there will be Babovism!

CONCERT ROOM.

CLEVER. Girls, be quiet! (Pulls out his phone, rings). Mom, don't wait for me today. I'm going to serve! No, only girls will be there. I know that I will never marry this way. You have already offered me a monastery! But I have completely different goals in this life.

BLONDE (also takes out a phone). Hello, kitty! Don't come after me. The girls and I are going to the army, I'll be back late. Well, why did you immediately "go to the peasants"? All the men, by the way, are in your sauna today. We, in fact, are going to take the rap for you! Well, that's it, smack-smack!

AMBALKA (makes a sign to someone backstage. From there Tolyan comes out dejectedly - he is small, smaller than Ambalka. Doomedly approaches her, hugs her by the belt, cuddles. Ambalka speaks in a thick bass). Will you wait for me, Tolyan?

TOLYAN (speaks in a doomed tone). Lucy, how can I not wait for you. I could not have asked.

AMBALKA (in a threatening tone). And I didn’t ask. I warned. Watch me here. I find out that Svetka accompanied you home from a corporate party, I'll come back and kill you.

TOLYAN (looking upwards imploringly). So I'll drink!

AMBALKA (thoughtfully). It is truth too. (Looks at Tolyan again). But only up to the fence! I find out that she was running into your yard, I will return - I will kill you!

Leave the stage.

CONCERT ROOM.

All three girls return to the stage.

CLEVER. Oh, girls, what do you think, which troops will take us now? Personally, I would like to serve in the engineering troops. This allows my education.

AMBALKA. And I am in the Airborne Forces! My beliefs allow it!

BLONDE. Oh girls! And I would like to serve at the border! There are only foreigners there ... well, from the other side ... Imagine, I'm standing at the post ...

CLEVER. And the intruder is coming right at you!

BLONDE (enthusiastically). And he says to me: girl, what is your name? And I told him: Angela!

AMBALKA. Give him another phone number!

CLEVER. That's it! (ironically) What if he's not cute?

BLONDE (disappointed). Unsympathetic? Well, I don’t know ... well, then I’m in other troops, probably ...

CONCERT ROOM

The girls return to the stage, but do not have time to say anything: the Ensign enters the stage. He walks along the girls, examines them meticulously.

THE ESSENCE. Conversations in the ranks! Why not refueled? Where are the footcloths?

CLEVER. By the way, footcloths were canceled long ago!

THE EMPLOYEE. Who's the smartest here?

CLEVER. Drafted Ivanov!

THE ESSENCE. Break down! Two outfits out of turn!

AMBALKA. Are we already in the army? And what kind of troops?

THE ESSENCE. Who is the bravest one here?

AMBALKA. Conscript Petrov.

THE ESSENCE. Three outfits out of turn!

BLONDE. Did you say something about outfits? Can you try it on?

THE ESSENCE. And who is this, the most curious?

BLONDE. Sidorov's conscript. Can I try it on?

THE EMPLOYEE. You can try on a finger to your nose. And in the army they don't try on anything, in the army they believe in the word of a comrade warrant officer. Because Comrade Warrant Officer is now your mom, dad and daddy's salary card!

AMBALKA (interested). What do you say about the card? In the sense?

THE EMPLOYEE. In the sense that it is blocked.

BLONDE. What did you say about outfits there? What brands do you have?

THE EMPLOYEE. We have three brands: mop, rag and bucket! (looks closely at the Blonde). And, in general, what the appearance? Why not according to the charter?

BLONDE. (looks around herself). What is it? Well, yes, this is not a "hilfiger", it is much more expensive ...

All the girls begin to fuss: the clever one crouches, covers her head with her hands, Ambalka with fists at the ready is looking for the alleged danger, The blonde takes a pose - posing as in front of the camera.

THE EMPLOYEE. Flash on the right! (To the blonde.) Who was the team? For those who are especially stupid, I repeat two times: flash on the right!

BLONDE (turns the other side). Oh, already on the right? And I still think that on the left!

THE ESSENCE. What kind of carom is this not according to the charter?

