How to have fun with a woman's birthday. Cool birthday script for a woman “Your Majesty the Queen! Scenario. birthday at work


Birthday is a special holiday not only for children, but also for adults. Each of us is always looking forward to this day, and so that every year does not repeat with the usual feast, we suggest you take advantage of funny and unusual scenarios for a birthday. Here you will find holiday scenarios, which is right for you and the birthday will surely be remembered by everyone.

Scenario for a Woman: "Fabulous Cruise"


Guests are in the banquet hall, stand in a row. The birthday girl enters.

Leading:
- Our dear (name, patronymic)!
We love you, we respect you,
And we have known you for a long time
We kindly ask you to start

Congratulations to accept!

Several people in folk costumes come forward from the guests. If possible, you can parody the ensemble of Nadezhda Babkina. Three congratulatory ditties are sung to a soundtrack or live music.
Chastushki:
1. We have gathered today
Not to a rally at all
Everyone came to the court here,
Come in, guests!
To pronounce the last word, or better yet, the whole phrase of this ditty, the microphone is brought up to the birthday girl. She invites guests to pass. You can give her a phrase to read from a piece of paper.
Music plays, guests sit down.

2. Eh, one more time,
Today we have a holiday here,
Who will tell the whole truth
O (name) to us now?
While singing ditties, guests are handed out pieces of paper with a written poem. It emphasizes the phrase that the guest should read aloud. The guest is following the poem. When his turn comes, he reads his line. Then the next one, and so on. It turns out a whole poem.
The lines in the poem:
"They said rightly,
Or it's the other way around, "chastoists sing.

Poem:
Our home (name) is a bunny,
The ideal hostess
And the shock worker of labor
At work, as always.
Correctly said, here,
Or vice versa.
Endowed with beauty
And not alone in life,
The husband is still in love
And surrounded by love.
Correctly said, here,
Or vice versa.
If a husband has a devil in the ribs,
Suddenly to the left oh-ho,
Immediately (name) will find out
And, as it should, caresses!
Correctly said, here,
Or is it the other way around?
Our (name) talents
Do not count at all,
Writes, sews, prepares manti
So lick the saucer!
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts,
How good you are!
(These two lines are read in chorus.)

Then the ditties continue:
1. I'm going to dance,
Yes, I'll stomp my foot
All who came with envy
Let them burst today!
2. Whether in the garden, in the garden
(Name) walked
Before her is the princess himself
She bowed her head!
3. I will drink a glass, but a loan,
So that there are no problems
Congratulations, congratulations
Happy coming of age!

The first toast "To the birthday girl" is raised. The guests are drinking and eating.

Leading:
- The holiday has just begun, and already so many good words have been said about the birthday girl. And not without reason. After all, today is her main holiday, a holiday that comes from childhood. In this case, nothing and no one will forbid all of us to plunge a little into the world of childhood today. And in childhood, for sure, many of us wanted to get into a fairy tale. Today such an opportunity will present itself. On this wonderful day we will find ourselves in a fairy tale, not even one, but several at once. And with your permission, I will play the role of some storyteller.
And the first fairy tale, in which we have already found ourselves ... But, however, let the birthday girl guess what fairy tale we are in.
A guest comes out. It is better if this role is played by a young girl. In her hands is a flower glued from colored paper. The flower has 7 petals different color.

Leading:
- What do you think we are in? ("Seven-flower flower".)

Girl with a flower:
- A riddle is written on each petal of this magical flower. We will present it to the birthday girl. She will tear off the petal and make riddles to the guests. The answers to them are our greatest desires. And one petal is empty. His birthday girl will be the last to tear off and make her most cherished wish. For him, we will all raise our filled glasses together and drink.
6 riddles written on petals:
1. Without legs, but walk. (Money.)
2. He looks at everyone, but does not order himself. (Sun, sunshine.)
3. It is different for a woman and a man, and each finds it in each other. (Happiness)
4. Her smile inspires much more than all Red Bulls put together. (Luck)
5. What does the weather in the house depend on? (Good mood.)
6. The magnet attracts iron to itself, and it attracts people to each other. (Love.)
The birthday girl tears off the last petal, makes a wish, glasses are raised for its fulfillment.

Leading:
- Wonderful. But the next fairy tale can only be reached through ... the Dance Floor! Everybody is dancing!
There is a pause in music.
At the end of the pause, three men in bear masks appear on the dance floor.

Leading:
- And here are our owners of the next fairy tale! What fairy tale are we in? (Masha and the Bears.)
Certainly. Masha ran away from these bears, so they are very angry and will hunt all of us. Whoever is caught will be turned into a bear. But they will hunt for a reason. These bears are related to each other. They have one hand tied. And your task is to split into pairs or threes at will and join hands. The bears will stand in the center of the hall. You must run from one part of the hall to another so that the bears cannot touch you. The winner is the pair or three that will not be defeated to the end.
Markings are placed in the hall: from where and to where you need to get so that the bears do not get bummed. Those who have been assaulted sit down at the table. After the game, all guests sit down at the table.

Leading:
- And now, sitting at the table, we are already in the next fairy tale. And this tale is called ...?
The host takes out round bread.

Guests:
- "Kolobok".

Leading:
- That's right, the fairy tale "Kolobok".
Our Kolobok traveled, traveled around the world and returned back to his parents.
And who should be thankful for the fact that he was able to get away safely from the hare, and from the bear, and from the wolf? Who taught him all the wisdom of life?

Guests:
- To parents.
A third toast is raised - to the parents. Round bread is launched along the table, each one breaks off a small piece and eats it. Thus, there is enough round bread for everyone present.
Carlson enters the hall ("flies in"). Heading straight to the birthday girl. This is a guest in disguise. Better if it is the husband of the birthday girl.

Carlson:
- Oh, incomparable (name)! (Gets down on one knee.) Let me kiss your hand! I, a man in his prime, amazed by your beauty and charm. Let me invite you to dance!
The game "Dance on the Newspaper" is held. It is attended not only by the birthday girl with Karlson, but also by all the guests. After the game, there is a musical pause.
Then the guests sit down at the table.

Leading:
- And now we find ourselves in a fairy tale for 12 months. Some interesting adventures await us in this tale too. It will take 12 brave people to overcome them.
12 people go to the center of the hall.

Leading:
- Now each of you will draw out a piece of paper on which the name of the month is written. After that, your task will be to depict this month with the help of facial expressions and gestures so that others will understand what this month is. You can show flowers that bloom this month, play up events, holidays that are in this month, and so on. Words and sounds are excluded.
There is a pantomime competition for guessing the months.

Leading:
- So all 12 months have been solved, which means one more year away. And we are already celebrating another birthday. And what a feast without a real Russian song!
But we will sing for a reason. I will be the conductor and the rest will be the choir. At my hand, the choir will sing softer or louder. The hand is high, we sing loudly, in the middle - medium, and below - quiet. Any folk song known to everyone is chosen. For example, "Oh, frost, frost." Everybody sings on the conductor's hand.

Leading:
- We've made a great choir. But it was only a warm-up, that is, a chant.
And now, in honor of the birthday girl, to the soundtrack (or to live music), we sing the song "Happy Birthday". The song "Happy Birthday, Love to Dizziness ..." is being performed by the guests.
There is applause. The response word is given to the birthday girl.
(After each competition, it is possible to award the winners with small incentive prizes.)

Happy Holidays!

Scenario-feast for adults "Happy Birthday, dear friend"


Scenario for adults for a holiday in the form of a feast.

Host: On this significant day, everyone came to congratulate you, dear birthday man, on your birthday! I am sure that each guest has something to say to the hero of the occasion. It is from this interesting moment that we begin our evening!

