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I read the statuses of my friends, I passed the philosophy exam perfectly!
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If something hurts, be quiet, otherwise they will hit exactly there ...
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You are needed where you are now. Only what should happen happens. It all starts on time and ends too.
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Thanks to ones alone, zeros become millions.
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In the minibus: "I'm going as a bunny, and you tell me," come out, cow. "
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Understatement gives free rein to fantasy.
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In me they are constantly fighting: a chorus girl and a bitch girl.
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It's always early to die, but it's never too late to start living.
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Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.
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People lie freely with their mouths, but the face still tells the truth ...
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Never, do you hear ... never change class status while intoxicated))
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I'm pretty damn good in bed ... I can sleep for days.
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Life is given once, but it succeeds even less often.
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A man is characterized by four situations: how he fights, how he counts money, how he looks at children and how he ends the relationship ...
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A slight foolishness makes a person invulnerable.
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Smart women have their own personal lives ... And stupid ones always climb into someone else's!
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Any person, without explaining anything to him, can be imprisoned for ten years, and somewhere in the depths of his soul he will know why.
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A wish for which there is not enough money is called a dream.
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"I am a strong man ... but a weak woman."
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A classy person demands everything only from himself, while an insignificant person demands everything from others.
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- Why does a person need 12 meters of intestines?
- So that you don't burn your ass with hot tea.
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Other people's children are not a hindrance to cool men, but fools and their own are a burden ...
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When we are right, no one will remember this, but if we are wrong, you will be constantly reminded of this.
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A minute of reconciliation is dearer than a lifetime spent in friendship.
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Cool is when everyone is at home, there is a house and everything is there.
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I allowed myself the luxury of not communicating with people unpleasant to me ...
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There are no bad people !!! There are only those with whom I am not on the way!
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If God wants to make you happy, then he leads you the most difficult path, because there are no easy ways to happiness.
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Write down all your claims to me on a piece of paper! Make a plane ... and fuck you! Happy flying you and your passengers!!!
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Enrages when they ask: “Have you broken up? Is love gone, tomatoes wilted? " Keep an eye on your garden, summer resident is fucking!)))))))
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I wonder if you remove the date of birth, how many friends will remember your birthday?
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Luxury is when the wrong side is as beautiful as the face ...
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I never listen to great music alone. 3 more floors are listening to it with me.
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Anything that can be settled with money is cheap.
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Happiness is when your relatives and people very close to you are healthy! The rest will be repaired, thrown away, bought, forgotten ...
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It's so good when there are cool people, because of whom you don't go to sleep for a long time in the evening)))
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If God wants to compliment a woman, He gives her a daughter ...
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Over the years you become wiser, but your soul continues to believe in miracles like a child.
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Fate often gives us people who are good for life experience, but not good for life.
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Our age depends on what we have experienced and realized, and not on the number of celebrated birthdays ...
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Everyone is the master of his life, what kind of master you are, such is your life.
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Coolest Morning: Wake Up, Shower, Drink Coffee ... and Go Home!
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The main thing is to get away from unnecessary people at the right time.
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How many people do not be disappointed, they will still surprise you!
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Odnoklassniki is the coolest site. Today they wanted to add to my friends Extension of nails, Stretch ceilings and Plastic windows!
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Remember: if someone turns his back on you, then in return God gives other people who are ready to support you! Know how to recognize them in time and not push them away in any way!
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Better a good swearing person than a quiet, well-mannered bastard.
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If your husband went fishing and brought a mermaid with him, go girls to the seas - there are 33 heroes !!!
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START THANKS TO GOD FOR WHAT YOU HAVE, AND HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU DO NOT ENOUGH.
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You and your best friend are always aware of all the events in the youth get-together. You love to visit the most fashionable and interesting places in the city, you are aware of all the latest movies and music. You have tons of friends all over the world and you love to travel. And despite such a busy life, spend a lot of time on social networks, and everything that happens to you immediately ends up on Instagram or Odnoklassniki. Your photos and observations are always accompanied by the best statuses in the world. But your friend always has cool new sayings ready. "Where do you find them?" - you ask a friend. He just goes to our website Statuses-Tut.ru and selects for his page in social network the best sayings!Of course, in order to be interesting and attract attention, you need to be able to write cool. VK statuses are for the most part cool and interesting. Our site can help you express yourself so that people understand you and so that your statements are not worse than others.
