Happy birthday greetings from a gypsy woman. Gypsies at the jubilee. Comic sketches and entertainment Gypsy greetings

Gypsies in bright outfits with incendiary dances, hysterical guitar busting, soulful romances, indispensable fortune-telling and flowery speech, generously interspersed with compliments and jokes - always a show, always a holiday at any event. On this page, sketches with gypsies for the anniversary are selected, but it is easy to transform them for any holiday: a New Year's party, wedding, corporate and other entertainment events - both family and collective.

For gypsy outfits, you will need multi-colored fluffy skirts, large bright scarves and multi-row beads. And Gypsy men can be dressed up in red shirts, hats with bright ribbons, and tucked into their boots. Of course, this is the minimum, so proceed from your capabilities and expediency.

The role of a gypsy does not have to be played by a beauty, because the purpose of the scenes is not to charm the hero of the day and the guests, but to amuse. Therefore, your fortune-teller may have the appearance of a kikimora, be of very solid dimensions, or even completely disguised as a man - it all depends on where and for whom the entertainment is held. The main thing is that your actor is talkative, resourceful, witty and able to improvise perfectly.

"Fortune-telling" gypsy cards can be printed on cardboard in a much larger format than ordinary cards. On one side, print the "shirt", and on the other there may be options: wishes, predictions, images, photographs - focus on the purpose of the cards and do not forget about humor! If you want to make the "cards" reusable to be used on other holidays (if you are a toastmaster, for example), then laminate them and select a box of the appropriate size.

The "cards" that your fortune-teller uses can be not only props, but also become an interesting gift for the hero of the day. In this boredom on the "shirt" you can make anniversary inscriptions or portray the hero of the occasion. For such cards, also choose a beautiful gift wrap. After the end of the number, put them in it, and solemnly present to the hero of the day as a keepsake.

Scenes with gypsies at the anniversary can be separate numbers, alternating with other entertainments, or they can be assigned a certain part of the event, announcing to those present that a gypsy camp has come to visit them. Alternatively, all those present were suddenly in a gypsy camp. All this is very easy to beat if you have several scenes with different characters and participants in the holiday playing their roles.

Surely, the children present at the festival will take part in the costume show with great pleasure, so either invite the guests to prepare gypsy outfits for the children in advance, or stock up on a heap of scarves and beads to make a quick improvisation.

Another great character in gypsy shows is the learned bear. If you have a suitable clubfoot outfit, then you can shock the guests with bear dances and other things by dressing up a man of suitable dimensions.

The gypsy show at the anniversary and other holidays is not difficult, but incendiary and bright! Improvise, put a sea of ​​imagination and humor into the rooms, and your guests will remember the holiday for a long time!

"Gypsy in love" (hero of the day)

To the melody of the song "Shaggy Bumblebee" comes out, limping, a Gypsy with a bouquet.

(Name of the hero of the day)! soul!
How good you are!
Blossom like a scarlet rose!
And I still will not be cured of chondrosis.

Yes, you apparently did not recognize me, beauty?
Well I was in love with you three times!
Once - when I was still at school.
Then I dreamed about you at night!

And another time - when you are getting married,
Yes, my left leg was taken away.
Otherwise I would have stolen you, dear.
You were the only one so beautiful!

And for the third time I fell in love
When I was treated in a sanatorium.
As I saw you, (name),
My heart ached!

This is what chondrosis does to men ...
Oh, I brought you five roses.
I give the first rose for happiness,
The second and third may bring good luck,
The fourth rose is health, success,
And the fifth is your sonorous and tender laugh.

Well, I almost forgot again,
When I was in a hurry to visit you,
In the neighboring horse camp
I bought (name) for you!

One of the guests comes out to the music and together with the Gypsy they take the hero of the day in a circle.

"Yes, a gypsy, it must have been ..." (to the hero of the day)

Leading:
Our life is a continuous endless road with turns and holes. And she rushes forward like a gypsy wagon, counting minutes, weeks, years along the way. And only on such a big anniversary as this one, we have the right to stop the wagon for a moment and turn back time, remembering what we have lived and experienced.

You hear?
Some kind of noise was heard at the door.
The gypsy camp will be happy
Congratulate on a glorious anniversary!