Birthday is a glorious holiday
The holiday is kind, long-awaited.
On this day I wish you well
Light, joy, happiness, warmth!

In order for the birthday man to know all the good things with which you came to him, I propose to make a collective toast. I start a toast, but at the most interesting moment I suggest continuing it to my tablemate. Thus, you will get a long toast with a large, and most importantly interesting meaning... The main thing is that the last person ends the toast in a logical manner. Well, in what order the toast will be said, we will find out by drawing lots.

1. Collective toast
After such a chic toast, it will be useful to have a snack. And, of course, to drink to the health of our birthday boy.

Feast

And now I invite all the guests, including the birthday person, to take part in a frank blitz-poll, which will not do without a bit of humor. So, each person pulls out two pieces of paper from the box - one with an intriguing question, and the other with the intended answer. Thus, we will learn about the most intimate secrets and secrets of all those present. Everyone independently draws out a question and an answer so that everything is fair.

2. Blitz survey
Question cards:
Do you often wake up in bed with a Georgian stranger?
Do you dream of a love meeting with a black man?
Do you like to sing when you wash your hair?
Do you sleep in a bunny costume?
How often do people around you see you picking your nose?
Do you like reading novels on the toilet?

Answer cards:
Payday only
I don't know, but my subconscious mind tells me that of course
I can't believe my ears! How did you know?
True, these are the best moments of my life
This happens when I eat at night.
Only after a wine-beer-vodka cocktail!

Host: It's time to have a bite again, otherwise our guests will leave the holiday hungry!

Have a snack? Fine! Then I propose to move a little. Our men take part in the next game, who do not even know what it is like to be pregnant!

3. Competition "Ninth month of pregnancy"
Rules: Each man is given balloons that must be hidden under his shirt. Thus, you get a decent tummy. The task of every man is to collect as many matches scattered on the floor as possible. The main thing is that the balls do not burst! Thus, we will find out which man will be the most agile.

Host: Great! And now I propose to show a film for our birthday boy called "Modern Silent Cinema". Each guest is given a piece of paper with a word written on it. It is necessary to show this word to the birthday person with the help of gestures and facial expressions. The birthday boy, of course, must reveal all the secrets of the silent genre, guessing the cherished word.

Intended words: holiday, rose, bouquet, birthday, gift, surprise.

4. Silent Movie Game
Leading:
Well, in the end I want to say:
Birthday bright holiday
A day of fun and kindness!
Invite friends and girlfriends
Let the kids stand in a circle
Set the table soon
Together we all have more fun!

Scenario "Happy Birthday, Beautiful and Great Woman!"


The script is designed for a woman's birthday (anniversary). Congratulations can sound both when spending an evening in a restaurant and at home. In this scenario, birthday greetings are presented by the rulers of different eras, states and even Galaxies. It is worth taking care of the appropriate "outfits" and gifts in advance.

Presenter: Our dear Woman (instead of the word woman, according to the script, the name of the birthday girl is put down)! Today is a special day - the day of your celebration and praise. Today rulers from different states, galaxies and even from various epochs of world history have come to visit us. Accept their congratulations and gifts! And the first to cross the threshold of this hall is Tsar Ivan Vasilyevich the Terrible!

(Music sounds - languid and majestic, to match the era of tsarist Russia. The "tsar" enters. Obligatory attire - scepter, orb, hat and caftan. Gifts are a wardrobe item that the birthday girl has long dreamed of, for example, a fur coat, a hammer, boots, etc. All the words of the "king" are written on the corresponding parchment in the handwriting characteristic of that time).

Tsar: “I - the great Tsar and Prince of All Russia, John Vasilyevich, on this day, I congratulate you, Princess Woman, on your holiday - your birthday. I wish you good health, shine with beauty and overshadow all the servants sitting here, have obedient children, and a hard-working man. Accept, princess, a gift from the royal shoulder! "

Hands over a gift, leaves.

Presenter: And now the ruler of the East has come to us - the sensitive and incomparable Sultan!

(Eastern music sounds. "The Sultan" enters. It is better that the birthday girl's husband congratulates in the Sultan's outfit. The outfit is a turban, light trousers - wide trousers, a colorful shirt. Gifts - flowers, a chest with a huge amount of 10 kopecks coins, as they are most similar for gold, a box of chocolates in the form of a heart. It is necessary in advance to find the music for the song "If I were a Sultan")

The Sultan sings the song:
If I were a sultan,
I would have had a palace
And in my palace
There would be a hundred rings.
The best would be then
I chose for you -
Gold b, pearls
I would give!

Chorus (x2):
Not too bad
Congratulations to you
Much better -
Giving gifts!
If I were a sultan,
I would be rich
I would give you
There is a whole garden of flowers!
But since I am a husband,
And that's all
I will give you happiness and love!
Chorus (2x)

Gifts are given under the appropriate words. Having performed the song, the Sultan is the whole hero of the occasion and leaves!

Presenter: Rumors about your birthday have reached even the galactically distant planets of our Universe. The Lord of the planet Alpha - Centauri - Gorfield has come to congratulate you.

(Electronic music sounds, better than the "Space" band. An alien enters. In advance, you should take care of the alien's costume, if you can't find it, make a mask on your face in green and put on a shiny cloak. Gifts - a set of CDs with favorite music or films of the birthday girl ).

Alien (lurts like an alien): Oh, Woman! You - as a representative of the human race, would be uniquely suitable for us for experiments thanks to your excellent mind, fortitude and energy. But only because today is such a holiday and because your heart is bright, your soul is kind, and your eyes glow with warmth, we will not touch you. Accept gifts from our planet. Here you can find all the information that is selected according to your taste guidelines and style orientation!

Presenting a gift. Leaves.

Presenter: But not only from the far corners of the Universe, but also from the far corners of the planet, our incomparable Woman, representatives of different nations, are in a hurry to congratulate you. The leader of the African tribe Chingachkuk has also come to us today! Please welcome!

(African motifs sound. The "leader" enters. You can also make a mask or put on a black stocking on your head. Put leaves on your belt. Gifts - a figurine, feng shui money, a "singing wind" - an accessory that is hung over the door and which rings when someone enters in. It is worth taking care of the soundtrack for the song "Chunga-changa" in advance).

The leader sings the song:
Chunga-changa, I give you
Chunga-changa, breeze in hand,
Chunga-changa, and then more,
So that he gave happiness and warmth!
Chorus (x2):
Chunga-changa congratulations,
Chunga-changa and I wish
I wish you happiness, joy
Chunga-changa!
Chunga-changa, I give you
Chunga-changa, a couple of coins,
May they bring good luck
And let the world, the world around you!
Chorus (x2)

Gives gifts to the corresponding words in the song. Leaves.

Presenter: And Zeus, the Supreme God of Olympus himself, completes our galaxy of congratulations!

(Music from the series "sounds of nature" sounds. Zeus enters, wrapped in a sheet instead of a robe, on his head - a laurel wreath. Gifts - an exclusive bottle of wine, cognac or other alcoholic beverage.)

Zeus: I, as the God of Olympus, not only address great and loud words of congratulations in your honor, but also honor it to present you with a cup of wine, which is not only tasted on Olympus, but also tasted by representatives of the highest castes of the human race. Taste it - clear your thoughts, strive for obedience, be beautiful and healthy! All the most majestic and impetuous!

Presenting a gift. Leaves.

Presenter: For the words of the most prominent representatives of peoples, powers, galaxies, you need to drink and eat. We continue the fun and celebration!

