Christian sketches for February 23 for men. Scenarios for Defender of the Fatherland Day ★ (February 23). Funny scene "Three girls under the window"
"Come on, boys!"
Event progress:
Lead 1 .
On February 23, our country celebrates Defender of the Fatherland Day!
Today we have gathered to congratulate the strong half of our class on the upcoming holiday "Defender of the Fatherland Day"
1 girl
KARINA! Go here!
Let's talk to you
While everyone is gone for breakfast
After all, 23 tomorrow!
2 girl
What? 23? So what?
Why is this day so good?
1 girl
Well, of course, a holiday for men!
There is only one such day in a year!
We must congratulate all the defenders of the country.
And we must congratulate our boys!
2 girl
What have our guys got to do with it?
They are not soldiers yet.
1 girl
But they will grow up and will protect!
2 girl
While they can only offend:
They pull the braid, then push,
They won't let you in, then they'll call you names.
1 girl
Moreover, there is a reason to congratulate-
We will remind them that they are men.
Let's congratulate you on the holiday
We'll arrange some kind of surprise for them.
2 girl
I came up with it! Let's arrange a tournament for them!
1 girl
What tasks will there be?
2 girl
Let's make a competition for agility,
On the mind, ingenuity and knowledge,
For quickness, for skill
Be patient in a serious matter
1 girl
Well then, let's start quickly.
And we will cheer for them today!
Lead 1.
Let's greet our boys, the heroes of today.
Please take their places.
Let's see how our future defenders are growing.
We announce the festive program"Come on, boys!"
A knight must be brave, strong, savvy, and noble.
I declare 1. Contest "Collect the Word."
Boys are given a set of letters (on cards) scattered "PROTECTOR" and are invited to make up a word from them, suitable for our holiday. The winner is the one who composes the word correctly and faster.
Read the word you get.
What qualities should a defender have? (He must be brave, strong, savvy, kind and noble.)
The next competition is announced
2. Competition "Accurate shooter" (bucket, 5 paper lumps)
All the boys line up. In front of them, at some distance, plastic baskets (buckets) are placed and balls are issued.
The purpose of the competition: each team member throws the ball into the basket. Whoever hits the most wins. Each participant throws 5 times.(Sound music)
- They always said about the Russian soldier: "If he does not take it by force, so with wisdom"
Now we will check who is the smartest of you?
3. Competition " Our soldier is rich in mind "
Everyone receives an envelope with cards inside (cut proverbs)
It is necessary to "collect" proverbs.
Who will do it quickly and correctly?
Every man to his own taste.
4. Competition " Faster and Stronger " .
The defender must be strong.
Let's check if you have this quality.
Each team is invited to one participant: the strongest, the fastest. The team representative must inflate the balloon faster than anyone else until it bursts. The winning team is the team that has the fastest burst of the ball.
We offer the boys a rest.
Our girls have prepared funny ditties for you.
Ditties
We start singing ditties
Please don't laugh.
Don't look at us like that
We can be shy!
We sing for you today
And we have one motive,
We really, really want you!
Very dexterous and handsome
Congratulations of course,
Our entire women's team!
Wake up the boys at night
In the very middle
The alphabet they will tell
Without one hesitation!
Don't yawn in class
Be careful everyone
And good grades
will be required!
In the classroom, all the boys
Even very good
And a change comes -
Seek no mercy.
And our boys are very
They love to run and play.
And they promise to study
Four and five!
All the boys are late
The explanation is simple:
And learn in the lesson
It's never too late!
The clock went off
And the boys dream:
It would be a vacation again!
In our class, all the boys
They love to excel.
Who draws, who sings,
Someone's having fun!
All the ditties are quailing
Yes, that's how we are good!
You clap more amicably
We tried our best!
5 Contest "The cleverest"
And now we offer our captains to measure their strength. Each of you needs to answer the questions. Listen carefully. Each correct answer is evaluated.
(questions are asked in turn to each captain)
What does a toad eat in winter? (nothing, she sleeps in winter)
What do hungry wolves walk on in winter? (on the ground)
What happens to a cat when he turns 2 years old? (the third is coming)
Why do ships go to sea? (from the coast)
What kind of dish can you not eat anything from? (From empty).
You, yes I, yes we are. How many in total? (Two).