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New VK statuses
In the new year, although it has just begun, many new and interesting sayings have appeared. Everyone is happy about this, because it shows that people continue to think and invent new solutions to old problems. The emergence of new thought forms was influenced by those events that marked the beginning of the new year, and the fact that people changed a little and received new judgments about some old and ordinary things. They say that "the new is the well-forgotten old." In this case, the old truth is only half right. In fact, many statements have no analogues, and you can be convinced of this if you look through the collection of our resource.
Beautiful statuses for VKontatka
As before, great attention is paid to the beauty of thoughts. On our site, as before, Love dominates. The most beautiful statements are dedicated to her. She is the queen and the legislator of that direction of thought, which is dedicated to the sensual side of man.
They speak beautifully about feelings and about relatives. This category of thought forms helps people to get closer and begin to understand each other, forgive mistakes and strive for positive thinking.
VK statuses with meaning
It is worth saying that the administration of our site has long noticed the desire of our users to search and find in our collection that which has a deep meaning. This pleases us and directs us towards replenishing the resource with what speaks of a person's ability to analyze and express themselves in a sophisticated way.
Meaningful statements are our specialty. Can you understand their meaning and appreciate the hidden desires of those who wrote them?
No matter how bad they say about me, I always have something to add. 118
Nothing limits your actions as much as the phrase "do what you want" ... 78
Guys are jealous when they love. Girls are jealous even when they don't love. 82
Can't find an approach to me? Go around! 226 - cool statuses
Comrade, let's go to find out the cash ... 19
Nothing strengthens faith in a person like a 100% prepayment. 32
If you know exactly who is to blame, do not betray yourself. 52
I walk with my eyes closed and a smile from ear to ear, to meet future happiness, across a field of rakes ... 115
From the statement: "How is everything for me ..." Crossed out. "As I am of you all ..." Crossed out. "Yes, you all would go to ..." Crossed out. "Please give me another vacation." 36
Dear Money! I really miss you. I promise to buy a new wallet for you. If you want, you can invite your relatives from Europe or America - I will not object. I will accept everyone! 38
I want chronic health, progressive happiness, recurring success, hypertensive salary, and an eternally pregnant wallet without the threat of miscarriage!))) 47
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The best way to test a guy for loyalty is to ask the sleeping man, in the morning, the question: "Will you go to yours or will you stay with me?" 72
According to statistics, the phrase "How huge it is!" the spider hears most often. 65
Briefly about myself: Year of manufacture 1991, Mileage 20, Light color, Height 162, Blue headlights, Documents on hand, Tuning is present, The body is not broken, not rusty, The roof is in place, but there are no brakes. All options, start up with half a turn. 59
You can't look in the mirror when you eat - you will pass your happiness. And when you drink, you drink. And in the toilet it is generally better not to hang a mirror ... 68
Sex - when he wants, erotic - when she wants, porn - when both want. 52
No money to change wardrobe - change jobs! For the new team, all your old clothes are new. 40
Flowers should be for no reason ... Happiness should be unique ... The house should be warm ... The weather - but it doesn't matter what the weather is! But love should be mutual. 47
All people bring happiness - some by their presence, others by their absence) 70
What would I give to a person who has everything? I would have hit him in the jaw. 19
If men knew what women were thinking, they would be courting twenty times more boldly. 47
Only nesting dolls can live in perfect harmony. 73
I need to call my mom, tell me where I am. - Hello, mom? Where I am? 46
The little boy was watching porn. I didn't understand the film, but I was sweating a lot. 31
The main thing is that they are waiting for you at home, and not waiting for you. 63
Chocolate is twice as delicious if it is impossible) 40
The Lord protects us all. But the shelf life is different for everyone. 47
I am kept by the great ancient Egyptian god of peace and tranquility - DANUNAKH. 74
Every day, people around me prove to me that life without a brain is real. 67
Nobody dies a virgin: life will have us all. 38