BIRTHDAY SCENARIO FOR ADULTS


At the beginning of the birthday, all guests are warned that throughout the holiday there will be a competition for the best drawing. Of course, guests should be advised in advance so that they can better prepare. And at the end of the party, the winner will be awarded an original prize, preferably a joke one too. After the first competition, all participants are invited to the festive table, which it is desirable to arrange in an original form corresponding to the theme of the celebration. For example, you can add artificial dishes disguised as natural dishes to original recipes. Now you can find fruits that do not differ in the degree of naturalism from the real ones. The traditional competition is a joke competition. But since every company has an inveterate hunter for this kind of entertainment, the format of the competition must be limited. After the feast comes the turn of real jokes, contests and games, which must be alternated for a change. Degree of sobriety Quite simple and fun game at the same time. The host calls nouns at a fast pace, and the guests compete in speed to come up with a diminutive form of this word. For example, a mother is a mother, a bag is a handbag, a goat is a goat, a sofa is a sofa, a handle is a little pen. Final word there will be water. As a rule, the guests determine the version of vodka for him, although water would be more correct. In this case, the host gives the guests a natural diagnosis: "increased bottleneck". Raffle of the traffic police For this rally, the presenter invites three or four of the most daring participants and announces that they will have to overcome a section of the distance on "supermodern racing cars". As “fireballs” of aerodynamic form, the participants are given basins in which they have to reach the finish line at speed, where a “traffic police inspector” is already waiting for them, who asks the most nimble rider to “show documents”. Since the winner has no documents, the traffic cop asks to breathe into a tube, the role of which in this case is played by a balloon. You need to breathe until the ball bursts with a crash. Since the tube turned out to be irretrievably damaged, the winner must perform the following procedure - go through a row of bottles, set in a straight line at a short distance from each other. While the player is blindfolded, the assistants quickly remove the bottles. And under the general explosion of fun, the "intruder" describes intricate zigzags. The last test for the winner of the race will be the repetition of the tongue twister "Sasha walked along the highway and sucked drying". After that, the traffic cop announces the winner of the races completely drunk, since he has not passed a single sobriety test, and as a consolation prize, a "reinforcing liquid" is awarded - a bottle of vodka, wine or beer. What is MPS? Everyone is welcome to participate in this drawing. The moderator seats the participants in a circle and explains that each of them has an MPS and it is necessary to find him. In this case, you can ask the leader leading questions, which he may not answer if they lead to an answer too quickly. The game continues until when someone guesses what the MPS is. And this is an abbreviation of the words "my right neighbor". Reflection The most daring participant of the next drawing is given a felt-tip pen, paper and a mirror. The player's task is to connect ten dots on paper with straight lines, while looking at the reflection of the sheet in the mirror. During the art process, the presenter, standing behind, writes down all the words spoken by the player during the drawing. When the task is completed, the presenter reads out aloud to the guests the full "speech" of the newly-minted artist and announces that it was these words that the participant pronounced to his beloved on the first newlywed night. Fortune-telling During the dance program, a gypsy unexpectedly enters the hall and invites everyone to read fortune-telling by hand. Examples of predictions of a gypsy woman: - Contagious diseases await you, diseases are different. And not because the lines of the hand are bad, but because they are too dirty - Oh, honey! I didn’t want to speak, but I’ll say: a heavy blow awaits you! (After a pause) In the morning when you get on the scales. - Wai, I know everything, I see everything. In the morning you will run for beer, in the evening - for girls. - You will sleep softly and sweetly, dear ... Until the cake is pulled out from under you. - I see how they will lay eyes on you. And a heart with a liver to boot. And on top there is something long…. And, I see, it's a herring! And in my pants ... Anyone can take part in this competition. Each participant should tell their neighbor, seated on the right, their favorite movie. After that, everyone in turn says the phrase "And in my pants ..." and the name of the film, which was told by his neighbor. Catch, fish, catch! Men who wish are invited, who then line up. Participants of the competition must complete all the actions that will be called by the presenter. And the presenter, meanwhile, pronounces the text: - You come to the river to catch a fish (participants depict walking with a fishing rod thrown over their shoulders). Look around - great place! Taste the water - wow, cold. You unwind your fishing rods. Puts the worm on a hook. Throw in your gear. And if you stand here on this pebble, you can throw the fishing rod even further. To prevent the waves from wetting your pants, it is better to roll them up. The water is getting higher, roll up your trouser leg again! Then you turn to the guests and say: And now a competition for the most beautiful legs is announced! Zoo For this entertainment, you need to prepare pieces of paper on which to write the names of animals. Prepared pieces of paper are handed out to everyone. Each participant secretly reads his own piece of paper. The presenter announces the rules of the game: as soon as he names the animal, the participant who has this name written on the sheet must quickly sit down on the floor. Then the game itself begins. The presenter begins his story about a trip to the zoo, about what kind of animals he saw there. As soon as the name of a certain animal sounds, all the players, as one, flop on the floor, since they all have the same name. Quite a hilarious sight. You can also think of trick prizes as prizes for participants in contests and games. For example: - small size souvenir, wrapped in a large number of packages and outwardly huge in size; - a necklace made from good chocolates; - a head of cabbage with a stump cut out, in its place is a piece of paper with the inscription: “So big, but you still believe in fairy tales! "; - Realtor's manual - children's fairy tale "Kolobok"; - a mirror with the inscription "This is you"; - a gift for a “novice musician” - a whistle; - a purely male set - a newspaper and a bottle of beer. But the main goal of the presenter is to make the guests laugh, and not laugh at the individual participant in the rally. Therefore, if you know that there are touchy natures among those present, do not allow him to play games where he can become a victim of a practical joke.

SCENARIO. BIRTHDAY AT WORK.


Congratulation. You need to start your birthday with congratulations. The birthday man will be pleased if a poem or song is specially composed for him. However, the usual congratulations in prose will be appropriate, the main thing is that it is sincere.

After a serious congratulation, you can offer such fun. On a large postcard, the text of the congratulation is written, while all adjectives in it are repentant. One of the organizers of the holiday asks the birthday person or everyone present to name a few adjectives. The named adjectives fit into the postcard in the spaces of the gaps (you need to write in the words with a pen of a different color). After that, the postcard is presented to the birthday man, who reads the resulting congratulation aloud.
In order for this entertainment to really succeed, it takes an original initial text and the participants' imagination when coming up with adjectives.

A template for playing with adjectives.
"Our ... and ... Pyotr Alekseevich (it is necessary to enter the name of the birthday man here). We congratulate you on this ... holiday. We wish you success in your ... work and in ... life. May all your ... undertakings have ... a final. Best regards and ... wishes, your ... colleagues. " In order to create your own template, write a standard greeting and cross out all the epithets from it.

Search for a gift. The gift can be given immediately after the congratulation. However, if the birthday person is young at heart and has a prettier sense of humor, you can come up with a more original way of giving.

For example, a gift can be wrapped in paper and asked the birthday boy to guess what it is.

Another option is to hide the gift in the room where the holiday is taking place, and describe the way to it on sheets of paper, also hidden in the room. The birthday boy receives the first piece of paper and learns from it about the location of the next note. The last note leads him to the present.

You can also invite the birthday boy to complete several comic tasks to check if it is possible to give him this gift. In this case, the gift should really be expensive and necessary for the birthday person.

Banquet. After receiving the gift, all those present can sit down at the festive table. At the same time, it is necessary to remember about the reason for the feast and try to make the birthday person feel all the time that he is in the center of attention.

For the first birthday. The first participant says: "On my first birthday, they gave me ..." and names any object. The second participant must repeat what the first said and report:

"On my second birthday, they gave me ...", naming any other item. So, each next participant lists messages from other players and names a new gift. The participant who makes a mistake is eliminated. The participant who remains in the game wins.
The interest of the game largely depends on the originality of the names of the gifts invented by the participants.

Example of a game:
1st player: "On my first birthday, they gave me a pack of diapers."