What will happen on the thirtieth of February? (Nothing: there are 28 or 29 days in February, there are no 30 days).
What stands in the middle of the earth? (Letter "M")
6. Competition "Who is Stronger"
A line is drawn on the floor. The participants are holding hands (with the right hand), trying to pull the opponent to their side.
7. Sleight of hand competition. Pass the water with a spoon (pour water from a glass into a jar). The team with the most water in the bank wins.
(read by girls)
1. We wish you forever:
So that life is not shy,
May it be with you forever
Boyish courage.
2. Learn just five
We will help you!
Only, mind you, do not ask
And, of course, don't fight!
3. Good health
We want to wish you.
Best of all to ski
And beat everyone in football!
4. May good luck be with you
Only you are friends with us.
You help us in everything,
Protect us from others!
5. In general, lovely boys,
We will tell you a secret:
Better than you in this world
No one, of course!
6. We congratulate the boys
And we wish them health
So that they grow big
They were excellent students.
7. And boys on this day
Even though they are not babies
But such rascals
8. Mischievous tomboy,
As in childhood, their fathers.
They all look like dads,
Much younger than them.
9. So, they will grow,
Standing up for the defense of the country.
To accumulate strength for them,
We must give gifts.
So that there is one for everyone,
Well, all for one,
So as not to be afraid of anyone!
To be friends with girls
Protect them and love them
Eat a gummy
You will be all right.
Giving gifts to boys.
Thank you all for your attention, for the enthusiasm and ringing laughter,
For the excitement of the competition, which ensured success.
Now the moment of farewell has come. Our speech will be brief:
We say: "Goodbye, see you happy new meetings!"
TEA
Prepare the sleigh in the summer and the cart in the winter.
Amicably - not overweight, but apart - at least give it up.
The root of learning is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
Every man to his own taste.
For the beaten - two unbeaten give.
It’s not a gift, but attention.
The careless one drinks water, and the caring one drinks honey.
Spring is red with flowers, and autumn is sheaves.
Prepare the sleigh in the summer and the cart in the winter.
Amicably - not overweight, but apart - at least give it up.
The root of learning is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
Every man to his own taste.
For the beaten - two unbeaten give.
It’s not a gift, but attention.
The careless one drinks water, and the caring one drinks honey.
Spring is red with flowers, and autumn is sheaves.
We start singing ditties
Please don't laugh.
Don't look at us like that
We can be shy!
We sing for you today
And we have one motive,
Congratulations on the twenty-third
We really, really want you!
Every boy in our class
Very dexterous and handsome
Congratulations of course,
Our entire women's team!
Wake up the boys at night
In the very middle
The alphabet they will tell
Without one hesitation!
Don't yawn in class
Be careful everyone
And good grades
will be required!
In the classroom, all the boys
Even very good
And a change comes -
Seek no mercy.
And our boys are very
They love to run and play.
And they promise to study
Four and five!
All the boys are late
The explanation is simple:
And learn in the lesson
It's never too late!
The third quarter is already in full swing,
The clock went off
And the boys dream:
It would be a vacation again!
In our class, all the boys
They love to excel.
Who draws, who sings,
Someone's having fun!
All the ditties are quailing
Yes, that's how we are good!
You clap more amicably
We tried our best!
1. We wish you forever:
So that life is not shy,
May it be with you forever
Boyish courage.
2. Learn just five
We will help you!
Only, mind you, do not ask
And, of course, don't fight!
3. Good health
We want to wish you.
Best of all to ski
And beat everyone in football!
4. May good luck be with you
Only you are friends with us.
You help us in everything,
Protect us from others!
5. In general, lovely boys,
We will tell you a secret:
Better than you in this world
No one, of course!
6. We congratulate the boys
And we wish them health
So that they grow big
They were excellent students.
7. And boys on this day
Congratulations to all of us are not too lazy.
Even though they are not babies
But such rascals
8. Mischievous tomboy,
As in childhood, their fathers.
They all look like dads,
Much younger than them.
9. So, they will grow,
Standing up for the defense of the country.
To accumulate strength for them,
We must give gifts.
10. Here's an orange for all of you,
So that there is one for everyone,
Well, all for one,
So as not to be afraid of anyone!
To be friends with girls
Protect them and love them
Eat a gummy
You will be all right.
