Playing a play for Mother's Day. Scenario "musical living room for mother's day." Theatrical production for Mother's Day

The music sounds "Talk to me mom:".

First girl(she looks in the mirror and says) :

My light, mirror, tell me
Yes, tell the whole truth:
Who in the world is smarter, more beloved and kinder than everyone else?

First boy:

And a mirror in response to her:
All the girls are so beautiful
Of course, there is no doubt about that!
There is only one word
What is more expensive!
In this word - the first cry,
The joy of a sunny smile
In this word - a moment of happiness
Dear and very close! This word -

Together: MUM!

Today is a holiday, a holiday, a holiday,
Holiday of our lovely mothers!

This festival, gentle most,
Comes to us in November.
On a good and bright day in November
Our mothers and friends gathered in the hall.
This is your holiday, this is your hour!
And we sincerely congratulate all of you!
Words of recognition we speak
And thank you from the bottom of our hearts!
With this song we congratulate you
We appreciate and praise our mothers!

(Children sing to the tune of the song "Yellow Leaves")

(Attachment 1)

Teacher: Mom, Mom! So we call our most dear and beloved person. The first word that every baby says is the word "mom". In all languages ​​of the world, it sounds affectionate, warm and gentle. Mom is our first teacher, a wise mentor, she takes care of us. It is from the mother's lips that the child hears the first words, fairy tales, songs in his life. All today's performances - songs, poems - sound only for you, our dear Mothers!

First student:

There are many mothers in the world.
Children love them with all their hearts.
There is only one mother
She is dearer to me than anyone.
Who is she? I will answer :
This is my mommy.

Second student:

My mother brings me toys, sweets,
She sings merry songs
We are never bored together.

Third student:

I will tell my mother all my secrets,
But that's not why I love my mom.
I love my mom, I'll tell you straight
Well, just because she is my mother!

Fourth student:

Mom's smile
Brings happiness into the home.
Mom's smile
Needed everywhere, in everything!

(The teacher holds an exhibition of children's drawings "Mom's smile".)

Teacher: From generation to generation, people in proverbs and sayings convey kind, affectionate words about the mother. Guys, let's remember and name some of them. (Annex 2) (Annex 3)

First student:

How does it happen
I don't understand myself.
What is the sun in the sky -
That mom is at home.
Behind the cloud the sun
Hide suddenly
Everything will become empty
And sad around.
Will be gone for a while
My mother -
So sad
I will do.
Will return home
My dear -
And fun again
I will do.
I play, I laugh
I tumble, I sing.
I love my family
My dove!

Fifth student:

Our own mother
Congratulations on her day!
And a song about mom
Today we will sing.

Second student: About my!

Fifth student: About my!

Second student:

About mine and yours:
About loved ones
Our dear mothers!

"Song about Mom" ​​(to the motive of the song "Hope", music by N. Dobronravova)

(Annex 4)

Teacher: All girls really want to be like their mother: act like her, grow up to be the same skillful and dexterous housewife. However, this will require a lot to learn. In the meantime ... Not always everything turns out well.

First student:

Oh, I'm tired, I'm tired.
She was busy with the housework:
The house is big and I'm alone
Oh my back hurts.
I fiddled with the laundry for an hour -
It turned out a dress with a hole,
I sat down to darn in the corner
Got stuck on a needle.

Second student:

I washed the dishes, washed,
I broke my mother's cup.
Paul scraped white -
Bang! spilled ink.
Oh, I'm tired, I'm tired
She did housework.
If you need something to help - Call me, I'm not averse!

(Picture 1)

Teacher: Dear mothers, the guys have prepared a little surprise for you. Each of them wrote a letter to his mother in advance, in which he tried to express his most intimate feelings.

(Soothing melodic music sounds. Children hand letters to their mothers and quietly sit next to them.)

Sixth student:

(M. Koryakin's poem "Give women flowers").

Give women flowers
For their warmth, charm.
Give women flowers
For their love and understanding.
Give women flowers
And kiss their hands more often.
Give women flowers
At a meeting, even at separation.
Give women flowers
Take care of their feelings.
Give women flowers
Give with love and tenderness. (Children give mothers flowers.)

Seventh student:

It's great to have mothers
For this they praise and honor
Because they are good
Caring and so gentle.

Eighth student:

For us, they are our support,
Hope, strength and strength.
And we praise today
Beloved, glorious feminine.

First student:

They are so different
But still, they are all great!
soulful, simple,
A little mischievous.

Second student:

And the hands of mothers - yes, it's just a miracle.
Everywhere and everyone will be in time:
Get out, bake a cake, a pie,
And learn a lesson with us.

Chorus:

Glory to dear mothers! -
We always tell them.

(Sounds like "Song of Mom"). (Annex 5)

(Picture 2)

Without mom, none of us would ever exist.

Mom does everything so that you can calmly learn to play, relax ... Some children are sure that this is how it should be. But every mother needs the help of her child, she just never talks about it. If you love your moms, help them - it will be such a joy for them.

The greatest happiness for a mother is when she proudly says: "You know what a good child I have!"

(Appendix 6) SCENES "Because of you:"

(Figure 3)

(Appendix 7) SCENES "Teacher and Losers":

(Appendix 8) Dramatization of the song "TWO"

(Figure 4)

(Appendix 9) SCENES "Bad item:"

(Figure 5)

(Appendix 10) SCENES "If not for you:"

Students take the stage

Boy:

I heard that all the girls want to grow up quickly so that they can get married later.

Girl:

Well, of course. And who among us does not want to receive gifts, flowers, sweets:

Boy:

So you think that, becoming a wife and mother, you will only dress up, eat sweets and receive gifts?

Girl (surprised):

And how could it be otherwise?

Boy:

And here are the statistics of one magazine, which gives such figures:

On average, mothers spend more than 3,000 sleepless hours at the bedside of sick children.

Moms who do not have the qualifications of a cook cook more than 500 (five hundred) types of a wide variety of dishes during their life.

And they wash mountains of laundry. If you add up all the laundry they have washed in their lives, you get a mountain as high as Elbrus.

If you add up all the towels they have ironed, you get a belt for the entire globe.

Mothers sing songs and read poetry, knit and sew.

They rejoice and grieve.

Mostly because of us kids.

And mothers cry. Mother's tears are a sea or even an ocean, which can be called the Ocean of sadness.

And to be a mother means to see the happy eyes of your children!

Thanks for being so patient.
As for us fidgets, you are always kind.
For what is without us
You couldn't live
Thank you folks, thank you very much!

Teacher:

I wish you from the bottom of my heart
For things to be good
So that trouble does not knock on the house,
Never have to be sad!