Pour in wine, black-browed
Let our feast go more cheerful.
Here are the young gypsies
Appeared at our door!

Gypsies enter the hall to music and sing.

We know, even though nature is capricious

"Fortune Teller"
Executor:
From the movie "Ah, Vaudeville, Vaudeville ..."

We know, even though nature is capricious,
Will not change either century or people.
A new fashion appears -
We, gypsies, are invited to the anniversary!
We came to the holiday today,
To sing, dance, tell fortunes.
So that the fun whirls you all,
So that there is no thought of getting bored!

Chorus:
What can I say, what can I say.
People are so arranged.
And we celebrate the anniversary
Today we will be together.

Gypsies:
So greet us,
Welcome guests, amicably.
We propose a new toast
Everyone needs to drink wine!

Gypsy 1 (to the hero of the day):
How long have we been waiting for you
we are waiting!
We do not dare to pour it without permission!

Gypsy 2:
Wait, don't rush, friend,
You drink this liquid now.
Come out darling to the center of the circle
Gypsies tell fortunes for you!

Gypsy 1 (shows a deck of cards):
Here is a deck of divination cards -
Take off one by one.
I'll tell you beautiful
There was something in your destiny.

Take off the first card
And rather answer:
“Yes, a gypsy, it was true,
But I forgot about that! "

Here is a six of hearts -
The grooms stood in a row
The girl drove them crazy ...
Are the cards telling the truth?

Anniversary:
Yes, a gypsy, it was true,
But I forgot about that!

Gypsy 2:
Here is a cross cavalier
He came to you, ordered to accept.
He became your favorite.
Is the card telling the truth?

Anniversary:
Yes, a gypsy, it was true,
But I forgot about that!

Gypsy 1:
You always stood your ground
And even now your gaze is stubborn.
But in life it came in handy ...
Are the cards telling the truth?

Anniversary:
Yes, a gypsy, it was true,
But I forgot about that!

Gypsy 2:
Pour the wine as soon as possible
Let it sparkle in glasses.
There is a reason, and we drink very amicably,
So that everything goes well!

Gypsy 1:
We wish you miracles and luck
There are many faithful, devoted friends.
We cheered you up
On your wonderful anniversary!

“Hereditary fortune teller. Services"

Witchcraft firm 'Magic The Sfera'
Experienced Mage and Necromancer Level 5 Spider Spider Tarantula

- I will help in a quarry, a hole, a ravine, under a bush ...
- Restoration of karma, barracks, aqueduct.
- I get them out of the binge, the dead end, the cockroaches, I carry them across the street, along the route of Susanin ...
- Love spell, lapel, bloat, collar, topsy-turvy, back and front ...
- I see the future, remember the past, state and form the present ...
- Trance, hypnosis, card tricks, weather forecast ...
- I charge water, vodka, creams, anti-dandruff shampoos, new Fairy, batteries ...
- I bring back the infidels, I bring out the lost, I warm the chilled ones, I sing the sober ones, I love ****.
- Fortune telling by hand, on cards, dominoes, guessing riddles ...
- Fortune telling on coffee grounds, old tea leaves, bouillon cubes.
- 100% black magic, 81% white, 78% green, 63% blue, 15% red.
- Work on a personal plot: a conspiracy from the Colorado potato beetle, removing spoilage from tomatoes.
- Flying in a mortar, on a broomstick, broomstick, ‘Samsung & Son’ vacuum cleaner ...
- I arrange a sabbath, a hut, a brawl, barbecue, ...
- For sale church candles, automobile candles, hemorrhoids.
- Work on photos, screenshots, sketches, amateur sketches, isometric drawings.
- And I can also use a typewriter ... and not only on a washing machine and not only on a typewriter ...

"Gypsy fortune-teller"

This number is good for the new year, but you can also perform it for an anniversary, bypassing the guests. The largest paragraph is for the hero of the day, the rest is for the guests.

A gypsy romance sounds. A gypsy appears in the hall.

- Oh, my handsome, why are you looking at me like a cat looking at sour cream? Do you think I'm going to deceive you? I'll tell you, my good one, what I'll tell you: when you drink you need to know when to stop. Otherwise, you can drink less.

So let's pour Russian vodka into overseas glasses and drink to ensure that in the new year, any mood will always be with someone to share. Let's drink to everyone for you and your friends!