BLONDE. But you said yourself - the flash on the right! So the photographer is on the right! Did I turn the wrong way?

THE EMPLOYEE. You were born wrong! Four outfits out of turn!

BLONDE. Oh, girls, as many as four outfits! Oh, how I like the army!

THE EMPLOYEE. Did the service seem like honey? Well, we answer the question quickly, without hesitation! Here is a plane flying. It is made of luminous material!

CLEVER. Maybe aluminum?

THE EMPLOYEE. Who said?

CLEVER. Drafted Ivanov!

THE ESSENCE. Fell-wrung out three times! (Smart does push-ups three times, then sits exhausted). Move on! The plane is carrying a vigorous bomb!

SMART (squeaks with the last bit of strength). Not vigorous, but nuclear!

THE EMPLOYEE. Who said?

CLEVER. Drafted Ivanov!

THE EMPLOYEE. Fell-wrung out three more times! Move on! A luminium plane is dropping a nuclear bomb on our unit. Your actions?

BLONDE. We need to call the cat!

AMBALKA. Legs need to be done before it kicks in!

SMART (beeps). To urgently save the comrade ensign!

THE EMPLOYEE. Who said?

CLEVER. Drafted Ivanov!

THE ESSENCE. Drafted Ivanov - get in line! The rest - ten kilometers march! The first one went!

All the girls run backstage, followed by the Ensign.

CONCERT ROOM

It is not such an easy task to congratulate native men on their main holiday in an original and fun way. And if this is a corporate event for February 23 for men, female colleagues have to take into account dozens of nuances, from the nature of the company to the tastes of everyone invited to the holiday.

Place, time

Start by choosing a room - this will help determine all further questions. Of course, it is ideal to book a cafe / restaurant where there is enough space for a stage, dancing, banquet tables. Sufficient space will make it possible to embody all the ideas for decorating the hall and any corporate party theme for February 23: military enlistment office, barracks, exercises, a military operation to combat despondency.

In the office, it is not always possible to move furniture, office equipment interferes, there is little space for active contests... And in general, a corporate party at work is not a very good idea if there is no separate room for such events. But decorating the hall in a military style will create a festive atmosphere, even if there is not enough space for hectic fun with dancing and funny scenes.

Registration

• hang a congratulatory banner over the entrance or stage. Print themed posters, cartoons, army-style funny pictures. It is easy to supplement them with short anecdotes, jokes, chants for February 23 - interactive decor attracts attention and remains in the memory of guests;

• make a "cool" stand for men with congratulations on February 23 in verse(short quatrains with humor). You can print a large thematic poster, where instead of the faces of the characters, there are photos of colleagues. It is not necessary to masterfully master FS, the main message.

A joke on competitors - a poster where one army drives another. On the helmets / caps of the winners, the logo of your company, on the uniforms of the losers - the logo of a competitor. But it is better to discuss this point with the management.

• take a camouflage net for the time of a corporate party(summer residents, hunters, fishermen). It can be thrown over furniture, hung on a wall in a photo zone. Folding chairs, backpacks, accessories and khaki-colored clothing will come in handy - for decorating the hall on February 23, these are the most atmospheric decorations;

• cut triangles from khaki paper, collect in garlands. Paste inside some of your logo, photos of heroes of the occasion in helmets, caps (photoshop). Hang balloons in themed colors, in the shape of military equipment... Use toys to decorate the hall - soldiers, weapons, binoculars and compasses, tank cars.

In every man, even the most serious, lives a boy who has not played enough. If the space allows, arrange a radio-controlled jeep race at the corporate party - the stronger floor will be delighted!

• buy napkins, tablecloths, disposable tableware, khaki cocktail tubes... You can make toppers from pictures on toothpicks (company logo against the background of a country flag, a helmet, a red star), replace labels on bottles with thematic pictures.