(Annex 11) PARTS

Ninth student:

How to find worthy words
How to say without unnecessary phrases.
That we are very (All students) thank you,
That we are very (All students) love you.

First student:

Our holiday is over
And we want to say more.
Allow me to say goodbye
Wish you good health!

Second student:

Don't get sick, don't get old
Never get angry.
And so young
Stay forever!

Teacher and dads:

As we want, relatives,
So that you always smile.
To bypass you
Every trouble!
Let your eyes shine
Only good light!
And the love of your children
Life will be warm!

(Appendix 12) "We wish you happiness!"

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Scenario for mother's day for children 5-7 years old. during the festive event, children start an argument about who is better than boys or girls and prove to their mothers that they are the most wonderful sons and daughters.

Target: harmonization of parent-child relations

Tasks:

  1. Contribute to the creation of positive emotional experiences for children and their mothers from the joint celebration of Mother's Day.
  2. Contribute to the creation of warm relationships in the family.
  3. Contribute to the creation and maintenance of family traditions.
  4. Contribute to the creation of a positive microclimate in the group.
  5. Raise love and respect for the dearest person - mom.
  6. Contribute to the development of the ability to expressively perform poems: use natural intonations, logical pauses, stress, convey your attitude to the content.
  7. To develop smooth voice leading, expressiveness in singing, dancing.
  1. Presentation "Mom dear"
  2. The song "I love you so much, mom" (music and lyrics by Kolmogorova).
  3. Congratulatory roll call Dance "Quarrel"
  4. Game "Tell me a word"
  5. Game "Say kindly"
  6. The song "What girls are made of"
  7. Attraction "How attentive you are" My mother has (eyes, dress, hair clips ...).
  8. Attraction "Disassemble with your eyes closed, someone needs something" (items for girls and boys)
  9. Poems "Mom's helpers"
  10. Attraction "Make a sandwich"
  11. Attraction "Who Has the Longest Potato Peeling"
  12. Attraction "Venikoball"
  13. Chastushki.
  14. Dance "Washing"
  15. Song "Lullaby for Mom"
  16. A story for moms.
  17. The song "Mom for a mammoth"
  18. Congratulations from dads.
  19. The song "Girls - boys, such naughty ones"
  20. Dance with hearts "Good gentle mother". We give hearts (balloons heart)
  21. Dance "Dance teacher"

Materials and equipment.

multimedia equipment. Presentation "Mom dear". Handkerchiefs, items that girls, boys need 5 pieces each, products for a sandwich, 4 potatoes, knives, a broom, napkins, masks of a hare, a hare, a titmouse, a hedgehog, cats, a guitar, flowers, 3 canvases, 12 hearts - flashlights, a tape recorder, musical accompaniment.

Event progress

Parents are greeted by the presentation "Mom dear".

Group reading of the verse by E. Serova “There is turmoil and noise in the kindergarten” (Appendix No. 1)

The song “I love you so much, mom” sounds (music and lyrics by Kolmogorova). (Appendix No. 2)

Educator: Today we are glad to welcome in this hall our dear guests, the sweetest, beloved and only ones, our mothers. Happy holiday, our dear mothers!

The word "mom" is a special word. It is born, as it were, together with us, accompanies us in the years of growing up and maturity.

Poem by Sergei Ostorovoy “There is a holy and prophetic sign in nature, Brightly marked through the ages!” (Appendix No. 3)

Children

Mom - this means tenderness, this is affection, kindness,

Mom is serenity, This is joy, beauty!

Mom is a bedtime story, It's the morning dawn

Mom - a hint in difficult times, This is wisdom and advice!

Mom is the greenery of summer, This is snow, an autumn leaf,

Mom is a ray of light, Mom means LIFE!

Presentation "My mother is the best" (photo of mothers with children)

Children(collective reading):

Everything in the garden makes noise, sings - Mother's Day is coming!
Everyone needs to discuss: What will we give mothers?

Monkey dads will say: -We will buy bananas for moms!
So that we cook banana compote all year round.

Dads-hamsters will say: - We will buy hooks for moms!
To day-to-day to night
We knitted sweaters!

They will say, daddy bears will say:
- Buy-buy mothers covers!
We will buy jars, roots.
Let moms cook jam!

Well, a bunny on the edge rushes into the distance, spreading its ears,
Hey, wait! Where are you?

I'm in a hurry to buy flowers!
After all, why donate hooks?
Oh, you bears, hamsters!
For moms to rest
So that they flutter like little birds,
Let's love moms!
Let's give them flowers! (give flowers)

Children are built in two rows (girls, boys - start a quarrel).

Dance "Quarrel" to the melody of the song. “I was offended” by the author of the words - Lisits Regina, composer - Igor Kornelyuk (Appendix No. 4)

Educator: What is it, what happened. What quarrel happened?

Boy and girl: Rather, solve our dispute, if you can prove who in the world is cuter than a daughter or son.

Educator: Of course, we understand that the age of questions has come. But this one is very complex. And only our mothers can answer it. Let's arrange competitions, and our moms will be a strict and impartial jury. Instead of points and ratings, we will present our participants with applause.

Educator: As a warm-up, I suggest you play a game.

Game "Tell me a word"

In the mornings, mothers take their children to ( Kindergarten).

We declare firmly, directly: the best in the world. (mum).

I'll put the portrait in a frame, I'll admire it. (mommy).

Mom will kiss on the cheek for a little night. (daughter).

Eat your mother's pancake, grow up soon. (son).

Mom has doves, her only one. (son).

There are many mothers in the world, they love them with all their hearts. (children).

And now let's play with moms: I start, and you finish the phrase!

There is no sweeter friend than your own. (mother).

Warm in the sun, mother. (good).

Mother's caress of the end. (does not know).

The birds are happy about spring, and the child. (mothers).

Do you love mom? And kind words for her say? Whoever says more will win.

Game "Say kindly"

Educator: You are all so different: funny, kind, mischievous, affectionate.

New task "Who will sing whom"

The song "And what are girls only made of"

Educator: New task

The game "How attentive are you"

My mother has (eyes, dress, hairpins).

Attraction "Disassemble with closed eyes to whom, what is needed"

(items for girls and boys)

Educator: Do you help your mom at home? But as? We will check now. We will do everything to make them happy.

Poems "Mom's helpers"

(Appendix No. 5)

attractions

We invite dads "Make a sandwich",
"Who Has the Longest Potato Peel"

Educator:

Here they are - mother's helpers.
But in fact, everything is not so bad. Let's check.