Give me your hand, my golden one! I’ll tell you, my dear, and I’ll tell you the whole truth. Oh, I see the road, this is the road of life. She goes up the hill all the time, you will become, my diamond, a big boss. Oh, women will love you, and some men will be interested.
You will have a car. I just can't make out - a white Bentley or a green Oka.
Ah, my dear, I see shine along the line of your life. You will be rich, you will have a lot of money. You can buy a cottage outside the city, because you will pay off an apartment for debts.
Now give me a coin, my rich one, gilded the pen, for what I told you fortune. What do you think I'm lying? Nobody has ever complained about me that I won't say it comes true!

And you, my beauty, laugh in vain. I see the night in your eyes! Dark night, dark, but passionate! And yet, my yacht, your husband, will leave you! Leaves in the morning! He will run for a beer, it will be bad for him, you really have pity on the man, run away yourself!

And you, my clear falcon, have thoughts oh, not good, oh, not good! You yourself do not know what is in your head? So I'll tell you! I'd rather show you! (Further according to the situation, impromptu).

The game "Sound thoughts".

"Gypsy Aza"

A gypsy woman enters the hall and sings couplets in a gypsy manner (melody - at will NS).

Gypsy:
Good evening, gentlemen. I am the gypsy Aza
I came here to you directly by order.
On the table oh piles, oops oops opochs.
That her, and that is yours, and this pile is mine.

Anniversary, dear,
I see you are happy.
How many friends are nearby -
you rather pour them all!

What can I tell you gentlemen -
glad to meet you!
I will dance for you
a whole long evening.

On the hands, bracelets clink slowly,
And all the peasants touch me by the skirt.
This on ne, on ne, on ne, I am not an obsession!
I can tell you fortunes for a reward.

Gilded my pen, just don't be scared
Better not to find Aza, don't even try.

You, my handsome, all your dreams will come true,
And your heart, dear, will be filled with happiness.

Give me your right hand, or maybe your left hand,
For my friends, I will always do everything for free!

The gypsy walks around the table and guesses.

1.
You will live well, swim in luxury,
and you yourself know with whom to enjoy for a long time.

2.
And I'll tell you: smile dear,
because with your smile you are very beautiful.

3.
And I'll tell you - go for it! And you won't miss!
Happiness is near - don't yawn! You will face him soon.

4.
And I will look into your eyes, I see good luck in them,
because this time it couldn't be otherwise!

5.
You, my soul, will soon have grandchildren,
it will be fun then and there will be no boredom.

6.
Our life is changeable
everything in her is changeable,
but luck awaits you
and love will come to you.

7.
There are three lines on the hand
lily petals:
this is you, and this is him,
and this is the two of you.

Gypsy:
Here the cell phone is ringing, they urgently call,
I just don't have days off!
I move the handle, kick it up with a little leg,
Well, you are good, clap your hands.

Ay na ne, na ne, na ne.
Oh, Aza is leaving,
And your business card,
here - it leaves you.

Oh, you are winter nights,
everything is covered with frost,
You call sometimes
I'll come to you then!

"Gypsy woman - fortuneteller"

A gypsy woman enters the hall and addresses the guests:

Good people, I will try to surprise you.
And I am surprised by
That I can predict fate to everyone.
Which of you will guess the riddle,
He will find out his fate.

So my riddle:
Who has the heel behind the nose?
(boot)

The gypsy approaches the one who has guessed the riddle and begins the fortune-telling with him. Further bypasses other guests.

We continue our fortune-telling - gild the handle ...
I wish my predictions come true!

You will be fat and ruddy
You will breed geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor,
shouts loudly: “Smoke break!
Serve lunch wife
And a bottle of wine! "

There are surprises waiting for you in life:
One hundred program TV,
600th "Mercedes"
The house is huge,
Blooming garden
The husband is rich and teetotal
And others are full of miracles!

Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests in it,
And your wife is more beautiful than all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you will come drunk:
The step is uneven, dim eyes ...
The wife will become sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"

If you want to be happy
Then this advice to you:
Eat a kilo of salt for breakfast
And a big bag of sweets.
Then drink some vodka.
You will be happy, for the life of me!

Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in azure waves.
With tan bronze on strong shoulders.

Pots of cabbage are waiting for you
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Aspic by-products
And compote from dry food.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret:
So, you will become a cook!

Kohl does not come out of you
Sissies and crybabies
Then life will give you
New Bucks!

Husband will buy earrings
And fashionable boots
Will wear on his hands
and don't ask for half a liter!

Once you wake up, you will see in the window
A handsome prince on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle, he will pick up, loving,
And he will rush you away to distant lands.

There are many ways and deeds in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the wide road
Will not become a narrow path!

You will definitely get lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up, hurry up!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
You will benefit from lace-up shoes!

You will soon be very rich.
To be known as a millionaire throughout the district!
Because an uncle will be found in America
Leave you an inheritance without looking!

The message has come to you:
There is no salty food today!
And then, you look, yes you will give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Children are born from salty!

To you, so as not to get bored
We must sing and dance.
Don't sleep at all at night
To entertain good people.
If people are happy -
You will become a pop star!

You will be a noble knight
Handsome, strong and simple.
Be able to intercede for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, Begging for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.

There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your skate!

I was chatting here, joking ...
But still she did not please someone.
I see someone's sad eyes ..
Well, there will be songs and dances for you!

Pouch predictions

A gypsy woman can predict not only on cards or guess by hand, but also have a bag of predictions in the form of small pieces of paper rolled into a tube.

You can also glue the predictions to candy and give them to guests, or bake them in cookies (a popular entertainment in some countries). The game can be played for any holiday, and the predictions can be varied.

Prediction options:

• 1. If you take the initiative, success will not be long in coming.
• 2. Very soon important news will come.
• 3. The answer to your question is connected with some man, perhaps well known to you.
• 4. Something new will enter your life that will significantly affect your personality.
• 5. You are not hoping in vain!
• 6. The result of your actions may be unexpected.
• 7. You are on the right track! Do not stop!
• 8. You will finally be able to unlock the rusted lock.
• 9. The results of the case that you have conceived can be disappointing or very surprising.
• 10. The problem is not where you think it is.
• 11. Forward and only forward: the thing you are thinking about is right!
• 12. Your goal is achievable!
• 13. Success will come if you don’t listen to anyone’s advice.
• 14. The time has come for you to doubt and hesitate. But don't be discouraged - everything will work out!
• 15. From sowing grain to harvesting time must pass.
• 16. Lead an ordinary life, but in an unusual way.
• 17. Remember that true partnership can only exist between whole individuals.
• 18. Be attentive to the clues of fate.
• 19. The payoff comes from what you have to part with.
• 20. Act not according to old authorities, but according to what you think is right for yourself.
• 21. It's time to end the old and start the new.
• 22. Don't expect too much and don't think about the end result.
• 23. Finish first what you started.
• 24. Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
• 25. Don't give in to emotions.
• 26. Take a closer look at your health.
• 27. Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
• 28. Focus on the present.
• 29. Don't expect quick results.
• 30. Go with the flow of life without evaluations and attempts to understand it.
• 31. Trust what is happening to you.
• 32. Reflect and do not rush into action.
• 33. It's time to act, even if you are required to jump into the void.
• 34. Do not try to stubbornly show your WILL.
• 35. Unexpected news awaits you.
• 36. Look in the mirror and you will see a charming little face.
• 37. Tomorrow you will brush your teeth, and then your thoughts.
• 38. Your wish will come true this week.
• 39. On Thursday, be careful - an interesting event awaits you.
• 40. Everything will be fine! Just believe!
• 41. A new acquaintance awaits you.
• 42. Expect a surprise. Very soon!
• 43. All your wishes will come true.
• 44. You will soon find the lost thing!
• 45. You will be very surprised at something!
• 46. ​​You will do a useful thing!
• 47. If you want to be successful, you have to look as if you have it.
• 48. The best is the enemy of the good. Don't overdo it!
• 49. The stupidest desire is to please everyone.
• 50. What we pray for is what we receive.
• 51. The winner differs from the loser only in that he rises one time more than he falls.
• 52. In life there is the main and not the main thing, and we often waste energy on trifles.
• 53. Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad as it could have been!
• 54. Do what you must, and come what may.
• 55. The flip side of the crisis is new opportunities.
• 56. When God closes the door, He opens the window for you.
• 57. The road of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
• 58. Never be afraid to do what you do not know how. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. The professionals were building the Titanic!
• 59. It is better to regret what you did, not what you did not do.
• 60. Whoever stands still, he goes back.
• 61. What is not done is for the best.
• 62. No one is defeated until he recognizes himself as defeated.
• 63. The fight is always justified if you know what you are striving for.
• 64. Do not rush into heroes until they call you.
• 65. These people and these events of your life were here because you yourself brought them here. What will happen to them next depends on you.
• 66. Never ask anyone for anything, especially those who are stronger than you - they themselves will come and give everything.
• 67. Only fools are lucky once. Smart people are always lucky.
• 68. Evil is not in what enters the mouth of a person, but in what comes out of them.
• 69. Do what you can, using what is, where you are now.
• 70. If you don’t believe in yourself, you won’t start anything. And if you don't start anything, then nothing will happen.
• 71. Today is just the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday.
• 72. There are no desperate situations: even if you are eaten, you have at least two options.