The following scene can be used with equal success both as part of a school event and for a corporate party.
Scene for February 23 "How to kill the army"
On the stage is a table on which a sign
[Agency "Slopes from the Army"]
Leading: V modern world more and more conscripts are trying to find a way to avoid military service. For each conscript who turns to us, we will find a worthy way to get rid of the army.
Method number 1
In the military registration and enlistment office, conscripts are sitting at the ophthalmologist's office. The first conscript enters the office.
Doctor: Do you see the top line?
Conscript: I see!
Doctor: And the second one?
Conscript: I see!
Doctor: Do you see the next one even lower?
Conscript: No!
Doctor: So you're going to be snipers! Next come in!
The second conscript enters.
Doctor: See the top line, young man?
Conscript: I see!
Doctor: And lower?
Conscript: No, I don’t see!
Doctor: So you go to the navy to serve. Next, come in!
The third inductee enters.
Doctor: See the top line?
Conscript: No, doctor, I don't see!
Doctor: Sly what. You're going to serve in intelligence!
Leading: Yes, not really good example... Well, then we offer another, more reliable way to avoid the service.
Method number 2
Two conscripts are sitting at the door of the medical board. One is calm, the other is praying. The first one asks:
- Why are you praying so?
- I don’t want to go to the army, I’m afraid.
- And I know how to help you!
- Let me knock out your front teeth now, and then no one will certainly take you into the army!
— (uncertainly) Well, if only it will definitely help ... come on.
(The first conscript swings and imitates a blow to the face. The second covers his face with his hands and goes to the doctor. During this time, he has to close up his front teeth with a piece of black paper. After a while, the recruit leaves the doctor's office, cheerful, smiling with his “toothless” mouth.)
- Well, didn't they? I told you ...
— (interrupts, speaks lisp) Nope, they didn't get it! I have a flat darn!
Leading: The method is somewhat bloodthirsty, well, what our conscripts sometimes do not agree to do in order to avoid the army.
Method number 3
The conscript sits in the neurologist's office and says:
- This is all Santa Claus is to blame, he confused everything. I asked him fifteen years ago to give me a gift New Year military uniform. And only now I received it.
Psychiatrist at this time he writes something. Then he asks
- Do you have mental disorders?
Conscript: (scared) - N-no.
The psychiatrist jumps up abruptly and, bending over to the conscript, shouts:
- And if I find it !!!
Leading: And these are not all the options that our agency is ready to offer to everyone ...
(all the recruits enter, by the collar they push the presenter from the stage. The sign with the inscription is thrown out after him.)
About the beloved army
Knows old and young.
And she is invincible
Today everyone is happy.
There are soldiers in the army
Tankmen, sailors
All the strong guys
They are not afraid of enemies!
And we are ready to serve too,
Become the defenders of the country.
Day and night native land
Protecting from war!
Scene on February 23 at the school "Three heroes"
In a glorious city ...
Once upon a time, did not grieve
Three heroes.
Every kid here knows them,
He knows, and you, and me.
(three heroes enter the stage
Ilya Muromets:
Yes, life is good now
Agree with me, Alyosha.
There is peace and quiet in the world,
Our army is resting.
Alesha Popovich:
Our strength is with us,
Brave druzhinushka.
Just let the enemy stick his nose
Let's show him what and how!
Nikitich:
To make people sleep sweetly
We will be on guard of the world
Day stand, and night stand,
Let there be grace in the country.
Ilya Muromets:
Russia has always been strong
Impenetrable as a wall!
Proud of his army
Our strong country.
Alesha Popovich:
Our swords are ready
We will lay down for Russia, they will only say.
Nikitich:
Ilya Muromets:
And the young boys
Our parting order.
You must serve in the army
This is your duty, not an order!
Scene for February 23 for schoolchildren
1 princess: Oh and boring! Nothing interesting, nothing to do at all.
2 princess: Well, let's come up with something like that!
3 princess: For example?
2 princess: For example, we will declare war on someone.
1 princess: Oh, I beg you! War is not in vogue now!
2 princess: Maybe we can find suitors for ourselves?
1 princess: I wonder where are you going to look for them?
3 princess: I don’t need any kind of groom. I want a strong, strong, smart, worthy!