Attraction "Venikoball"

Educator:

Moms and dads listen carefully
Prepared palms. Clap for sure

(Appendix No. 6)

Educator: Do you know how to wash? And teach your mothers?

Dance "Washing"

We washed, swept, cooked soup, did not get bored.

It's time to relax and take a nap

Vanya: They light the lanterns before going to bed, sit down and talk to me before going to bed.

The whole evening you were not with me, You have all the affairs and affairs.

I don't stand over your soul. I'm still waiting and silent as a big one.

Sit down and talk to me before bed.

Let's look at the lights together.

Song "Lullaby for Mom"

I woke up early in the morning. Mom is still sleeping. Even the sun, yawning, quietly dozes in golden clouds.

Chorus: Bye, bye, I sing a lullaby for my beloved mother.

I want to give you a new day on Earth, mommy.

The breeze knocks on your window like a white apple tree.

The birds sang for you. Dear mother, my sunshine.

Educator: While mom is resting. A fairy tale will enter her house.

Music "Visiting a fairy tale".

A story for moms.

Hare, Hare, Titmouse, Hedgehog, Cat.
in some kingdom. In a dark state.
There is a Christmas tree in the forest, a prickly needle.
Like a hare lived under the tree. The bunny was not friends with his mother.
The bunny offended the mother. "I'm not friends with you," he said.

("Stop it, Zainka don't shawl")

Mom wiped her tears and went into the dense forest.
The bunny had a lot of fun, jumping, running and spinning.

("There, hustle there, hustle And we don't need anyone")

But in the forest, in the night forest, it became scary to be alone.

"Oh oh oh. Mommy Where. You are scary to me. I want to eat. I'm cold.

I cried for a long time, I went to look for Mommy.

Titmouse, little one, have you seen my mother?

I flew through the forest, I didn’t see your mother. Come to my thread. Fly faster, baby.

I can not fly.

Then look for another mother.

The hare wandered for a long time. All wet, and all tired.

Hedgehog, hedgehog, friend. Have you seen my mommy?

I live under a bush, come into my hole. I give you my fur coat.

The hare approached the hedgehog, wanted to hide under its thorns. Yes, he stumbled. Painfully

Oh oh oh

What happened to you.

A fur coat like a Christmas tree, needles on the shoulders. It hurts the bunny's paws. I'll rush off without looking back.

I looked out the window, and there was a mother cat.

The cat sings a song. Affectionately and tenderly.

He strokes his belly with his paw, like a snow feather bed.

Oh oh oh.

Cat - What's wrong with you? What are you sad bunny.

Mom, I really offended. How to have fun here.

What to do. How to say? Where can we find mom?

Children, or maybe together we will sing a song “Mom for a mammoth”, and you parents sing along.

Song "Mom for a mammoth"

Bunny falls asleep

A rabbit appears.

How is my bunny. How is my little one?

Stop hare, don't cry What happened, tell me.

Bunny, son, I have. Only without a quarrel we do not live a day.

Disobedient and pugnacious. Still, he's my favorite.

Got angry and drove away. I came and he disappeared.

Here I go looking for him. Maybe he met a fox?

Or a bad wolf. He's been gone for so long.

Cat - And you are a bunny, look if your bunny is sleeping under our Christmas tree.

Cat - Wait, don't wake up.

Hide yourself behind the Christmas tree and listen to him.

(wakes up the bunny)

Bunny, get up. It's time to look for mom.

Of course, I'm happy to. Yes, just where. Offended her greatly. She left.

Zainka, and you will still offend her.

I won't, I won't. Offend mother bunny.

I will, I will, respect and hug my mother bunny.

I will try very hard to help her and not to fight.

(mother comes out from behind the tree).

Mommy, forgive me.

Zainka, mommy loves you very much and forgives you.

This is how our story ends happily.

And you promise to protect your mother. Will you help her? To love, kiss, hug and speak affectionate words? Moms, are your kids the most wonderful?

So far, our strict but very cordial jury is summing up our competitions.

We would like to hear a few words from those. Who also loves our moms, from your dads.

Congratulations from dads.

Dear moms, well, who won. Who is better, girls or boys?

The song "Girls - boys, such naughty ones."

Dance with hearts "Good gentle mother."

We give hearts (balloons heart)

Moms are gentle, moms are sweet.
The best, very happy.
Children congratulate you on the holiday.
They only wish good things in life.
Don't get sick, don't get old
Sing, love and be beautiful. Happy holiday.
We invite you to a common dance.

Inna Karunka

"The best Mom in the world!"

(Based on the fairy tale "The Best Mom" ​​by Olesya Emelyanova)

Action one.

On stage: a couch with a pillow and a blanket, a table, 2 chairs.

A hare sleeps on a couch, covered with a blanket. The chirping of birds is heard. A hare mother enters the stage, smiles, approaches her son.

Hare: Ushastik, son, get up. The sun has already woken up, and you are still sleeping.

Ushastik: Well, mom. I want to sleep.

The hare rolls over to the other side. The hare gently shakes his shoulder.

Hare: Get up, couch potato!

Eared: But the owlet's mother never makes him get up so early.

The hare is covered with a blanket with his head. The hare pulls the blanket off him.

Hare: So it’s owls, and we are hares! Get up, my dear, it's time for breakfast.

The hare reluctantly gets up and wanders to the table, sits down at the table. The hare is making the bed at this time.

Hare: And who will wash for you?

Ushastik: I don't want to wash my face! (Naughty.) Here, fish never wash themselves, and I won't!

Hare: So it’s fish, and we are hares!

Ushastik: What did you do, "hares" and "hares"? All the animals sleep when they want, play with whom they want, walk where they want, and you: “That’s impossible! This is impossible! Tired!

Hare: Well, little one, don't be capricious. Look what carrots I brought from the garden! Carrots grew smooth and sweet.

Bunny eats a carrot. Mom is cleaning the room.

Hare: Well done! Now you can go for a little walk, just don't linger and don't be late for dinner.

The bunny leaves. The curtain.

Action two.

On the stage: a stump, a bush, a puddle with reeds.

The Hare enters the stage with a twig in his hand, dragging it behind him and reasoning on the go.

Ushastik: And why do all mothers, like mothers, are better than mine? Come on, I’ll look for a mother who won’t wake me up early, force me to wash and clean up, and won’t forbid anything at all!

Mama Frog jumped out of the backstage with her frogs. They play merrily, depict splashing and splashing. Mama Frog sees the Hare.

Frog: Hey, baby, come to us! (Waving to him.)

Frogs: Come to us!

The hare rejoices and jumps into a puddle with a run, everyone laughs and splashes joyfully.