An anniversary, which is arranged in a close friendly company, can also be made cheerful, bright and memorable. For example, you can organize a themed party, and take gypsy fortune-telling, congratulations and songs as the theme, then you will definitely get a colorful and incendiary holiday. We offer ready-made script for the anniversary of a woman in a gypsy style, written by a real master of his craft L.I.Kornichenko (thanks to the author), which is easy to carry out on your own, having prepared the necessary props and musical accompaniment in advance. If desired, this can be changed to suit the tastes of your company or supplemented with your own numbers.

Anniversary in the gypsy style

The hall where the celebration will take place is decorated in a gypsy manner: there are cards on the curtains, large colored scarves on the walls, a lot of wildflowers on tables and in flowerpotsOn the floor. While the guests are gathering, gypsy melodies are heard, girls in gypsy costumes are "fortune-telling" to the guests. All words belong to the Presenter.

For a long time we wondered

What will we surprise with today

And now - everything is organized,

We invite you to take a walk in the camp.

And here - as in a gypsy camp -

It will be cozy and at ease

The whirlwind of the anniversary will whirl us -

Gypsy fun here is the expanse.

And we ask you to support our story -

Once gathered for a birthday party,

We present gifts from the birthday girl -

You try them on, there is no need for embarrassment.

Assistants distribute gifts from the birthday girl to the guests: men- black hats with red ribbons, women - multi-colored shawls. Men get needles and balloons filled with chopped foil.

Comic general congratulations to the birthday girl

Well, now we are ready to meet,

Let the experiments go with a bang.

We begin our evening in the camp,

There is applause for the birthday girl! -

The "Gypsy" sounds, the birthday girl appears in the hall.

Worries and worries are useless,

Today the whole Kurgan is having fun,

And we are doubly happy, and therefore

We meet you in the guise of gypsies!

Well, hearts are beating more and more joyfully,

The long-awaited hour has already come

Ready here for the senses of wonderful starfall

And the place is ready for you!

We invite you to borrow it.

And we will shout to everyone in the camp: "Congratulations!"

In the center of the semicircle of guests is an armchair decorated with scarves, flowers - this is the place that the birthday girl takes to the music, all the guests chant "Congratulations!", balloons with foil explode.

(Other options for comic congratulations and honors on a woman's anniversary see

"Gypsy" common bowl for guests

I think the time has come

And congratulating on this day,

Come on now, Romals friends,

We'll fill the cup of wine to the brim!

Bring in the cup!

A solemn musical beat sounds, the girls-assistants bring in a huge glass-bowl, stop near the birthday girl.

Let life in the camp be good:

The birthday girl has a wide soul!

And a toast so that it was supported ardently,

Need a huge bottle!

A bottle of champagne with a capacity of 6 liters is brought in and opened to the music. The bowl fills up to the applause of the guests. The birthday girl greets guests, drinks from the bowl.

So that only joy is here today,

So that we are all closer to each other in the camp,

Let's all be together now, together

We will "put" this cup in a circle here!

To the music, the assistants carry around the guests with a glass. The presenter addresses the birthday girl.

Our holiday has begun beautifully,

He enters boldly into his rights,

Today you are the hostess of the camp, which means

All songs to you and the best words!