Player 2: "On my first birthday I got a pack of diapers. On my second birthday I got a toy car."

3rd player: "On my first birthday I got a pack of diapers. On my second birthday I got a toy car. On my third birthday I got felt-tip pens."

4th player: "On my first birthday I got a pack of diapers. On my second birthday I got a toy car. On my third birthday I got felt-tip pens. On my fourth birthday I got a drum." Etc.

Your gift. The participants are divided into two teams. The players of the teams take turns showing a pantomime to the opposing team some object - a "gift". If the players of the second team guess what the item is, they receive a prize point.
After all members of the same team present their gifts, the teams switch roles.
The team with the most points wins.

Comic divination "Magic bag". At the end of the holiday, you can offer all participants a comic fortune-telling, allowing them to guess what their own birthday will be. The birthday boy can also participate in this entertainment, guessing on his next holiday.

For fortune telling, various objects are folded into a bag or an opaque plastic bag. Participants take turns, without looking, pull out any object! Each item has a specific meaning.

Examples of items and their meanings:
Souvenir or chocolate bottle with alcohol. There will be a big booze at the birthday party.

Small chocolate bar or candy. At the birthday party there will be an unusually tasty treat.

Chewing gum. The holiday will be very, very long.

Clapperboard. There will be a lot of noisy fun at the party.

Matchbox. The birthday will be full of bright moments and incendiary entertainment.

The participants take the received items as gifts.

Useful Tips: If in order to receive a gift the birthday person will have to make some efforts to find it, it is necessary that this gift really brings joy and does not disappoint the hero of the occasion. Therefore, in such cases, the gift must be selected most carefully, taking into account the wishes of the birthday person, his hobbies.

Regardless of the entertainment carried out, it is necessary to make this holiday so that the birthday person feels that this is his holiday. When preparing the script, you need to find out the opinion of the birthday person and his wishes. At the same time, some moments of the holiday should be pleasant surprises for the hero of the occasion.

Introduction

This scenario is suitable for an anniversary celebrated with a family without a toastmaster.
The jubilee is a woman. For the holiday, you need to prepare the following:

The middle of the flower (optionally made of colored cardboard);
- flower petals, on which the text-wish has already been printed (can also be made of colored cardboard);
- put double-sided tape on the petals, peel off only one inner side.

For the competition, you need to prepare some kind of blindfold, it can be a scarf. At the end of the anniversary evening, all congratulators sing a song-alteration to the tune "Let them run awkwardly ...". To do this, you need to turn on the backing track of this song or play the guitar. It is also possible that the song is sung without music. The number of congratulators (family members) can be any. This scenario is easily adaptable. If there are fewer than 5 family members attending the celebration, then family member No. 5, for example, becomes family member No. 1. Nice, Interesting games and entertainment in a cozy, warm and family company will brighten any anniversary!

Close relative (family member # 1)

So, the whole family is assembled,
So, I'm starting the holiday!
Happy anniversary, (name of the hero of the day), mine!
Everything is for you today:
Both artists and friends
And, of course, here I am!
Everyone is in a hurry to congratulate you
And leave gifts
And sing and dance
Let's light it up with the whole family!

(Everyone is blowing up confetti firecrackers, music is turned on, which will sound as a background throughout the holiday.)

Introduction:

This scenario is suitable for celebrating an anniversary outside the home. It can be a cafe, restaurant, etc. How much the hero of the day is performed does not matter. This script is designed to congratulate a woman. For the celebration, you only need prizes for competitions and a ruler (20cm), which, in turn, has a number of advantages. First of all, it does not require special training and additional costs for time and for the manufacture of any attributes. All contests and games can be carried out without difficulty and preparation.

Ladies and Gentlemen!
I greet you!
We have gathered here,
Not just to eat everything.
And (name of the hero of the day) congratulate,
Leave a great impression.
Well, dear guests,
Are you ready to be funny?
The hero of the day is about to come,
Wondering where the people are?
And we will hide all with you
And we'll sit under the tables
Will not understand (name of the hero of the day) then,
Who will she celebrate with.
Three seconds later Let's jump out from under the table.
There will be screams, there will be laughter, There will be joy only for everyone!
Are you ready, gentlemen?
Hide yourself sooner then.

Introduction:

We propose to spend this holiday in the "Halloween" style. The theme is very bright and, most importantly, funny and unusual. To celebrate, we need to embellish the room, there must be a pumpkin with a burning candle on the table, if the season does not allow finding a natural pumpkin, then you can try to make it out of paper, then replace the candle with a flashlight. Spiders can be made from balloons. For all guests, you can enter a dress code, let everyone come in images - devils, witches, vampires, etc. The menu should be limited, and, if possible, decorate everything in the same theme, for example, a salad in the form of an amanita, beef in the blood (in a tomato), etc. To make the holiday memorable for a long time, at the very beginning we arrange a photo session, the birthday girl is photographed with each guest separately.

Well, everything is assembled, we begin the Sabbath,
Halloween style birthday,
Then we will meet the birthday girl sooner,
And pour the potion into our glasses!
(meet the birthday girl and fill the glasses)

And here the main witch came.
Which is endowed with witchcraft beauty,
Allow me to present you with a diploma,
And give a black flower!
(the presenter presents the birthday girl with a comic diploma of graduation from the school of witches, as well as a rose repainted in black)

And now to the table quickly,
We choose the treat more boldly,
Amanita or moss salad,
The appetizer is good today
Well, in the meantime, I'll say a toast,
Wishes for a solemn day:
For the fact that in life you know how to conjure,
To embody all desires in reality!
(everyone drinks, meal)

And now a competition, and a prize for the victory,
I will hand over the mask from the movie "Scary Movie" for an encore!

Introduction:

We play the script in the style of "Paradise Delight". To do this, your home will need to give the image of paradise. To do this, you can hang posters printed on a color printer in the form of clouds, as well as photos of angels. Be sure to steal the house with fresh flowers and the bigger and brighter the better. In order for the holiday to pass clearly according to the scenario, one of the "home" must take on the role of the host.
Scenario.

Even though it's not a problem at home,
There is restaurant food on the table,
In addition, the house has reincarnated into paradise today,
Enriched with bright colors,
And this is all for our dear,
All beloved, respected, dear,
(name) there is a reason for everything,
Birthday in your honor!
(applause)

The table of heaven is already laid
But for some reason someone does not rattle with glasses ...
It's time to pour champagne into glasses,
And drink to the health of (name)!
(everyone drinks, then a small meal)

Stop eating regular food
After all, we are gentlemen in paradise,
Therefore, there is another treat,
From which we will receive heavenly pleasure!

Introduction:

Birthday is always a long-awaited holiday that cannot pass without leaving a trace. It is worth celebrating beautifully and with dignity, especially if it is a woman's birthday. A large number of people are always associated with the celebration, so our advice to you is to celebrate such a holiday in a cafe or restaurant, but if you decide to stay at home, then there will be nothing wrong with that.

In any case, you have to decorate the room in which everything will take place. Flowers will become the main decoration for any lady, it will be very good if you recognize her favorite inflorescences. Flowers should be on the table in vases, and you can also decorate the walls with them. Balloons inflated with helium and released up to the ceiling will surely cheer you up. In order for the congratulations from the guests to remain a long memory, we advise you to purchase a book of wishes, in which during the holiday the guests will write their congratulations.

For the celebration to succeed, be sure to invite a professional presenter, with her the holiday will be unforgettable.

And so, all the guests are already sitting in their places, the birthday begins.

Today the main one will be here alone,
She is beautiful and lovely and sweet
She has many girlfriends, and friends too,
Today she will be the most important
And why?! The answer would be:
After all, our (woman's name) birthday is dear!