Frog: Oh, are you? Well hold on!

(Jumps into the middle of the swamp, starts splashing, throwing and croaking the loudest. Cheerful music sounds. Everyone is having fun.)

Ushastik: Can you be my mom?

Frog: Of course! I liked you right away too.

Frogs: Hurrah! Long live Bunny!

Ushastik: Mama frog, I'm very cold and wet. Please wash me and dry me with a warm towel. Also, I want hot tea and cabbage pie.

Frog: I have no time! And in general, my girlfriends have been waiting for me, we definitely need to croak heart to heart. (The frog looks at the clock and disappears from view in a few jumps. The frogs follow her.)

Ushastik: And what about me? (Looks after them confusedly.)

The rabbit cries and leaves. The curtain.

Action three.

On the stage: an oven, a table, a bench, on the table there are dishes with food, which are constantly put on the stove, then put on the table by Mom-Mouse, depicting chores.

Mom-Mouse appears on the stage, leads the Mice with her.

Mouse: Wake up, my little ones! Wake up my darlings! Now you need to eat well! (Feeds them, serving them food. Suddenly freezes, listens.)

Mouse: It looks like someone is crying. (He runs away to opposite kudis and immediately returns, leading a sobbing Hare with him.)

Mouse: What are you, my little one, what happened to my eared one?

Eared: I... I...

Mouse: Yes, you are completely wet and all dirty. Are you hungry, poor thing? (She throws a towel over him, wipes him off, sits him down at the table with the mice.)

Ushastik: Uh-huh. (Sobs.)

Mouse: Help yourself, little one.

(Begins to fuss near the stove. He rushes about between the stove and the table. The hare is eating.)

Ushastik: (Chews and says to the Mice, they nod.) This is a real mother!

Mouse: Oh, you are my smart ones, oh you are my good ones, oh you are my sweethearts! And you, my eared one, eat, eat more, grow faster.


Ushastik: Mom-mouse, I already overate on pies, can we go for a walk? (Mice with a squeak hide under the table.)

Mouse: (Frightened.) What are you! What you!

Mice cautiously peek out from under the table.

Mouse: You can't go there, you are still very small. Here grow up (The mice sit down on the bench again, eat., become big, then you walk up. And now eat, my little one, eat, my eared one.

Ushastik: Yes, I don’t want to eat anymore! I want to walk! (The mice again hide under the table.) And I'm not small at all. Yes, I'm bigger than you!

Mouse: And you will grow up, you will become even more. Do you want me to tell you a story about a cat?

Eared: No thanks!

The hare jumps up and runs away from the table backstage, everyone looks after him in confusion. Then, Mom-Mouse picks up the Mouse and takes them backstage, sentencing.

Mouse: Well, what did you eat, my little ones? And now you need to sleep! And when you sleep, we will eat again ...

Action four.

On stage: stove, table, bench, dishes.

On the stage, the cubs are cleaning, someone near the stove is cooking, someone is wiping the dishes with a rag, etc. An angry mother Fox enters, leading the Hare by the scruff of the neck.

Lisa: Why are you chilling? Do nothing? I'll find you quickly!

Gives him a broom. The hare starts sweeping the floor.

Fox: (Preens up near the mirror, then turns to the foxes there. Strictly.) Well, here's what: I'm leaving, and when I return, so that the hole is cleaned, the dishes are washed, the flowers are watered, the linen is washed, dinner is prepared! All clear!

Fox cubs: (Amicably and loudly.) Yes, mom!

Fox: (Turns to the Hare sternly.) Why are you silent? Didn't you understand something?

Ushastik: (Battering with fear.) Yes, mother ... (Begins revenge with even greater zeal.)

The fox looks in the mirror, straightens her hair and leaves singing backstage.

Ushastik: And what about you, is your mother always so angry?


Foxes: (Simple.) Well, yes. (With delight.) But she is the most beautiful in the forest! And it's better not to argue with her!

Ushastik: (Thinking.) Well, no! I don't need a mom!

The hare gives the broom to one of the foxes and runs away. The cubs stare after him for a moment, and then continue to do their own work. The curtain.

Action five.

On stage: a couch with a pillow and a blanket, a table, a bench.

You can hear the trilling of birds and the singing of the cuckoo. The Cuckoo enters the stage with the Hare.


Cuckoo: Here we are, baby! You come in, settle down, and while I ... fly off., I will bring you for dinner ... ripe carrots! (Going to run away.)

Ushastik: (Stops her.) Mama Cuckoo, can I come with you?

Cuckoo: Don't be afraid, I'm fast. Roundtrip! Ku-ku!

The cuckoo disappears backstage. The hare walks around the stage.

Ushastik: (Surprised.) How strange, such a small bird, but lives in such a huge house. She probably has a lot of children ... Oh, and I'm tired today ... (Yawns, stretches.)

The hare lay down on the couch, covered himself with a blanket. At this time, the Bear with the Bear cub enters the stage, in the hands of a basket. The little bear notices the Hare, gets scared, points to the couch.

Bear: (Indignantly pulls the blanket off the Hare.) What is this!

Ushastik: Oh. Where's my mama cuckoo?

Bear: There is no mother here! And you - get out of here!

Ushastik: Well, please, it’s already dark and scary outside, I was left alone and lost, and I don’t have a mother at all. Please, leave me at home, be my mother!

Bear: Well, okay, stay. But then go through the raspberries, and Mishutka and I will sleep for now.

The she-bear lays the Bear cub on the couch and goes backstage. The hare sorts out raspberries in baskets. The trills of birds are heard. The hare wipes his forehead, he is tired. Bear enters, stretching, holding a bucket.

Bear: Hey, you slacker, bring water, but hurry up!

The hare takes the bucket and leaves. The she-bear gently wakes up the cub, sits him down at the table, puts a pot of honey in front of him. The Hare enters, the Bear takes the bucket and gives him an empty pot.


Ushastik: (Crying.) How is it, mother bear? I did not sleep all night, I went through all the raspberries, I went for water, but Mishutka did nothing. Him porridge with honey and jam, and me the rest. It's not fair!

Bear: Leftovers are sweet! (Yawns.) And why isn't it fair? Mishutka is my own son, and you are a stray! Be happy with what you got! Listen, Mishutka and I will go to visit, and you chop wood, sweep the hut, sort out the grits. I'll come and check.

The she-bear and Mishutka leave, and the Hare looks after them.

Eared: Looks like they left. And it's time for me!

The bunny runs away. The curtain.

Action six.

On stage (Hare's house): a couch with a pillow and a blanket, a table, 2 chairs.

Mom-Hare is sitting at the table, crying.