Make an invitation to a corporate party for all colleagues, not just men. Ideas for an original invitation for February 23: a postcard in a military style (tank, grenade, gallant soldier), a comic summons to the military enlistment office, a dispatch from the general with an order to appear at the gathering place;

In addition to funny scenes and congratulatory songs-alterations, prepare thematic anecdotes, toasts, jokes. They will not let the guests get bored in between performances and competitions. Distribute short texts in advance to ladies who are not embarrassed by the crowd.

It is not necessary to include ditties, chants, etc. in the corporate party scenario - these are rather arbitrary blanks that "pop up" during the event. So the atmosphere at the holiday will be more relaxed.

Script, entertainment

We offer universal scenario corporate party on February 23 in the style of the army. Suitable for a relaxed company, gathered in an informal atmosphere. It is advisable to arrange a military registration and enlistment office or a barracks in the office - to hang instructions, posters, stands.

If the corporate party on February 23 is not at work, you need to agree on the decoration of the hall in advance with the staff of the cafe / restaurant (not everywhere allow their decor, keep this in mind when choosing an institution).

The main presenter appears as a sexy commander / military commissar with a folder and / or even a whip, dressed in a military style, speaking in a commanding voice. She meets the guests, invites them to sit at the tables.

Introductory part

On the stage there are two girls-fifa "with a needle", very slender typical "blondes". The guests are watching a funny scene as if from the middle of a conversation:

First girl(P): ... and there is still a woman's life flourishing and for some reason you have to stand on the bedside table.

Second girl(B): Some nonsense. I do not believe!

NS: true true! And just imagine - no makeup. We'll have to go AWOL for lipstick. And also to wash footcloths with your hands and even clean your boots!

V(horrified): And all with your hands? But what about the manicure ?!

NS: Darling, what a manicure! All day in the hands of a machine gun, then a shovel - khana manicure. And makeup, by the way. Estimate, all morning you bring beauty, and the commander bam and says: "Well, everyone, put on gas masks!".

V: No, I will not go to the army, the gas mask does not suit me at all. Although there are so many handsome men... But I'm wearing a gas mask ... Eh!

NS: Men? It's true! This, by the way, is the worst thing (in a terrible whisper) - after all, everyone you meet will have to salute!

The second girl makes big eyes, covers the most precious things with her hands, then clutches her head: And who will need me so dishonest afterwards? Begins to howl loudly: How to cut something? I won't go!

Two new persons appear on the stage, approach the fifa. Stout, with forms. One is in a nurse's suit, the other is a cook, with a large ladle:

Honey: Why did they get busted, painful ones? Who are you giving up to? Only you will scare away all the men!

Pov: They do not want to give honor! Yes, there would be something to give (twists two figs and shows the modest size of the "honor" of skinny fashionistas). Well, shast otsedova (swings a ladle at the fif, they run away from the stage).

Mama's children, for nothing in the world
Do not go to the ar-mi-yu serve
In the army, shovels, parade ground and machine guns
In the army two years without zar-pl-you.
We will bite, offend and beat you
Don't go, whiners, to serve in the army.
A robber in the army, a vampire in the army
There is a terrible ko-man-dir in the army!

They continue, making cute faces, dancing seductively during the loss:

But if you're a man there is no reason for fear
We will be you to-ro-live
Yes, in the army there are shovels, parade ground and machine guns
Commander with a hangover creepy
But we will feed you, groom and love you
Come to serve!
The army will show and teach everything,
They will teach you to defend your honor and your homeland!
We will feed you, groom and love you
Come, men, to serve in the army!

When choosing funny musical scenes, ditties, remake songs for February 23, use the x-minus.me program or its equivalent. The service allows you to process the minus in two clicks, changing the key and tempo, so that your words perfectly fit the music familiar to everyone.

Body check

Presenter (hereinafter Q): And how not to run to the military registration and enlistment office after such a speech? However, you have no choice! Listen to my command - the whole squad line up for a medical examination and roll call. Stand in alphabetical order so that my eyes do not run through the list of surnames. Why are we sitting ?! There will be no deferrals from the army for anyone today!

All men invited to the corporate party line up according to the first letter of the surname. The medical examination on February 23, of course, with humor - no need to undress and grope anyone. V. moves from the first to the last in the ranks and comments.