Yubilyasha goes out to the middle of the hall, the presenter comes out from behind the curtains, and her assistants, in the following images, in the same order:

1) Happiness - with thoughts of happiness, for some reason something warm, yellow, gold seems to be, so happiness should have clothes or a cape of a similar color, plus you need to pin an emblem with a similar name;

2) Love - something pink is needed here, it is possible with a heart-shaped balloon;

3) Fashion - here you can put on a T-shirt with Dolce and Gabanna or Dior sprints.

The first to congratulate is Happiness:

(name of the Anniversary) on your Anniversary Birthday,
I was in a hurry as I could,
And getting inspired
I'll tell you one thing:
You are a beautiful blonde
And I want to live with you
Your other half will not interfere with us,
You will always keep me in a box,
I will hasten to hand it over to you!

Introduction:

Birthday is always a grandiose event, and if it is also Jubilee, then it is a celebration of double pleasure. The most important thing is to prepare well for it, make a good menu and, of course, carry out everything according to the script.

Subject:

"Anniversary in the forest". The topic is interesting and a little fabulous, it will definitely cheer everyone up. Anything festive is suitable for decorating the hall, for example, balloons, congratulatory garlands and posters. You can also make a large tree of wishes yourself, which will also serve as a decoration, in the future, on it, all guests will be able to sign their congratulations and wishes in memory of the Anniversary. The hero of the day is given the main role, the image of the forest Fairy. And you can choose the image of an owl as a presenter, as a symbol of a wise animal.

Hello ladies and gentlemen,
I meet you all here with a bang,
A holiday to our forest, it was not in vain,
Know the Jubilee will be time!
Fairies of the forest birthday today,
And she looks, just so gorgeous,
Well, what, you can't wait to see her ?!
Then I'll ask her to call her in chorus!

(guests at the command of the host are called Yubilyarsha, she enters to applause and solemn music)

Always, when a birthday approaches, chores and worries begin. And it's not just that you need to prepare a treat for the guests. It's more about figuring out how to entertain the guests. After all, there will be a lot of wine and food, and the guests will quickly get bored. What to think of? You might find a new birthday script for a woman useful that is cool and can be done at home. Watch it to the end, take in full or only the best moments. And then your birthday will be remembered forever.

And so, the guests have gathered and the evening begins.
First, to warm up and to shake up the guests, we will arrange a game of riddles for them. But the riddles are not simple, but trickery. So be careful. And those who guessed it are entitled to a small souvenir or a prize. For example, a photo with a birthday girl.
And here are the riddles themselves.

After the riddles and joint photos, it is worth saying a few words about the birthday girl.
Let's do it in a playful way. The presenter asks the birthday girl:
- I know that in the previous years, on that birthday, you dreamed of something. And I know that your dream has come true. Tell all the guests what has come true?

The birthday girl, in bewilderment, begins to list everything that she or the whole family managed to do. For example, build a house, make repairs, go on vacation, and so on. Then awns come to her aid. They also begin to say what they noticed behind Last year in the life of the birthday girl. And when everyone has already surrendered, the presenter says:
- you see how much you have done over the past year. I suggest you drink for what you have done this year, no less!

New competition.
In this competition, we will ask the guests to guess the proverbs. After all, everyone knows proverbs, but if they are "presented" a little differently, then you can arrange an interesting competition. And guests who are already tipsy will strain their brains a little.
And so, we guess the proverbs:

The next game is quick. True, playing this game you can say too much, but it will be more fun.
The essence of the game is very simple. The host asks the guest a question, and he must answer it without hesitation. Here are some sample questions:
- in the morning I love most of all ...
- and in the evenings I do ...
- when I sleep, it seems to me ...
- not many people know, but I cannot live without ...
- they may forgive me, but on Saturdays I ...
- my cherished dream ...
- I want to go…
- at home I like to walk right around ...
- for the night I always wear ...

And other questions. The answers to some may be such that it will be laughing!

It's time to sing!
For this we need men. And we also need music from the film "Prisoner of the Caucasus" - if I were a sultan. Men can be dressed up for better effect.
And here is the text of the song itself.

In the winter holidays we finally have time to get together with a family or a large company, and sometimes - and widely celebrate the anniversary. We offer you a script that is suitable for celebrating a woman's or a man's anniversary, any family celebration, corporate and New Year's party.

What is an anniversary?

From Latin this word is translated as "jubilee year". An anniversary is a celebration of a 25th, 50th, and 100th birthday or a person's activity. It happened so historically. But in our time, any "round", i.e. ending with "5" or "0", the date is called the anniversary. Starting from the 5th birthday of the child, all such years are celebrated as jubilees. What is the reason for highlighting "special" dates? Apparently, in the love of all people for the holidays.

Since ancient times, everything that is round in human life has been considered special, closely associated with natural and cosmic forces. Even before it became clear that the Earth is round, the pagans revered the sun, which brought them warmth and light. A variety of rituals were dedicated to this round luminary - they lit and rolled wooden wheels or hoops from the mountains; girls wove round wreaths, and a circle-shaped belt was considered a talisman among many peoples. Against evil forces, people conducted a magic circle around them. Even a round dance, adopted not only among the Slavs, has ritual significance.

The same is the case with "round" dates. They require a particularly reverent attitude towards themselves, as they mark a certain milestone in life. Anniversaries are usually celebrated more widely than annual birthdays, with more guests and original entertainment.

All anniversary dates, dividing by "4", ie 20, 40, 60, 80 years, etc., should be celebrated especially brightly, cheerfully and at richly set tables. During these years, Jupiter is strong, giving happiness and material benefits.
Anniversary dates, multiples of 7, 35 and 70, are good to celebrate in an unusual way, in an informal setting, since the seven is ruled by Uranus - the planet of surprises. You can go on a trip.
Anniversaries ending in 5, as well as 30 and 50 years are celebrated among the best friends and loved ones in a pleasant, romantic atmosphere. These years are under the influence of Saturn, the planet of stability, or Neptune, which is responsible for mutual feelings and sexual harmony.

How to decorate a room for an anniversary? Holiday decoration ideas

First of all, in the interior, with the help of beautiful inscriptions, balls, flowers, you can beat the number of the anniversary itself - for example, 25, 45 or 55, etc. But this is only possible if the hero of the day is a man. Not every woman wants to see the number of her years everywhere.

Opposite the entrance, you can hang a stand with the inscription: "If I were a wizard ..." You need to attach a marker to it, with which all invitees can add a phrase, thus making up wishes for the hero of the occasion.

On another stand above, you should make the inscription "100 reasons (you can indicate the age of the hero of the day) why we love you ..." And the guests, in turn, indicate these reasons. To prevent the stands from looking boring, you can paint them.

For competitions and prize draws, colored cardboard numbers are prepared for guests. Those who come to the celebration take them without looking and keep them until the end of the evening.

Holiday script and contests for adults

The presenter at the celebration becomes a wizard. On his head is a cap, in his hands is a shiny stick and a large book. Dance breaks are made at the discretion of the presenter.

MODERATOR: How we love birthdays! And especially such an anniversary! (The presenter begins to tell a parable.) “Once they asked Molla what the name of the cooled pilaf was in Arabic.

Then all guests are invited to the festive table.

MODERATOR: Today's celebration is dedicated to a special round date, which means it becomes a little magical. The guests also touched the magic, leaving their wishes at a special stand.

Then Johann Strauss's "Waltz of the Flowers" is announced. First, the hero of the day dances (with his wife / husband), then everyone who wants to join.

Anniversary, our friend,
Sit down a little
Hey, pour it over the stack soon!
Accept congratulations from friends
On your wonderful anniversary!