Hare: My only son is gone, my Ushastik is gone. It must have been eaten by a gray wolf. But my Ushastik was so kind, so obedient. There is no more my bunny ... (Crying.)

The Hare runs onto the stage, hugging his mother.


Ushastik: Mom, I'm here, I'm alive! (Hugs, cries.) I love you very, very much! You are the best mother in the world! And I don't need another mother!

Happy Hare and Hare are hugging. The curtain.

Tatyana Popova
Theatrical performance for Mother's Day using ICT technologies for the middle group

Theatrical production for Mother's Day

from using ICT technologies for the middle group.

Foreword:

Music sounds, the first curtain opens, the lights are dimmed. A projector with a video about space is pointed at the blue curtain. Voice behind the scene:

“When the day passes and the sky becomes dark, stars appear in the sky. How many of them are in the sky, shimmering and beautiful, distant and incomprehensible. How many great and simple minds have tried to reveal the secret of their existence. Endless myriads of constellations, nebulae, galaxies. The vast expanses of space, where we are a grain of sand in the universe...

Where we are not alone.

If you look at a shooting star, you can make a wish and it will certainly come true. Everyone in this world has a dream. And what did one boy dream about, who lived far, far away on a small planet? He dreamed of finding himself someone close and dear, so as not to be lonely. And who knows, maybe one day dreams will come true...

Asterisk peeps out of the middle of the curtain, runs to the music, "falls", blows shimmering dust from his palm and leaves. The curtain opens.

Act one: (Start)

The little prince is sleeping on the bed. On the projector is a picture of the night. Children around the hall at their points: flowers, sun and rose - everyone is sleeping. The music sounds, the stars run out - they dance. At the end of the dance, one of the stars drops a drawing of his mother near the boy and everyone runs away. The parable begins (voice behind the scene).Slides.

Once, the Little Prince, who lived on a distant planet, had an amazing dream. In a dream he heard someone's voice:

I will give you an angel who will wait for you and take care of you.

The boy thought and asked:

Here on my planet I only sing and laugh, this is enough for me to be happy.

Your angel will sing and smile for you, you will feel his love and be happy.

Then the little prince said:

I heard that there is evil in the world. Who will protect me?

What is my angel's name?

Action two: (world of the little prince)

Dawn is coming (slide, music sounds, "Sun" wakes up. Several children depict the awakening of the sun - dance. Then M. P. wakes up, sees a drawing near the bed, examines it, then takes a watering can, goes to water the flowers, this also wakes up the flowers (elements of dance in place).The last one to wake up is Rose, the flowers run around her and leave.

THE ROSE: Good morning!

PRINCE: Good morning Rose

THE ROSE: Why are you so thoughtful? It's such a beautiful morning today!

PRINCE: Last night I had a strange dream. In a dream, I heard a voice that told me about my mother (shows drawing) Who is this mom?

THE ROSE: Who coined the word "mum",

Who first spoke it?

So sweet, dear

For everyone the most important thing!

Well, what's wrong with this word?

You will speak, and the spirit freezes -

It has a lot of bright native,

It has a lot of the most gentle hands.

After all, mom's hands are like wings

Protect and store

From all suffering, blizzards, pain

From all adversity and loss.

Mom's eyes are the sky

shining above the earth,

After all, everyone knows, wherever you are,

PRINCE Q: Where can I find it?

THE ROSE: Your heart will tell you. You must find her.

PRINCE: And what about you, who will look after you?

THE ROSE: Don't worry, I have spikes that will protect me, I can handle it. Farewell, little prince.

PRINCE: Farewell, beautiful Rose!

The boy takes a few steps forward, the second curtain closes, the light dims. The stars appear and the prince is danced to the first planet.

Act Three: (planet travel)

The lights come on again, marching music is heard. The boy looks around and sees the approaching guards. The guards take the boy to the palace. The curtain opens. Slide.

The king sits on the throne, subjects are in front of him, everyone is busy with his own business. An orchestra sits aside, and amuses the king. The music of the orchestra ends, the king drives away the retinue and seeing MP smiles and claps his hands.

Addresses the guards

KING: How cute, where did you find this boy?

GUARD: Your Majesty, it fell from the sky!

KING: From the sky, how amazing, well, well, so be it. Now I will have a new subject! (claps hands) Who are you and where did you come from?

PRINCE: I flew here with the stars in search of my mother. (approaches the king and shows the picture). The king looks at the image without much interest and begins to yawn.

KING: Mom, but it's not so interesting, why do you need it?

PRINCE: Mom is a guardian angel!

KING: I have a retinue that amuses me great! Stay in my kingdom and you won't regret it!

Dance of the king and retinue.

PRINCE: No, I can't stay here, I'm going to look for my mother.

The curtain closes, the lights go out, The stars carry the boy into the world of shadows.

Mysterious sounds are heard everywhere. The curtain opens again, behind it is a white translucent curtain, the light from the side of the screen is directed at it.

Who are you (echo)- who are you.

Take a look - take a look...

Here - here

Take a look - take a look.

Go - go

We are waiting for 2.

In the world of shadows-2r.

We'll take-2p.

Shadows come out from behind the curtain, approach the prince, want to put him to sleep. The boy drops the drawing, one of the shadows picks it up, the drawing begins to glow. (for example, with a small flashlight). The shadows are afraid of the light and run away. The stars come and take the boy to the planet of scientists and inventors. The curtain closes.

The curtain opens:

On the slide is a map of the starry sky. Near her, two scientists in white coats measure the distance, the third with a tablet in his hands writes down the readings, the fourth studies the globe, the fifth looks through the flasks (test tubes). M. P is behind the curtain.

1 scientist: Did you hear, colleague?

2 scientist: What's the news, my friend?

1 scientist: Today at dawn

the star suddenly fell!

3 scientist: I'm afraid you're wrong

It's not a star that has fallen!

4scientist: Yes? Pretty weird...

What or who then!

3 scientist: The boy flew to us!

ALL: But what did he want?

The prince enters.

PRINCE: Hello, friends!

I flew to you from another planet!

I've been looking for my mom...

1 account: Mom is not here anyway.

PRINCE: But what should I do how to be?

2 EDUCATIONAL NY: Do you want to open the galaxy?

3 scientist: Do science with us!

PRINCE: (sad) No, life without a mother would be torment!

Scientists confer with each other...

4 students ny: Then you fly to the Earth!

ALL: There you will meet your mother on the way!

PRINCE: Farewell!

The prince with the stars is transferred... The curtain closes...

Mom comes out with a cradle, night, a woman shakes the crib (image of a born little prince).