A person who is well acquainted with everyone should come up with "cool" characteristics for colleagues on February 23rd. Phrases should be funny, but not offensive.

• so, private Antonov ... Wow, what hands! With such a shovel is not needed - a valuable shot;

• Oaks, why did you grow patly like a mammoth's armpit? Look at Ivanov - the skull already shines, and your head will sweat under the helmet. Shave or what? Okay, we'll figure it out later.

V: so, the medical examination is over. Now we are building according to height (men are being rearranged). What are you slow, like pregnant turtles! We need to drive you ... Well, they quickly formed according to the size of man's dignity. Leave the laughs aside! Now they will give out the form - compare the bellies, and not what you thought. You rascals!

For our scenario of a corporate party on February 23, prepare garrison caps, caps, tunics, badges or other accessories for men in a military style. V. distributes them after the "platoon" is rebuilt to fit the abdomen.

V., looking at the "soldier": But nothing happened, quite a decent platoon. But the appearance is zilch, the main thing is physical fitness! To defend your homeland is not for you to shave off your beard with a gillette - the risk is always present.

Active contests

Further, according to the scenario, contests in the style of the army. How many of them there will be and which ones to choose depends on many factors - physical fitness and the average age of colleagues, the time allotted for the entertainment part, the location of the corporate party.

On February 23rd, darts or throwing paper lumps into a basket, armwrestling, competitions for reaction speed, endurance are suitable in the office. For young people in nature, you can arrange sports games (conduct "exercises"). Examples of active contests for a corporate party on February 23 at work, in a restaurant (in limited space):

• who will hold the young lady in his arms longer, following the commands of the presenter(jump, sit down, spin around yourself, stand on one leg);

• who will inflate the balloon faster, jumping booty on a foot pad to the song "Esaul, why did you leave the horse?"... The ball must be put on the hose, borrow pumps from friends (they are included in the set for air mattresses, gymnastic balls, etc.);

• two participants are suspended from the front with dangling bags with two raw eggs inside... Swinging the package, you need to break the opponent's eggs. Contest tip: "Now let's check which of you has the strongest eggs!" Of course, if the mores of the company allow such jokes;

• use a soft ball to knock down one-on-one cans... The difficulty is that the banks need to be knocked down one at a time, starting from the top. If the whole tower falls, drink the penalty and try again or pass the ball to the next one;

• wind footcloths(to pick strips of cheap fabric) for a certain time. There are two winners - the fastest and the one who will complete the task as correctly as possible.

Table break

V: “Service by service, and lunch on schedule. I invite everyone to the table! " So that the corporate does not turn into a banal drinking bout, prepare short funny scenes, congratulations on February 23 in verse, remake songs, etc. Drinking games and military-style contests will fit perfectly:

• exam for men on knowledge of slang, abbreviations;

• take turns telling thematic anecdotes or making toasts. Who cannot remember / think, drinks a free kick or performs a fant;

• guess the theme songs by the first line / piece of music;

• if the corporate party on February 23 is held in the company of a large number of women, let the "soldiers" guess by the part of the body which of the beautiful half of the team is shown in the photo. It will be cool if the series of eyes, hands and the back of the head is diluted with a couple of shots of mouth-watering cleavage and female pop(or even men - let them rack their brains, listing all the young ladies).

• guess how much the backpack / duffel bag shown by the leader weighs (name the weight closest to the real one).

Oath, collective congratulations

V: So, set aside to relax! Platoon, form to take the oath! In order to avoid the burden, so be it, I read it out, and you bawl in chorus "I swear!" after each point of the oath.

• sacredly observe the company's charter, provide all possible assistance to colleagues and work for the idea, even if the salary was not given (in chorus - I swear!)

• diligently pretend that I am exactly following all the orders of my superiors

• come up with masterly excuses for absenteeism and lateness

• to the intrigues of the enemy element - a vigilant competitor - to respond with shock labor

• always defend the honor and dignity of the beautiful half of the team, beloved women and the Motherland.