Poetry competition

The host announces the competition by putting on a cap and waving his wand. Then he looks into the "magic" book and announces that for the competition he needs one guest, who pulled out the number 5.

On a sheet of paper, you can write some not very well-known classic poem with missing epithets, adjectives and pronouns.

The task of the participant of the competition is to insert the most suitable words from the proposed ones in a certain time. After which the entire poem is read in full. The guests are applauding.

Mythological competition

Referring again to his "magic" book, the presenter reports that all the guests present will participate in the next competition, but divided into two teams.

The facilitator reads out mythology-related questions and the teams answer.

  1. Why did the gods punish the young man by turning him into a daffodil? (For the fact that he was engaged in narcissism.)
  2. Before the gods turned the youth of Hyacinth into a flower, who was he? (The son of the king of Sparta, a friend of Apollo, who accidentally killed him during sports games.)
  3. Why is chrysanthemum so revered in Japanese mythology? (Because it is associated with the origin of the country. The highest award in Japan is the Order of the Chrysanthemum.)
  4. What does the word "aster" mean in Latin? (Star.)
  5. In Slavic mythology, there is a flower that is named. What is this flower? (Pansies.)
  6. Cornflower is considered a royal flower, why? (Because the Greek is "basileus", which translates to "king".)
  7. In the mythology of which peoples is it said about a non-existent fern flower? (In Slavic mythology, it is said that it blooms in the wilderness once a year - on the night of Ivan Kupala - and the one who finds it acquires wealth for life.)

Rhythmic competition

The presenter looks at his book again and says that only even numbers will participate in this competition, which takes us back to pagan times. The odd numbers remain in place and help the game play by loudly applauding. One of the odd-numbered guests can be given a baby drum to create a rhythm.

So, the participants go to the center of the room and sit on chairs arranged in a circle.

The leader sits on a chair and asks everyone to put their hands on their knees so that the right hand is on the knee of the neighbor on the right, and the left is on the neighbor on the left.

The task of the participants is, observing the order, lightly hit the neighbor's knee with a hand. The presenter starts the game with his left hand and then his neighbor with his right hand, then his neighbor on the right with his left hand, etc. The blows should form a kind of magical rhythm.

And the guests not participating in the competition, clapping their hands, set the pace, speeding it up.

Anecdotal competition

The presenter begins his story with the fact that round objects always have a special magical effect on people, and tells an anecdote.

The new Russian was about to marry. And before the wedding I came to the architect:

- I need a completely round house.
The architect clarifies:
- Round ?!
- Well, I said: absolutely round!
- But what about the floor, ceiling and everything else?
- I said they should be round!
- But why?! - the architect is amazed.
- Yes, the mother-in-law says: "You and for me will find a corner ..."

Then the host announces a contest of "round jokes", for example, about a kolobok, the sun, etc. All guests participate.

Shadow competition

MODERATOR: Guess what is in the world as big as the Eiffel Tower, but weighs nothing? That's right, the shadow of the Eiffel Tower. Our competition is called "Guess the Shadow".

To conduct it, the hero of the day is seated on a chair facing the wall, and the guests of the festive evening with numbers 3, 7, 9, 13, 15, 17, 19, 23, 25, 27 are preparing to participate. The overhead light turns off (the presenter can do this with a wave of his hand with a magic wand, using the help of a volunteer from the guests), and a table lamp is installed behind the hero of the day. On the wall in front of him, you can see the shadow of the person standing behind him. The hero of the day's task is to guess whose shadow it is when the players begin to pass between him and the lamp. Participants should try so that the hero of the day does not recognize them - they can change their gait, attach a clown nose, make funny gestures. The one who guessed the hero of the day replaces him in the chair. During the competition, you can put on funny quiet music.

Congratulatory competition

Participants with numbers 4, 6, 8, 14 are invited to participate. They are divided into 2 teams of 2 people each. They are given a task: in 5-10 minutes. write a story for the hero of the day using one letter. For example, when all words begin with the letter "O" or "P". The story should have a small plot and signature.

If the participants find it difficult, the facilitator can help them with such mini stories:

“One day a very educated monkey went to explore the area.

"O! Charming monkey! "The monkey was resting near the lake:" Oh, charming monkeys! "They kissed each other. A charming charming girl will appreciate a very frank opus.

Olga and Oleg are especially witty. "

"An elderly peacock met a decent guy. We drank, danced, swam. Then we went through the desert, asked for a drink. Later we sailed across the ferry. The right promising guy will understand the invented work.

Pioneers of the Past ".

The stories are read in turn to the hero of the day. The participants are awarded with applause.

Digital competition

The MODERATOR says that today's celebration is associated with the magic of numbers. And in the next competition, tasks will be associated with numbers. Guests are invited to participate under the numbers 26-36. It is desirable to hold the competition with cheerful fast music.

Exercise 1. Dedicated to number 3. It is required to name all known works, including fairy tales, the titles of which contain this number: "Three comrades", "Three in a boat, not counting a dog", "D'Artagnan and three musketeers", "Three little pigs" , "Three heroes", "Three fat men", etc.

Task 2. Dedicated to the number 7. Here you need to give examples of how often this number is used in our life. For example, seven notes, seven days of the week, the proverbs "Measure seven times - cut once" and "Seven do not wait for one", the word "family" - seven "I", etc.

Task 3. Dedicated to number 5. It is necessary to list 5 animals, the name of which consists of five letters. For example, squirrel, zebra, cat, wild boar, marmot.

Task 4. Dedicated to the number 4. Participants must count to 40, not mentioning the number 4, but replacing it with the word "next".

Each task is allocated 2 minutes.

Competition "Namesakes"

The presenter, having looked into his book, invites guests to play at numbers 16, 17, 18, 19. They must, remembering with the help of the host of all the famous namesakes of the birthday man, draw up a small horoscope for him on this basis.

For example, if the birthday boy is called Yuri, you should remember Yuri Dolgoruky, Yuri Gagarin, Yuri Nikulin and come up with such a "horoscope": "The birthday boy has strong character, and its influence extends so far that it even reaches the cosmos. At the same time, our hero of the day is not devoid of a sense of humor and loves to be the first in everything! "

If the hero of the day is Sergei, then the images of Sergei Yesenin, Sergius of Radonezh will help here. If the name of the hero of the day is Alexander, then there is a complete revelry of imagination: Macedonian, Nevsky, Pushkin, Russian emperors. Ivan has "cool" namesakes - Ivan the Terrible, as well as Ivan the Fool and Ivan Tsarevich. The image of Mikhail will be helped by the actor Derzhavin, the Russian Tsar Mikhail - the first in the Romanov dynasty, as well as the kind Russian Mikhailo Potapych. Guests can associate the name Gennady with Gennady Khazanov and the kind crocodile Gena. Valery is an artistic name, such famous singers as Meladze and Leontyev wear him. Vladimir is undoubtedly numerous courageous great Russian princes, and perhaps Vladimir Ilyich.

Similar ones are easy to make for women. Natalia is Natasha Rostova, Natalia is a boyar's daughter. Catherine - two Russian empresses; Elizabeth - both Russian and English empresses; Julia can be associated with Julius Caesar, as well as with the Italian Juliet; Olga's character will remind guests of Princess Olga or actress Olga Ostroumova; Maria is the images of the Virgin Mary, as well as of many Pushkin's heroines - Masha Dubrovskaya, the captain's daughter. Tatyana's horoscope will help to create Tatyana Larina, Saint Tatyana is the patroness of all students.

The competition usually attracts huge interest from any audience.