Your angel will sing and smile for you, you will feel his love.

Your angel will protect you even at the risk of your own life.

His name doesn't matter. You will just call him Mom.

The song sounds "Here's the first star", the heroes begin to go out and line up in dots. Ped. The line-up sings the song at the end "Who invented you starry country".

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Scenario of an unconventional holiday, dedicated to the day mothers "Warmth of hearts for our beloved mothers"

Goals:
1) cultivate a respectful attitude towards mothers, a desire to help them;
2) to help children enter real life through the game, and mothers to distract from it for a while;
3) create a warm moral climate between mothers and children.

Preliminary work:
1. Selection of fiction for reading and memorization.
2. Selection and learning of songs.
3. Selection of musical screensavers.
4. Selection of costumes.
5. Script development.

Equipment:
- wall newspaper "My mother is the best!";
- drawings of children;
- gifts from children;
- balls;

Technical means:
-music Center;
-record player;
- a projector for showing a video presentation;
-a laptop

Musical numbers:

The course of the holiday

1. Introduction

Presenter 1: good evening we tell you. It is not by chance that we have gathered today, this November evening, in our cozy hall. After all, it is in November that we celebrate such a holiday as Mother's Day. We welcome all mothers and grandmothers who came to our evening, which we dedicated to the kindest, most sensitive, most gentle, caring, hardworking, and, of course, the most beautiful, our mothers.

Host 2: Today you will meet with jokes and surprises, with songs, poems, in general, you can’t count everything. But whether it will be fun today depends on you, dear friends. Because we don’t have professional artists, but each of you, I’ll tell you a secret, is an artist, if you encourage him a little and tune him in a lyrical way.

Presenter 1: Dear friends! Today we have a holiday and we will have fun with our mothers and grandmothers. We are always happy when you have smiles on your faces and the expectation of something unusual. Therefore, today we will try to meet your expectations. And let the grateful spectators do not skimp on applause.

Host 2:- Dear parents: mothers, grandmothers! In honor of today's wonderful holiday, we have prepared a special channel for you
Warmth of hearts for beloved mothers.
Presenter 1: On our holiday information channel you will see the following programs:
- News, “While everyone is at home”, “Through the mouth of a baby”, “Guess the melody”, “Minute of glory”, “Relish”, “Dancing with the stars”, “Field of miracles”.
- And the weather forecast for tomorrow will finish our program.
Host 2:- In addition, the festive channel will be decorated with musical breaks, games and special reports.

Presenter 1:- And now we invite you to familiarize yourself with the main events of this day.

Sounds like "News".

Leading:- So, the news is on the air. Today the whole country celebrates Mother's Day. In Moscow, in Kazan, in Bugulma, in Arsk and in other cities, all children prepare gifts for their dear and beloved mothers. At these moments in educational institution Cadet boarding school "Rescuer" is holding a concert dedicated to this wonderful holiday. Watch live broadcast from the auditorium.

2. Main body

A video screensaver with a song about mother appears on the screen, against the background of her children read poetry.
Read poems about mother.
Reader 1:
Today is a holiday, today is a holiday
Holiday of our lovely mothers!
This holiday, the most tender,
Comes to us in November!
Reader 2:
There is no end to gifts
And in verses words
After all, today is the main holiday
Holiday of our mothers!
Reader 3:
The hall is lit up with lights
He gathered favorite guests.
Fun hour will share with us
The smiles of our lovely mothers.
Reader 4:
On our holiday today
Boredom is not allowed.
We want your mood
It was only rated five.
Reader 5:
Mother! What a good word!
Mom is ready to be there all the time.
In a moment of misfortune, she is always there,
Support with a smile, and a word, and a look.
Reader 6:
Allow me to congratulate you
Leave joy in your soul.
Give a smile, wish you happiness,
Away with adversity and bad weather.
Let the shadow of sadness disappear
On this festive day of yours.
Reader 7:
Mom is like a magician
If he smiles -
Every wish comes true for me.
Mom kisses - the bad is forgotten.
New day, happy day
Starts right away.
Reader 8:
Oh, sweet, tender mother!
I offer my respects to you
I love you dear mother
And I will always be by your side!

Reader 1:
Today is some kind of special day.
Both adults and children are concerned.
We are talking about the most tender, sensitive,
About the most important woman in the world.
Reader 2:
Mom - how much is in this word
Sun, light and heat.
Mom is not more precious than you.
You gave life to us children!
Reader 3:
Early in the morning at dawn
Only the birds will sing
Children open their eyes
Mom is called.
Reader 4:
I love you mom! For what? I do not know,
Probably because I live and dream
And I rejoice in the sun and a bright day
For this, dear, I love you.
Reader 5:
I love you, mom, the warmth of your hands
Because you are my most reliable friend
I love you mom! For what? I do not know…
Because you are the only one in the world.
Reader 6:
We gathered a lot of guys in the hall
Their voices are loud and joyful.
The most important holiday of light and good
Our kids are celebrating today.
Reader 7:
Gathered to congratulate
Glorious our mothers.
Dear, dear,
Thank you for everything!
Reader 8:
The golden sun rolled down
The gentle sun turned into a mother
Dear mommy, smile
With your tender heart
You come close to me!
Reader 9:
Our mothers, believe me, it is better not.
Smile, let it become brighter in the hall.
And from those smiles a bright light
For many years, let it not go out for us yet.
Reader 10:
If the sun woke up - the morning shone,
If mom smiled, it was so gratifying.
If the sun hid in the clouds, the birds fell silent,
If mom is upset - where can we have fun!
Reader 9:
So let it always sparkle
The sun shines on people!
Never, you, dear,
We will not grieve!
Reader 10:
How to find worthy words
How to say without extra phrases,
That we are very grateful
That we love you very much!
We give wonderful gifts for the holiday to mom
Bouquets of flowers are bright, airy red balloon.
We also give a song, it rings and pours.
Let mom have fun, let mom smile!

Presenter 1: You see, dear mothers, how children love you! How beautiful and kind, caring and sensitive you are. And it’s not in vain that they say: “Through the mouth of a baby, the truth speaks!”. Now we invite you to the festive program "Through the Mouth of a Baby".

Sounds saver "Through the mouth of a baby."

Host 2: Dear mothers! Children will give you tasks, and your task is to complete them. So, attention!
On the eve of the holiday, the guys from the 5th and 6th platoons painted portraits of their mothers. Today this exhibition is in front of you. Now you should recognize yourself and your artist by the portrait (parents get up and choose their portraits)
Dear parents, on reverse side the names of your children are written, if the name of your child, then you have chosen your portrait.
Presenter 1: Well done, dear mothers. Everyone did their best, chose their portrait correctly, and for this you have a musical gift.