Today we are not just resting -
Congratulations to the reliable defenders
Happy main holiday - hurray! (all women in chorus - from February 23rd!)
May everything be beautiful in life
Enough money for the south and beer
Heroic health and women stacks (in chorus: from February 23!)
So that the wives appreciated you - they gave affection and warmth,
So that the fish always bite, so that every choice is easy
Was on life path... Well, and rhymes for the sake of "for" - from February 23!

The final part of the script - giving gifts in a military style... You can order souvenirs through the network with template or your own inscriptions - key rings, medals, fake military tickets, mugs, T-shirts, etc. Rewarding with humor - "cool" nominations:

• mister savior, smile, homebody, hard worker, charm, punctuality;

• "Real colonel" to the most senior or boss

• "Fighter of the invisible front" to someone who does an invisible but important job

• "Peacemaker" for the ability to resolve conflict situations

• "Think tank" for the generator of ideas

• "Operational headquarters" to someone who is always in the right place at the right time, does not refuse to replace a colleague, helps out if necessary;

• Field Marshal Nalyvayko, General Ulybayko, Colonel Trudolyubov, Major KreatIvin, etc.

Present the winner with a personalized medal, cup or certificate... If there are a lot of people at the corporate party, include anonymous voting in the script. If the company is tight, come up with and distribute nominations for February 23 in advance, according to the individual qualities of colleagues.

Other thematic hall decorating ideas, scenarios and contests are collected and.

The upcoming holiday Defender of the Fatherland Day every year puts the beautiful half of humanity in front of a difficult task - how to original congratulate dear men on February 23. And if with family men this dilemma is solved with the help of a delicious dinner and a gift, then, for example, for male colleagues at work, you need to come up with something more creative for a corporate party. The question original congratulations on February 23, girls in schools and even kindergartens are also puzzled. They also want to prepare an interesting and fun holiday for the boys with pleasant congratulations and surprises. As a result, both the first and the second quite often come to the decision to organize a festive concert for their men in honor of the Defender of the Fatherland Day. An obligatory part of such a concert, as a rule, becomes funny scenes on February 23, performed by the female half of the group. The whole atmosphere of the holiday and the mood of its participants largely depend on their implementation, creativity and jokes. Therefore, below we offer you ideas for funny and funny scenes for February 23, which can be used to congratulate dear men and boys on their wonderful holiday.

What scenes for congratulations on February 23 is better for girls and women?

To begin with, let's note several options for the scenes for February 23, which are best suited for congratulating men and boys, and which both girls and women can easily prepare. First of all, it is worth paying attention to funny scenes with humor, jokes and gags on the army theme. It is humorous numbers that largely determine the atmosphere of the holiday and dispose to its fun. Plus, funny army scenes will easily fit into any scenario on February 23rd. Also, with the help of numbers with humor, you can beat congratulations in verse or prose.

Among the options for scenes for congratulations on February 23, which girls and women can best prepare, it is worth noting parodies. Skits-parodies - one of the most win-win and funny options for numbers on Defender of the Fatherland Day. You can, for example, make a general parody scene of army everyday life or prepare a parody of real people from the team / class. But when choosing this type of scenes, it is very important to remember that parodies should be kind and moderately caustic, so as not to inadvertently offend someone. Also good option sketches for 23 February performed by girls and women may be musical numbers. For example, you can play an interesting musical medley of popular military songs and famous movie phrases dedicated to the military.

Scenes for boys at the 23 February matinee in kindergarten, ideas and videos

Festive concerts dedicated to the Defender of the Fatherland Day in mandatory cook in kindergartens. The main participants in such festive events are the children themselves, and the numbers and scenes performed by them are primarily dedicated to dads and grandfathers. But quite often at matinees on February 23 in kindergartens, separate scenes are also prepared for boys performed by teachers, mothers and girls. As a rule, such scenes are of a congratulatory nature and consist of wishes in poetry and prose. Musical versions of congratulatory scenes are also popular. For example, originally to congratulate the boys in kindergarten it is possible with the help of small dance sketches with poems about different troops of Russia. You can also involve real military men in organizing a festive concert. For example, with their participation, you can put a scene about the features of military service and its importance. Such a number, of course, will not be of an entertainment nature, but it will introduce the kids to the real defenders of the Fatherland.