The evening is over. The presenter takes off his cap, puts his magic wand into it, next to it - a book, and pronounces the final toast "for the road."

for a birthday, for an anniversary and just for a holiday

The best impromptu requires careful preparation - the organizers of celebrating birthdays and anniversaries know this better than anyone else. the main task festive scenario is to subtly captivate the guests, to give them a good mood. To do this, you can use fun games that look impromptu, or a serious scenario with a flexible approach.

It is important to understand that a holiday is an unpredictable phenomenon, in which there is always a place for retreats or mood changes. Therefore, the organizer of a holiday is like a good conductor, who is also a psychologist. To notice in time that the mood of the guests has rolled in the wrong direction, to stop the acute situation, to divert attention from an accidentally arisen problem - this is what a real organizer is.

The script for a birthday or any other holiday has a modular structure that allows you to change the program in places, closing random breaks. Even if at first glance everything in the script is subject to linear logic, there is always the opportunity to rebuild it on the fly, literally between toasts. Guests will not notice anything, and the holiday will only gain momentum!

Anniversary birthday scripts for women and men

Festive anniversary in nature

If the weather permits, you can have a very original and undoubtedly fun. Nature adjusts to a benevolent attitude towards everything around, therefore, games and rallies with pouring water, sprinkling with flour and the like take place with a bang.

The anniversary celebration can be started with a humorous congratulation.

Leading
I want to test the mental abilities of the hero of the day. For this we take an ordinary matchbox. We will stick one match in the box, and give the other to the hero of the occasion. I will ask questions. If the birthday man finds it difficult to answer, he must light a match on the box with his match.

After a few simple questions, the presenter asks: "When is the donkey's birthday?" The subject naturally lights a match. The moment has come to solemnly give him this box with a burning match and sing in chorus "Happy Birthday to you"

Leading
(with the voice of the Owl from the cartoon "The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh"). Expensive …. ! Happy Birthday to You! In this joyful moment, let me present you with this wonderful lace (brings a bucket from which the lace hangs).

The culprit solemnly pulls the string and pulls out a bottle of champagne or vodka.

Leading
And now I invite everyone present to participate in the Do you know the hero of the day? The guest who is the first to answer the question correctly will receive a piece of candy. At the end of the quiz, the owner of the largest number of sweets will receive a prize from the birthday boy - a photo with a personal autograph and the right to have a drink with him at the brotherhood.

An indicative list of questions.
1. Name the day of the week when the birthday boy was born.
2. His height, birth weight.
3. Where this event took place.
4. What time of day it was.
5. What was the name of the kindergarten teacher.
6. Favorite toy.
7. The best school friend of the birthday boy
8. What kind of education he received.
9. Where did the first day of work go?
10. When I bought my first car.
11. Where did you spend your last vacation?
12. Where did I meet the other half.
13. When was the wedding day.
14. What was the weather that day.
15. What are the exact ages of the children?
16. Favorite dish.
17. Favorite drink.
18. Favorite hobby.
19. Favorite books / movies.
20. Foot size.
21. How many hundred parts does the suburban area take?
22. Favorite alcoholic drink.
23. Car brand.
24. The name of the best friend (girlfriend).
25. Favorite song.

It is advisable to ask simple questions, such that you can find out the answers in advance, although it all depends on the company and it is not always necessary to know the answer to the question, in this case they are purely symbolic.

At this point, you can end the official part, and move on to the stormy entertainment.
For the birthday person, you can arrange an impromptu concert and at the same time demonstrate your many talents.

Joke-play "Merry fortune-telling"

Good people, I will try to surprise you
And I am surprised by
That I can predict fate to everyone.
Which of you will guess the riddle
He will find out his fate.
So my 1st riddle:
Does he have a heel behind his nose? (Boot)

We continue our fortune-telling - gilded the handle ...
I wish my predictions come true!

There are surprises waiting for you in life
One hundred program TV,
600th "Mercedes"
A huge house, a blooming garden,
The husband is rich and teetotal
And others are full of miracles!

Once you wake up, you will see in the window
A handsome prince on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle, he will pick up, loving,
And he will rush you away to distant lands.

Pots of cabbage are waiting for you
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Aspic by-products
And dried fruit compote.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So, you’ll become a cook!

You will be fat and ruddy
You will breed geese and chickens.
The husband on the tractor will drive up, shout loudly:
"Smoke break, Serve lunch, wife,
And a bottle of wine! "

You will be a noble knight
Handsome, strong and simple.
Be able to intercede for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, Begging for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.

Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests in it,
And your wife is more beautiful than all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you will come drunk:
The step is uneven, dim eyes ...
The wife will become sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"

Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white "Volga"
With a yacht flying in azure waves.
With tan bronzes on strong shoulders.

Kohl does not come out of you
Sissies and crybabies
It will give you life
New Bucks!

There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your skate!

There are many ways and deeds in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the wide road
Will not become a narrow path!

The husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
Will wear on his hands
and don't ask for half a liter!

You have received such a message:
There is no salty food today!
And then, you look, but you will give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Children are born from salty!

You will soon be very rich.
To be known as a millionaire throughout the district!
Because Uncle will be found in America
Leave you an inheritance without looking!

You will definitely get lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up, hurry up!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
Then you will benefit from lace-up shoes!

You, so as not to get bored
We must sing and dance.
Don't sleep at all at night
To entertain good people
If people are happy
You will become a pop star!

If you want to be happy
Then you have this advice:
Eat 3 kilograms of salt
And a big bag of chocolates ...
Then drink some vodka ...
You will be happy, for the life of me!
I was chatting here, joking ...
Yet someone did not please
I see someone's sad eyes ..
Well, there will be dancing for you ...


55th Anniversary Scenario (for woman)

Leading the script: Dear Colleagues! Dear birthday girl!

Today we are in friendly fun company, in our so-called "banquet hall" we decided to congratulate the hero of the day.
May this day go down in history forever
And the birthday girl will only bring joy,
And let the guests have fun carelessly
Nobody, I hope, will leave the anniversary sad.
To start the celebration as it should,
It is suggested to fill the glasses for everyone.

Why are there a lot of people?
All friends gathered here,
Well-deserved rest
Have come to congratulate you.

Well, here's two fives for you,
How fast the years go by
But for a reason for this
Don't be upset!

Of course it's not 16
And far from 25,
But, to be honest, -
There is no reason to be discouraged!

After all, a string of difficult years
Didn't spoil the portrait.
Let's face it honestly:
What were you like before?
I walked - my ribs were ringing,
And now - what a body!
Bones overgrown with meat,
The features were rounded:
Lush bust, thigh, what you need -
Joy for men's eyes.
There is something to take, something to look at,
There is something to cling to the bones.
And those eyes with a sparkle
Anyone will be driven mad!
And therefore, without further ado, I want to raise the first glass to our hero of the occasion.

Leading: And now I would like to give the floor to congratulate the director of our team.

Director: Dear _______________!

From a pure heart with great respect
Congratulations from us today
We are glad to congratulate and wish you
All the same work, all the same dare.
Do not grow old in soul and outwardly
Be blooming as before.
To keep the spark of the soul and still love.
Be beautiful as always for you for many years.

(A gift is handed over)

The collective sings congratulations to the tune of the song "I'm Standing at a Half-Station", gives gifts.

Friends and relatives are sitting
Sparkling wine flows
And there is a long way behind.
Greeting words sound.
Where are you cherished years?
What has been passed cannot be returned.

As a sign of our attention
Please accept the wishes,
Live for the joy of all for many years.
Let the years, like a blizzard,
All are covered with gray
And the light warms youth!

You inconspicuous happiness
Success unchanged
We wish you great success many times.
I wish you excellent health, hopes and personal happiness,
May youth not leave you!

Let adversity be forgotten
And all wishes will come true.
And let there never be grief.
Love if you love.
Live the way you want
And always be cheerful!