Musical number - "My mother is the best in the world"

Host 2: And we continue our program.
And we invite you to play the game "Guess the melody".

Sounds saver "Guess the melody."

And the game today is extraordinary,
You will definitely guess everything.
There will be songs not pop,
Not folk, not round dance,
And children's famous.
As soon as a melody sounds, you need to quickly guess it, raise your hand and sing or say the name.

The melodies of children's songs are heard.

Presenter 1: Commercial break - Watch a play called "Mother's Day"
The curtain opens. The stage is divided in half. On one side is the parents' room, on the other is the boys' room. Early morning. Mother, in a dressing gown and slippers, uncombed, rushes around the apartment. The sounds of morning exercises are heard from the radio.
Mother: Egor, get up, it's already seven.
Father (wakes up, yawns) Another five minutes.
Mother(goes to the boys room): Vitalya, get up.
Vital(he is older, wakes up, yawns) A: Five more minutes.
Mother: Danichka, get up, my dear. Already seven.
Danil (he is the youngest, wakes up, yawns) A: Five more minutes.
Mother: Get up now. Five minutes yes five minutes, and then all together in the bathroom.
Danil: Let Vitalka go, I'm small.
Mother: Vitaly, get up!
Vitalik: Let Danka get up, he needs to do gymnastics.
Mother: Well, that's enough, get up and go wash, otherwise your father will take the bathroom.
Danil (gets up without opening his eyes, goes to the bathroom): Since I'm small, everyone can mock me.
Mother (kissing him): Well, well, don't grumble, son. (Daniel leaves.) (She wakes up her father again.) Yegor, get up, you'll be late.
Father (stretching.) Is the bathroom already free?
Mother: And while you have breakfast. (Pours tea.) drink it, it will get cold. (Father sits down at the table, leaning a book against the sugar bowl, absorbed in reading) Guys who don't wash, go have breakfast. Grab some milk along the way.
Vitalik(from my room): Mom, I won't have milk, I want coffee.
Danil (from bathroom): I also! I also!
Mother: There is nothing to invent. Children need to drink milk in the morning.
Vitalik: Children? Let Danka drink.
Danil (from bathroom): I'm already big!
Vitalik: Well, you're a smart ass, man. When it suits you, you are small, and at other times you are big.
Mother: Don't argue, boys, go have breakfast.
While there is a dispute between the children, the mother manages to make the bed, put the scattered things in place. She doesn't sit down for a minute.
Vitalik: Mom, tell him to get out of the bathroom.
Mother: Danil, get out of the bathroom, otherwise I'll get you out myself.
Danil: Do not bother me! I wash my ears and neck. Today we have a commission.
Father: What is the commission? What is he talking about?
Mother: What, didn't you hear? Once every two weeks, the sanitary commission comes to the classroom and examines whether their ears and neck are washed.
Father (finished eating): Well, is the bathroom free?
Vitalik enters dressed and grabs a roll from the table, chewing it on the go.
Mother: Vitalik, sit down at the table.
Danil(from the room): Mom, he didn't wash at all!
Vitalik: We don't have commissions anymore. (Suddenly stops in his tracks.) Listen, listen! Twenty-ninth!
Mother: So what?
Vitalik: Natasha's birthday!
Father (from bathroom). That's the thing, Anna!
Mother(preoccupied with breakfast). Terrible cottage cheese, crumbles all the time.
Vitalik: Again, you, mother, forgot to remind about the holiday. I forgot last year too. Where can I get flowers now?
Mother: Why do you need flowers?
Vitalik: For Natasha.
Mother: For what reason? Why?
Father (enters, tying his tie): Just because. (Pulls out money.) Danil, quickly go to the flower shop, buy what you can get.
Danil: I will buy for my teacher her birthday too.
Vitalik: Dad, let him buy me one for my teacher too.
Father: Wow! These are already two bouquets of flowers. Anna, do you have any money?
Mother: Where? You know, payday is far away.
Father: Well, at least a little.
Mother: For what?
Vitalik: Well, mom, we've said it a hundred times. I'm for Natasha, Petka - for the teacher. Flowers!
Mother: Ah yes, birthdays! That's what they would say. I foresaw all this. (Pulls out two boxes of sweets and proudly places them on the table.) Here!
Vitalik: Mom, I need flowers.
Mother: Children! What are you talking about? flower shops still closed for now.
Father: What to do?
Mother: Listen. I have a suggestion: draw flowers on greeting cards. And put it like this. (Pointing to a candy box.)
Danil: That's great! Thanks mommy. (Runs away.)
Vitalik: Mom, draw for me. I still need to call Efremkin.
Danil (runs in with a can of water and paints). I will draw. Oh, mom, Vitalka pushed me.
Mother: Hush, hush, sit next to me and let's draw. What would you think of? (Takes two postcards and draws.)
Vitalik (dials a number on the phone). Hello! Maksimka! Hey! Listen, what did they ask us in literature? Wait, not so fast, I'll write it down now.
Mother (hurriedly draws, writes, speaking aloud). Dear class teacher...
Father (tying a tie in front of a mirror). Anh, and you let him copy the lessons. This one spilled water on the floor. This very minute to the kitchen for a rag!
Danil (looks pleadingly at mother). Mom, wipe yourself.
Mother: Okay, son, let's finish. You take this one, and give Vitalik another one. At the break, color it with colored pencils.
Vitalik: Max, wait a minute. Mom, at recess I have to write off math. You know, I watched a movie on TV yesterday. Color it please! Hello, Maxim? Well, I write, dictate.
Mother: Danechka, color you!
Father: Hell!
Mother: What's happened?
Father: You need a white shirt. I will probably be forced to speak at a solemn meeting.
Mother: Take it there in the box.
Danil: Mom, if the teacher does not take chocolates, I will eat them myself, and I will tell her that you did not want to give money. Can?
Mother(not listening). Okay son.
Father: Anna, there's no button here.
Mother: Let me sew. Children, you haven't had breakfast yet. Vitalik, stop talking.
Danil: We ate, mom, I painted the flower green. Maybe make the leaves red?
Mother (not listening). Okay son! (Gives the shirt to his father.)
Father: Finally, after all, she could have thought before, and not in last moment.
Mother: Vitalik, stop talking!
Vitalik: Mom, I don't want a cottage cheese sandwich.
Father: A half past seven! Wow! (Picks up briefcase.) Well, I'm running.
Danil: Dad, what about the jacket?
Father: My God, you can leave this house naked, no one will pay attention.
Mother: How not to turn? Vitalik! Don't eat this sandwich, it's for you to take away.
Vitalik: Can't you even eat a piece of bread? Mom, give me money, I'll buy myself something to eat on the way.
Danil: What about me, what about me? I also want to buy something.
Father: I hope you don't let them in in those dirty sweaters.
Mother: Yes, sure. (He takes out two white shirts, gives one of them to Danilo, he quickly dresses.) Vitalik, shirt!
Vitalik: Where is my ballpoint pen? Did you pull it off? (Hit brother.)
Danil: Mom, he beats me!
Father: I'm finally leaving. Goodbye. (Exits.)
Mother: Stop fighting or I'll add more... (Puts on Danil's second shirt.)
Danil: Mother! What are you doing?
Mother: Wait, I'll take care of you eventually.
Vitalik: Mom, where is my white shirt?
Danil (helplessly). Mom is pulling on me.
Mother(Gives Danil a slap, pulls off his second shirt.) Couldn't tell before. It stands and is silent.
Vitalik: Mom, give me money!
Mother: I won't give you anything. Go at last! I'm fired from my job because of you. I haven't started getting dressed yet.
Vitalik: You're fine, you're going to nine. Okay, I don't have breakfast. I'll stay hungry. (Takes bag, wants to go out.)
Mother: Wait brother. Daniel, come on, finally!
Vitalik: Goodbye mom!
Danil: Goodbye. (Leaves.)
Mother: (She has Vitalik's shirt in her hands). Vitalik! Put on a clean shirt! (Slams the door.)
Mother (falls into chair in front of mirror). Oh my god, I'm a woman too! (Begins combing her hair, putting herself in order.)
Blackout. Then the stage is brightly lit again, and the Mother appears in front of the curtain. She is tired. sits down on
chair. And then suddenly she remembers her husband and children.
Oh god, it's so late and they're not home yet? Where are they?
The curtain opens. The table is beautifully set. A father and two boys are at the table.