Funny scenes for boys from girls on February 23 to school, video

If we talk about organizing a festive concert on February 23 at school, then, as a rule, the script must contain funny scenes for boys performed by girls. You can even say that such humorous numbers are an integral part of the holiday dedicated to the Defender of the Fatherland Day. And even if a big festive concert at the school is not provided, then at least at the level of each class, within the framework of congratulations, there are sure to be small funny scenes. True, the level of their performance and topics can differ significantly depending on the age of the students. Therefore, further we have prepared for you ideas for funny scenes for boys from girls on February 23 to school for primary and high school separately.

Variants of sketches for Defender of the Fatherland Day for primary school

Defender of the Fatherland Day is always celebrated in primary school and its preparation is treated with special enthusiasm. Boys are waiting not only for congratulations and pleasant gifts, but also fun entertainment... Therefore, in festive concert on February 23, Defender of the Fatherland Day, there are always funny and funny scenes. The theme of such numbers is in one way or another connected with the military and military service. For example, you can cheerfully beat the passage of a medical examination as part of a concert. Such a scene can be made in the form of a musical medley by choosing a funny melody or an excerpt from a song for each participant. You can also put on a funny scene about what kind of defenders the boys of the class will become in the future (which troops they will get, where they will serve, etc.). It is desirable that such predictions of the "future" be based on the character traits of each boy. For example, the most noisy and talkative can be assigned to the reconnaissance troops, where he can “chatter to death” all potential enemies.

Ideas of cool and funny scenes from girls for February 23 for high school

In high school, it is also advisable to choose a humorous format for scenes in the framework of the celebration of Defender of the Fatherland Day. Some of the most popular and funniest options for funny high school scenes on February 23rd are boys' parodies performed by girls. For example, you can cheerfully play up the situation what would happen if the guys were in the army and how they would behave. In this case, you can beat the typical school behavior of boys in military service. If you talentedly beat their habits and stereotypes of behavior, adding a little army humor, you can get a very funny scene. Another interesting option is to stage a scene based on a popular film or TV series on an army or military theme. The main characters of such a scene will, of course, be class boys, whose roles can be played by girls. It will be especially funny if you pick up movie characters similar to classmates, tracks from the film and scenery with costumes.

Variants of funny scenes for February 23, Defender of the Fatherland Day for male colleagues, video

Funny scenes for Defender of the Fatherland Day for male colleagues are almost the most popular option for congratulations at corporate parties. Such love of women for such numbers is easy to explain by the fact that when else, no matter how at the corporate party on February 23, you can heartily have fun and kindly laugh with men at their behavioral features. As for the possible themes and options for funny scenes for February 23, Defender of the Fatherland Day for male colleagues, it is worth giving preference to well-known situations for each. For example, you can put on a funny scene about how women decide every year what to give to men on February 23rd. This can be either solo meditation in the form of a stand-up or a dialogue scene with the participation of several women. You can also cheerfully play up the situation when a guy is taken into the army and he says goodbye to his friends, mom and girlfriend. Surely many male colleagues who served in the army will see themselves in this funny scene. In general, almost any event related to the army and service can be played up with humor, jokes and gags. Therefore, it is only worthwhile to approach a certain situation with creativity and play it talentedly.

Popular ideas for funny scenes at a corporate party on February 23 from women

Next, we suggest that you take a closer look at the most popular ideas for funny scenes to a corporate party on February 23, which women can perform. Let's start with the easiest to perform, but also one of the most fun themes - the features of gifts for February 23 and their comparison with gifts for March 8. Surely everyone is well aware of the situation when a man on Defender of the Fatherland Day receives shaving foam from his beloved, but on March 8 he gives her a more valuable gift, for example, a ring. So this fairly common situation can be fun to beat. For example, put a scene from the category "somewhere in a parallel universe", in which girls get hairpins on International Women's Day, but men on February 23 get expensive watches and telephones. Another cool version of a scene on this topic can be put in the format of a funny enumeration of why women give just such gifts to men. Naturally, the options for gifts should be the most commonplace, and the reasons pushing women to purchase them should be ridiculous.