We raised a glass for health, for success,

For the circle of friends to be always small.

And Kind words until you have heard all,

But this evening will be interesting.

Come on in, Romals friends,

The time for the feast has now come.

Let's go on a spree until the morning - it's time for all of us to raise a toast!

Guests are seated at the table.

Comic "gypsy" gift for the birthday girl

Greeting you, Romals, we want to immediately thank the dear guest in our camp .. The most dear guest is the first guest, and today you are, (Name Patronymic name)! For hurrying to us, we want to present you with a horse, which was "vytsygani" in the neighboring camp. Accept!

A souvenir is handed over - an image or statuette of a horse with accompanying text, which is read by the host.

There are no barriers for us, everything will go smoothly with us,

We will not have long conversations

Hide a horse behind a high fence -

Suddenly we will steal, and even together with the fence!

And now - toast!

Gypsies in a noisy company

On holidays they have been wandering for a long time,

And this noisy crowd,

Perhaps they will spend the night here ...

This is not the point, this is not the "salt",

May there be a holiday and fun

Everyone will play their role

Gypsies are not afraid of a hangover!

And therefore for a birthday

Pour glasses to the top,

We admire the whole camp with admiration

We are drinking toast while standing here today!

Guests support a toast, a gypsy song performed by a soloist sounds.

Toast

Years go by, changing generations

But they only add joy to life!

And this day is a wonderful birthday -

A friendly circle of friends here congratulates you.

But this toast is the most important today,

And we raise our glasses again

So that this holiday is joyful and glorious

All together to drink together "For love!"

And let the spouse say his word here,

We, Romals, will now direct our gaze to him.

After all, we are all ready to support him,

We will give everyone the floor to the spouse in the camp!

The spouse of the birthday girl makes a toast, everyone supports, the song "Shaggy Bumblebee" is played by the singer or recorded.

Comic fortune telling for guests

Romals! I ask for attention!

All evening in the tabor, fortune-telling:

To whom to receive gifts,

To whom to proclaim a toast here!

Take a look under the plates

And find every card there!

The deck will tell us everything:

Who will congratulate the ladies

Which of the men will say the word here,

The hostess of the camp will indicate!

The guests find cards under the plates. For the birthday girl - the second deck, she takes out, without looking, any card from the deck, shows it to the guests. Who the same card, he will congratulate the birthday girl, hand over his gift and raise a glass to her health. "Divination" is carried out throughout interrupted by dance breaks and game moments.

Well, you have a word to speak,

And we, romals, drink a glass!

After the toast - a gypsy dance performed by artists.

The second comic gift to the birthday girl

The day is full of surprises -

And again the camp congratulates you.

Among the gifts, joyful presents

One more ready! Let's hand it over now!

This gift is a "talisman"

So that your house is saved from trouble!

You will place it in the house

And live peacefully, happily!

Competition "Magnetic Fishing"

A gift is presented to the applause of the guests. The participants of the fishing competition will be determined by the cards chosen by the birthday girl. The game "magnetic fishing" invites guests to catch as many fish as possible for the camp in the allotted time.

We were not too lazy to support you,

After all, our souls are warmed by the meeting in the camp.

And today, here, on (name of the birthday girl) day,

We are ready to present you with her portraits!

Participants are awarded T-shirts with a photo of the birthday girl printed on them. After the following toasts with the help of cards, participants are selected to "unravel mares' manes. " braided and tied in a knot in some places. The task of the players is with the tied eyes as quickly as possible to "unravel" the mane. Participants are given calendars large size - with a photo of the birthday girl on a horse (photomontage).

And in smoke and fire

Always be on your horse!

One of the calendars is presented to the birthday girl - this is a surprise for her.

Launch of pigeons and colorful balloons

Remember, perhaps, that gypsies are a nomadic people,

Constantly changing location, and therefore,

Friends-romals, let's go out into the open,

Into the fresh air, where the moon rises

And the night has not yet found expanse,

Where partial shade is mysterious, tender.

We call you all to "ventilate" a little bit,

Make your way to the entrance -

We'll have a little bit of "cooing" there.

So, Romals, we "roam"!

All guests move to the entrance to the building. The presenter addresses the birthday girl.