1 princess: Yes, and I would not refuse such, if they exist at all.
2 princess: Look around you! There are so many of them divorced, grooms! Can't we find a single worthy one in our kingdom?
1 princess: I propose to arrange a competition between the stronger sex. Let's test their strength and dexterity, ingenuity and erudition. We will choose the best as grooms.
2 princess: Come on! Herald! ( The herald enters with a scroll. One of the princesses says something to him quietly, he pretends to write it down. After that, he goes to the middle of the stage, unfolds the scroll and reads loudly):
Listen! Listen!
And don't say you haven't heard!
The entire male population needs
Report to the royal palace
To participate in competitions!
A worthy prize and a royal dinner await the winner!
(After this announcement, the guys-participants go up to the stage).
Comic scene for February 23 for schoolchildren "Recruits"
(The recruits arrived in part. The ensign built everyone)
Ensign: So, youngsters! Come on, let's go live, lined up! Leave talking! Keeping up with me! Attention! Set aside! Be equal! Attention!
(While the ensign speaks, he walks along the line all the time. Finally he stops near one of the recruits)
Ensign: Explain to me, soldier. Why did you join the army?
Soldier: I want to defend my homeland.
Ensign k: Right, but what else?
Soldier: Service will make me strong and strong!
Ensign: You are right.
Soldier: And in general, no one asked my consent!
(The ensign frowns and moves away from the soldier, stops in front of the formation)
Ensign: Well, let's get to know each other! Ivanov!
Ensign: Petrov!
Ensign: Sidorov!
Prapor: Are you brothers?
- No, namesakes!
Private 1: Smirnov. Education: eight grades.
Private 2: Zaitsev, specialized secondary.
Private 3: Novikov, Moscow State University.
Ensign: What? What?
Private 3: MSU ...
Ensign: Why are you all humming there? Can you even write?
Private 3: (shrugs) I can ...
Ensign: Who among you knows how to cook, step forward!
(one soldier steps forward)
Ensign: - You will be a cook! Have you ever had to cook in large cauldrons?
Ensign: And what did you cook?
- Asphalt!
Ensign continues along the line.
Ensign: Why is the belt relaxed? What are you, Rimbaud, or what? And you, private, that you are spinning like a fly on a moped?
(Stops beside another recruit)
Ensign: What's with the hand?
Private: And this blood was taken from a finger.
Ensign: Why is the hand in a cast?
Private: I didn't give ...
A latecomer runs in.
Ensign: Where have you been?
Private. In the toilet.
Ensign: You would still go to the theater! Now remember: on the command "Become!" all must immediately take their place in the ranks. Most of all I hate being late!
Sidorov: Is there such a word?
Ensign: I see, comrade soldier, you are too smart!
Sidorov: Who am I?
Ensign: Well, not me ?! Consider that I do not like latecomers!
(Ensignstops in front of one of the recruits who has no arm)
Ensign: Eco are you so ?! Where have you lost your hand?
Soldier: Torn off ... when they dragged here ...
Where should I wear a headdress? On the head. Otherwise, you can get meningitis. Meningitis is a very terrible disease. After her, they either die or become fools. My brother and I were sick: my brother died, but I was lucky.
Private: Comrade Warrant Officer, can you ask ...
Ensign (interrupts): Well, why are you? Then ask. Now, Rota! Left! Step-march! One, two! (everyone leaves the stage to the sound of the march)
Scene on February 23 for preschool children
Small nursery rhymes about dad.
My dad is the best
He is kind, a little strict.
Works as a driver
Traveled all roads.
Misha:
Not true best dad
Of course I have!
He is affectionate and glorious
Gave me a horse!
Lisa:
My dad is not a driver
He catches bandits at night.
My dad is a cop
He is very, very brave!
Kolya:
And mine comes in the evening
He hugs me.
My dad is the best
He reads me fairy tales.
My dad is the best!
He is a doctor, he heals people.
Playing games with me
Spends the whole evening!
Dasha:
Without a doubt,
My dad is the best.
He prepares the jam himself,
She gives us flowers with my mother!
Kostya:
My dad is the best in the world
He is smart, the most honest.
My daddy's hero to me
And there is no more wonderful!
Today is an important occasion
And there is an opportunity
Tell you you're daddy
Together: The best in the world!