Another one interesting idea for funny scenes on February 23 for corporate parties - comic nominations. For example, you can prepare a number about how the head of the company decided to arrange military exercises for his employees and decides who from the team will perform a particular role. For example, a secretary can be retrained into a military clerk, and the head of a department can be assigned to a company commander. During such a scene, it is advisable to call everyone in question from the audience and reward him with cool attributes related to his purpose.

Funny and cool scenes on February 23 must be present in the scripts of congratulatory concerts in kindergartens, junior and high school and at corporate parties. Their presence provides not only a cheerful atmosphere for the whole holiday, but also helps to congratulate boys and male colleagues in an original and interesting way on the Defender of the Fatherland Day. Especially pleasant are such sketches-congratulations performed by beautiful ladies - girls and women who know the men from their teams well and can humorously present the features of their character. We hope that our ideas for funny numbers in honor of February 23 will definitely come in handy, and the selected videos will inspire you to hold an unforgettable fun holiday for your men.

Cool script corporate party with a unique entertainment program that allows all the men present to honor comic nominations and giving them a chance to demonstrate their best qualities in exciting contests, will help to arrange an unforgettable holiday dedicated to the Defender of the Fatherland Day.

Hall decoration: The venue is decorated with balloons, posters depicting the military with the faces of the staff of the team (photoshop to help) and comic congratulations from February 23rd. Before entering the hall, you need to attach a "height gauge".

Required attributes:

• Stadiometer
• Evaluation sheets
• Props for contests
• Presents for men

Roles:

For the role of leaders, you should choose two sociable and cheerful employees who can attract men to participate in competitions.

Event progress

In the hall, on one of the walls, there is a “height meter” with markings from 1 to 2 m.

The following inscriptions are near the labels:

• 1 m 60 cm - "Economic"
• 1 m 65 cm - "Small and remote"
• 1 m 70 cm - "Super lover"
• 1 m 75 cm - "Eurostandard"
• 1 m 80 cm - "Star of the Catwalk"
• 1 m 85 cm - "The ideal man"
• 1 m 90 cm - Basketball Hope
• 2 m - "Alpha male"

At the entrance to the hall, where the festive event will be held, guests are greeted by a woman with a bandage on her arm "Evaluation point". She says that only men with "score sheets" will be able to enter the hall and invites them to undergo an examination. Girls in white robes give each representative of the strong half of humanity a form, which indicates his last name, first name, patronymic and age. The "nurses" weigh the men, measure the volume of the chest and measure the height using the "stadiometer". All data is written to " evaluation paper", While the height is indicated in accordance with the names that were near the tags.

Participants of the event submit forms at the entrance to the hall and take places at the tables. The festive party begins with congratulations to male colleagues on Defender of the Fatherland Day. It is preferable to perform all congratulations in a poetic form, using beautiful toasts. It is worth mentioning all men by name, to say a few pleasant words about each. Entertainment program it is recommended to start after the participants of the event “satisfy the first hunger”.

The presenters invite all men present in the hall to take part in the show program "Man of the Year".

Entertainment

Competition "Sharpshooter"

For the competition, you will need three targets, arrows with Velcro from the game of darts. Task: hit the target with a dart as accurately as possible (preferably in the top ten). The most accurate participant becomes the winner in the "Sharpshooter" nomination.

Contest "Knock-in"

Men receive 5 nails, hammers and wooden blocks. Assignment: hammer all the nails into the block with a hammer. The winner in the "Household Man" nomination is the one who completed the task faster and with the best quality.

Competition "Recognize by Smell"

For the competition, you need to prepare a blindfold and several containers with spices. Assignment: recognize the spice by the smell. The best person who coped with the task becomes the winner in the "Sharp Smell" nomination.