Host: This holiday is a birthday.
Just a glorious anniversary.
So that the fun continues
I will tell everyone: "Pour it!" "

I propose to drink to these wonderful wishes!

Host: You were crying into the light when you were born,
And everyone around was laughing ...
But indeed we had a little pensioner.

Leading: The word for congratulations is presented to our pensioners.

1.That time has struck for retirement!
In life, once he is with us!

2.We came here today
Wish you many years
You take from us Lyubasha
Pension our hello.

3.Worked a lot,
You did not work in vain
That's for this dear,
You have been given a pension.

4. You will sit at home,
You will miss and grow old
If you sing in the choir,
You will immediately get younger.

5) there is no reason for sadness and tears -
Autumn of life, that frost in winter;
Let's tell everyone, without hiding anything:
Each age has its own charm!

6.Our age only experience brings
He does not age you at all:
After all, 55 is not yet autumn for us,
And only the velvet season.

7. You are not sad or sad,
There is no going back to those days gone by
Always and everywhere smile
And don't go to the doctors.

8.This day is jubilee, beautiful,
We want to sincerely wish:
Only joy, long life,
Do not know grief and grief.

9.And we wish you in the future
Not getting old, but getting younger.
Multiply a row of fives
Yes, live in abundance
Without despondency and problems,
Needed to be always and to everyone.

Leading: And now the solemn moment comes. From the above, the Council of Pensioners allows you, Lyubov Vladimirovna, to join the Party of Pensioners. To do this, you must take an oath.

Oath I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in front of my family, friends, colleagues and husband, I solemnly swear: ardently with the fervor of my heart to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the duties of the party. Replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children for the joy of us, in spite of our enemies, in defiance of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!

Leading: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with the duties and rights.
Duties: (on the screen)

Get up, wash up. Sit down, eat.
To receive guests,
Don't forget your friends.
Put the mash for distillation.
Play sports this year.
Be ready for love and work.

Do not get sick, do not lose heart,
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly,
Never get old
All men like it.

The rights of a young pensioner: (she reads the hero of the day)

When I want, then I get up.
As long as I want - until then I lie.
And if I want it, I will sing it out.
I will go where I want.
When I want, then I sleep.
Whom I want - that I love.

Leading: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot to do!

Leading: Today, each of the guests, as a sign of respect for you, would like to say special words and make a special gift.
- We would give you a miracle,
Magic is a beautiful moment
Only a miracle was done before,
People who gave you life, birth!

I ask you to raise your glasses and drink to the parents of the hero of the day __________________!

Leading:
Be healthy, beloved wife,
Wallet to always be tight
Optimism and creativity!
Every day to give joy.
Since we're talking about men,
I want to remind you of a man
who many years ago fell in love with our (name)
and is still a support and a shoulder
in family life for her. AND
so, a word to the wife of the hero of the day.

How much beauty is there in the world:
The sun, the sky is blue
And spring flowers
They cannot compare with you.
For many years we walked side by side
There was everything: sadness and joy
Now the grandchildren have grown up,
Old age is already knocking on us.
We will not let her into the house
Let him walk a little longer
When it comes again later,
Let them not find us at home.
You are my good
It's always easy for me with you
I give you flowers
And a surprise with a lot of love.

I give you this song. "I love you to tears" or others.

Thank you for finding words at the right moment that please and comfort.

I want to drink for what you are!

Leading: Telegrams have been sent to the address of the hero of the day. Let me read them
Telegrams:

Granny, hello, don't be sad
We ran out of candy, mind you.
Your grandson _______-.

Well, now, friends, the moment has come
Fill a glass for the parents.
For those who gave the joy of life,
And he opened the doors to the beautiful world.
For those who taught him kindness,
Endowed with considerable mind.
For those thanks to whom now
Vanya sits among us with his birthday boy.

So, let's fill our glasses and drink to the parents of our hero of the day, let them be happy and fun today.
Dear guests! Today we learned a lot about the hero of the day, there were a lot of congratulations and wishes addressed to him. But not everyone present congratulated him yet. The floor is given to the sister and brother of the hero of the day.

Dear friends, we continue our evening dedicated to the 30th anniversary

Happy 30th anniversary
All friends are in a hurry to congratulate
And where would fate not wear them -
Everyone came here today.
We wish you health
And a long life without worries
Good luck, happiness and luck!
The time has come for big victories!

Let's all fill our wine glasses and drink to the happiness and health of our birthday boy!

Wow, I'm looking. Are you moving something? Wait, I'll introduce you to the bylaws of our evening. Our charter states:
1. That the hero of the day is sitting in front of us.
2. It is announced that 20__. Ivan's jubilee is not canceled
3. Remember: for a start, everyone did not interfere with a glass.
4. It is announced that laughter in this house is not canceled.
5. Gifts brought to the hero of the day are accepted around the clock for another month after this evening and are non-refundable.

And now the floor is given to the beloved wife of the hero of the day.

We congratulate you on a significant event,
Today is your legal anniversary,
We wish you great health,
And many sincere friends.
We do not give to the birthday boy
No headsets, no rings
Surely you will take it warmer
Greetings from friendly hearts.

I offer a word for congratulations to friends. Dear guests, dear birthday man, a children's nursery squad "Mouse" has come to your holiday!

Congratulations to Uncle Vanya
Our favorite kindergarten,
Sends greetings to you dear,
Junior nursery squad.
We promise to listen to Vanya,
Always go to the pot,
When everyone ate the porridge,
We'll take away the cups.
Be healthy, Uncle Vanya!
Many many more days
We promise that we will come
On your hundredth anniversary!

Dear guests! I ask you to fill your glasses with little white, and drip red into the glasses.

Do you want to believe
If you want, don't believe
A beast wanders somewhere nearby.
Does not live in a dense forest,
In the Russian language, powerful.
This beast is called "elk"
- It has long been so.
May "ELS" be with you,
To FIR and BETTER,
For three to drink,
To want and be able
So that happiness does not end
To dream about good things, so that things can be successful
So that everything always comes true!

We want to congratulate you
With a wonderful date - thirty years.
You have already achieved a lot
But then all the forces flourished.
Let hope never
Your earthly will not leave the path.
May he be full of good luck!
We wish you not to turn away from it!

The Canary Islands have only 350 sunny days out of 365 days a year.
So we wish you, Vanya, that in your life there was a ratio of joyful and sad days.
But the natives in the Canary Islands are far from stupid. On those 15 days when there is no sun, they all get together in their big huts and drink the fermented juice of tropical mango fruits. And again in their souls good mood, the sun shines in their souls again. And you, Vanya, on gloomy and rainy days, do not forget to take mango fruits. And if you don't have juice at hand, use any substitute from 12 to 40 degrees

For your anniversary!
Thirty years is a special age.
Life leads us forward slowly,
We want to wish you that
The soul did not grow old over the years.
So that creativity does not leave,
So that the table is wide from wine,
To make music sound in the house
To make my wife love more.
Birthday is a crucial step
Thirty years in life means something.
Be happy and healthy, like Hercules.
May good luck not leave you!

Hear, Ivan, such a thing -
The vodka boiled in the glasses,
Schaub she did not run out of breath,
We must sip a little for us.
For a reason for this
Let's say a small toast.

Masha and Glasha meet.
- Masha, how is your husband Misha?
- As he drank, he drinks, as he beat, he beats.
- Well, thank God, if only I do not get sick!
To the health of all those present!

Dear guests! We had a lot of fun. Our evening is drawing to a close. I propose to sing a song for the hero of the day.

We walked nicely on your holiday
No where have we seen a more beautiful holiday
So be healthy, live richly,
And we are leaving home to the hut!
The evening ends with songs and dances.