Father: Our dear mother! Congratulations. (They kiss her and present flowers. At this moment, Danil pours milk, Vitaly pushes him, the father runs for a rag and, singing something cheerfully, wipes the floor.) May there always be sunshine, may there always be mother!
Performers line up in front of the curtain and read poetry.
Danil:
You know your mother only at home;
Native hands protect
Home affectionate comfort,
So familiar and familiar.
Vitalik:
But if mom sometimes
Will come tired from work,
Everything:
Warm her with your care
Help her in everything!

"Fanfares" sound, music for the program "Minute of Glory".

Presenter 1: So, the people's program "Minute of Glory" is on the air! The program is opened by young but very talented musicians.
These kids are great!
They are friendly with music.

So, meet young talents!
Musical number performed by children

Musical instruments

Lead 2: Amazing! And now - the program "So far, everyone is at home" and the heading "Crazy Hands".

Sounds saver "While everyone is at home"

Presenter 1: To please the mother, together with the children, we have prepared a surprise for you, dear mothers, grandmothers. We did all this with the guys in our workshop. Please, guys, give your souvenirs to your beloved mothers!

Children give gifts to their mothers.

Host 2: You sang and played
But they haven't danced for a long time.
We invite you, friends,
On the program "Dancing with the Stars".

Sounds like Dancing with the Stars

Let's dance together
So that you don't get bored on the holiday!

The game "Repeat partner" is conducted by Irina Mikhailovna

Presenter 1: We continue our program, dear mothers. And we invite you to the program "Field of Miracles".

The screensaver "Field of Miracles" sounds.

The seniors are leaving.

Miracles happen all the time in our lives, especially at home. Family miniatures.

It's not easy to get kids on their feet - especially in the early morning.

Results of the past year: the father's belt with a buckle was recognized as the best teacher of the year.

Scottish children can hold on not only to their mother, but also to their father's skirt.

Grandma, why do all the children go to school during the day and I go to school at night?
- But because you are studying to be a watchman!

So, son, come here, let's check the diary.
- Hold on, dad.
- So ... Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday - everything is correct! ..

Vovochka comes home from school:
- Mom, we were vaccinated today!
- Against what?
Against our will!

What did you learn at school today? the father asks.
- I learned to prompt without moving my lips.

Modern parents. Mother to father:
- And don't forget to check how Seryozha downloaded the essay from the Internet!

There is a feeling as if the first four classes at your child's school are an exciting competition between parents: who draws, sculpts, glues better ...

Mom asks Vovochka:
- Vovochka, why is your diary lying in the corner?
- And I punished him for a deuce!

Mom, they tease me at school as a greedy man!
- Who?
- Give me 100 rubles - I'll tell you!

It's good to have a glamorous father.
- Why?
- The belt does not punish.
Why isn't he being punished?
- Afraid for straziki on the belt.

The father asks his son:
- Well, how are you doing at school?
- Fine! The contract with the fifth grade has been extended for another year!

It has been proven that children with funny surnames grow up strong.

Advice to all parents present in the hall: “Do not put your children in a corner at an early age, because it is during this period that their main facial features are formed.”

If silencers were made for children, they would sell well.

Well, son, show the diary.
What did you bring from school today?
- Yes, there is nothing to show, there is only one deuce.
- Just one?
- Don't worry, dad, I'll bring more tomorrow!
- Dad, can you sign with your eyes closed?
- Yes, why?
- Then sign in my diary.

Mom asks her son:
- What did you ask today?
- Nothing.
- Good. So, you're going to wash the dishes again.

After a conversation in the director's office, the shocked father exclaims:
- Is my son the worst in the class?
- What are you doing! What do you! At school!!!

Policemen's children in children's camps do not smear each other with paste, but circle with chalk!

Dad, I need to tell you something!
- Only briefly and clearly.
- one hundred dollars.

Message on the forum of young parents:
- Last week for the first time took her to school. Please advise if it's worth it?

Do you want your children to grow up healthy and obedient? Pediatricians recommend giving children "Strap".

Mom, I didn't want to tell you... I called the helpline three years ago...
- So what?
- I said that if I do not solve the problem in mathematics, my mother will kill me .... They solved it for me!

Host 2: And now, as we promised, the weather forecast for tomorrow.

The screensaver sounds.

Presenter 1: Sunny weather will continue on the territory of our country tomorrow. In the coming days, precipitation in the form of fog and tears is not expected. In general, remember that immediately after autumn - winter comes, and after winter - spring comes, give each other good mood and the warmth of your hearts!

Host 2:
Let the world be beautiful
And it doesn't take a genius.
To revive the planet
For new generations.
And on earth, on the whole wide earth
Suddenly at once
Our happiness will come.

Final song.