The presenters report that the popular group "VIA Gra" came to congratulate all the men on the holiday.

There is a musical pause (performance of girls disguised as members of the group "VIA Gra" with the song "February 23").

Then the presenters offer all the participants a little refreshment (a feast with toasts and congratulations).

Competition for women "The most attentive"

All women present are invited to participate in the competition. Assignment: carefully look at the proposed video sequence (make a slideshow using photographs of male colleagues who participate in the holiday) and, by body parts, determine which of the men they belong to.

1. First video sequence – "These eyes are opposite." Women need to determine which of the men owns the eyes on the slide. First, the eyes of the man are shown, and then, when the answer is heard, they show the whole face.
2. Second video sequence – "Fascinating smile": recognize a man only by his lips.
3. Third video sequence – "Strong male back": recognize the man from the back.

The most active participants are awarded with lollipops. Men, whose body parts were easily guessed, become winners in the nominations "Expressive eyes", "The most charming smile", "Courageous man".

Best Actor Competition

The presenter reads the rhyme "Our Tanya is crying out loud", as if she is scared, and then tells the rules of the competition to the participants. Assignment: you need to read the verse, adhering to a certain image. With the help of a draw, it is determined to whom in which way the rhyme is to be told.

The options are:

• Embarrassed
• Like a japanese
• As a Georgian
• As a person who does not pronounce the letter "r"
• Like a little child
• Mysteriously
• Sexually
• Offended
• Enthusiastically

By the strength of the applause, it is determined who did the best with the task. The winner is nominated for Actor of the Year.

Harem competition

Eastern music sounds and the presenters offer the women present in the hall to dance (a small master class on oriental dances is held), and the men – take a closer look at the dancers, because they will have to visit "sultans" for a while and collect their harem from the ladies present at the holiday. All male participants are given ribbons or rubber bands for money of a certain color. Assignment: while the music is playing, the "sultans" must put "bracelets" on the wrist of women. The more "concubines" you can "ring", the better. An important rule: you cannot wear more than one elastic band for one lady. The winner in the "Loving Man" nomination is the one with the largest "harem".

Competition "Stirlitz"

Men are invited to become "Stirlitz" for some time. A girl is invited from the audience to hold the competition. Participants are encouraged to carefully examine her outfit and try to remember even the smallest details. Then the "object of observation" is taken out of the hall and several details are changed on it: they unbutton a button, tie a scarf, take off or put on earrings, or a ring on a finger, change a blouse. The more subtle details are changed, the better. After the performed manipulations, the "object" is returned back to the hall. Assignment to participants: find differences between the previous image of the girl and the created one. The man who named the greatest number of differences becomes the winner in the "Most Observant Man" nomination.

Competition "Fishermen"

Option 1. Props for the competition: a fishing rod with a line to which a sinker is attached, empty beer bottles, a stopwatch. Assignment for the participants: to hit the neck of the bottle with a sinker, make a "cut" and "pull out" the fish (pull the fishing rod so that the bottle falls on its side). The winner in the "Fisherman of the Year" nomination is the player who has caught the most "fish" in 1 minute.

Option 2. This option is good for the case when the "Fisherman of the Year" nomination needs to be assigned to several participants at once. Props for the competition: three ropes, 3 meters long, with sticks tied to them at the ends; dried fish tied to a rope in the center. Task for the players: stand opposite each other and grab the sticks tied to the rope. At the signal, quickly start winding the rope around the stick in order to be the first to reach the fish. Whoever twists the rope first becomes the winner.

At the end of the holiday, the results of the show program "Man of the Year" are summed up. The "score sheet" of each participant is read out. It will sound something like this: “Ivanov Sergey Nikolaevich, 40 years old, weighing 75 kg, chest volume 120 cm, with the growth of the“ super lover ”category became the winner in the“ Actor of the Year ”nomination. He is awarded a commemorative diploma (read out the text of the diploma) and a valuable gift. " To the accompaniment of solemn music and loud applause, the participants are awarded.