In addition to hackneyed traditional greetings and gifts, as a surprise or unusual eyeliner under competition program theatrical performances will come in handy. These scenes will perfectly fit into any scenario of the February 23rd holiday.
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Characters
A Soldier walks along the road, stops.
Soldier. Eh, and for a long time I go! I'm tired. It would be necessary to rest. When a soldier is alone, he is his own commander. Now I will command myself: "Halt!" And I'll sit on a tree stump and eat a pie.
The soldier sits down and has a pie.
Soldier. Well, it seems like I rested. I gained strength. Now you can go back on the road ... But I feel something is missing. What?
The soldier looks around.
A Magpie is jumping on a tree branch.
Magpie... Hello, soldier, my clear falcon, gilded the foot, I'll tell you the truth what you are missing. Give me a pretty penny.
The soldier looks in his pockets. He finds a ten-ruble coin and gives it to Soroka!
Magpie... Oh, you give a lot, falcon!
Soldier... Yes, small money is hard for a soldier to carry. Yes, and I read somewhere that magpies love to collect shiny objects. So this is for your collection.
Magpie... Thanks for that. Now I'll tell you what you are missing - mood!
Soldier... Where can I get it on the road?
Magpie... You see, flowers are growing, take any, that's the mood and will rise.
Soldier(looks). There is a rose, a carnation and a chamomile, which one to take?
Magpie. Take a rose, it is the most beautiful. With her at least to the ball!
Soldier. Rose is very stately!
Magpie. Take the CARNATION. She is strict, you can put her in the buttonhole of your jacket.
Soldier. Don't tell me about the jacket, they'll make your mood go down to zero! Magpie. Take a chamomile, it is like a little sun.
Soldier(looks). Yes, it's true yours, magpie, so charming chamomile, ours, field. Take the chamomile and the mood will take its combat position again. You can tell fortunes on a camomile for good luck! After all, what is the main thing for a soldier? Luck!
We offer mini-sketches by February 23, 2020 for schoolchildren of grades 5-6, which can be staged at the holiday in honor of Defender of the Fatherland Day. Viewers will love these hilarious miniatures.
Miniatures for February 23 for boys from girls at school
One of them says:
- It's good to be a boy! You don't have to braid your braids every day.
- And you also don’t need to help your mom in the kitchen. And wash the dishes behind you ...
- And do the cleaning of the house!
The girls perform the song:
Are our boys made?
Of freckles and crackers
From rulers and batteries
Made by our boys!
From what, from what, from what
Are our boys made?
From springs and pictures
From glass and blotting paper
Made by our boys!
Then a short scene for 23 February for grades 5-6 is performed, in which the boys participate.
- But we can put together a constructor in a few minutes.
- And go through the computer game from start to finish!
- And give back to the one who offends our girls!
- And when we grow up, we will go to the army!
One of the girls objects:
- Well, someone will go, but someone will not!
The guys perform a comic mini-scene for February 23, 2020 for grades 5-6, in which a new recruit Vanya, his father, mother, sister and grandmother participate. Children sing a song to the tune of the song "How my own mother saw me off."
Vania:
- As my own mother accompanied me,
Then all my relatives came running.
Mama:
- Oh, where are you my son,
Oh where are you going?
Wouldn't you, Vanek, be a soldier!
Granny:
- In this army there will be fighters, tea,
- They can do without you, granddaughter.
Sister:
- Wouldn't you go there, Vanya-brother,
Let's go with me to the kindergarten.
We will play tanks, eat porridge,
Shoot a pistol, listen to the nanny.
Vania:
- All my friends have been serving for a long time,
Well, tell me, you are my father, why am I worse than them?
Father:
- I served, and let our Vanek serve,
This means that the Motherland needs such a soldier.
Granny:
- He will freeze, acute respiratory infections will fall ill.
Dress up, my granddaughter, warm.
(Puts on Vanya a scarf and a hat, hands him a string bag with stewed meat and a bunch of bagels).
Sister:
- Here are supplies for you, brother, with a margin,
Well, here's a bottle of kvass.
(Gives Vanya a bottle with a nipple).
Mama:
- Do not forget to take the first aid kit with you!
(He hands Vanya a large cardboard thermometer).
Return to your dear home, you are a hero!