Do you remember how it all started,

How occasionally did an eyebrow frown?

But everything that I wanted was done,

Though it was the first time and again.

I only wanted to be happy

And believe in miracles.

And that dream of a white-winged dove

You let go, looking up at the sky.

Let it be believed again and let it dream again

Let the new takeoff be bright, colorful.

And therefore - let the doves fly -

Let's get them flying together!

And so that new problems are solved,

So that we live happily together with you,

We certainly want today

Paint the sky with bright balloons!

The birthday girl and guests are launching white doves and colorful balloons into the sky. After returning to the hall, it is time to dance, a hot dishes are brought in later.

"Gypsy bonfire"

Let there be no fire yet, but it is very necessary,

So that the reflection shines in all eyes.

I think it's time! And we are all together

Let's light candles here, the hour has come!

Guests light candles at the table.

This is how the gypsies, having settled themselves by the fire,

Dinner is eaten, marking the meeting hour.

So we, here by the candles, settled down,

The good news was being prepared for you!

I will ask, Romals, stood up together,

They raised the glasses to the camp,

We will mark this moment with the clink of glasses

And we will meet new treats here!

To the accompaniment of a gypsy song performed by the soloist, kebabs are brought in.

Help yourself! Enjoy!

Let this hour be remembered for you!

New forces, romals, gather

And "Tsyganochka" sounds for you now!

After the meal - a creative gift for the birthday girl, which is called "About Gypsy Love".

Costumed congratulations from the Gypsies

(If not rehearsed in advance, then it is necessary to distribute cards with large printed text to the participants and explain the essence of the number before an impromptu performance)

Friends-romals!

We ask for your attention again -

Try to understand us.

About gypsy love

We want to tell you.

We announce to you immediately,

Anticipating the whole plot,

What a gypsy lived

Aza - There was no better and no!

Famously, passionately danced

Surprising everyone with the effort

Azu, together we, Romals,

Let's meet here with applause!

Aza appears to the accompaniment of a perky gypsy melody. Metal bottle caps are sewn on the wide skirt, barefoot, braids- fake. A large sham chest is covered with a handkerchief. It is better if this role is played by a man.

Aza's braids - everyone marvels!

The chest is the envy of all gypsies.

And the eyes ... Oh, how playful ...

From them - joyful and drunk ...

And in the neighboring camp, no less wild,

Once upon a time there was a gypsy and did not know the bitterness,

And the gypsies were successful in growth, and in their face,

But somehow suddenly he met Azu ...

We continue our story

And now we will meet the gypsy together:

He hurries to the clearing to us, at this hour

Let's greet him with applause ...

A Gypsy appears to the music: barefoot, a scarf on his belt, a hat on his head, and a fake mustache under his nose.

Dashing, handsome, with a black eye -

He pranced like that in life,

Until I met our Azu

And in a moment he lost his mind.

He knelt at once

And disheveled his hair.

He said: "I love you, Aza!" -

And exhausted he fell!

The gypsy put a handle in her side,

And straightened her chest,

And whispered with a passionate breath,

Expressing your thought to him.

"Leave your vain sighs ...

If you do everything without deception,

Let the dream come true

I will marry a gypsy.

You must bring me joy

And give me a horse! "

Our gypsy immediately roused himself,

Jumped from my knees to strong legs,

And he looked around hopefully -

He expected help from the camp.

Having understood the love and passion of a gypsy,

They sent ... a horse ... not without a flaw ...

The gypsy opened his mouth in confusion ...

And Aza straightens everything again ...

Meet the horse we have arrived -

But this is not a horse at all - a cow!

A perky melody sounds, two guests appear in the form of a cow.

We don't know what the camp was hinting at ...

But Aza clapped her hands loudly ...

We wish both of them a settled life,

Love is big, and bright, and good ...

And she hugged Aza the gypsy ...

And the gypsy sends a kiss ...

And at the end of the novel

Takes the cow by the horns.

And they all went together

To celebrate a wedding in the camp,

We need to thank them

And give them gifts!

All participants will receive PRIZES. The accompanying texts are as follows:

1. Beer mug made in the form of a gypsy skirt.

You played well here,

So that the camp is remembered for a long time,

How beautiful everything was with us.

We hand you a mug for beer!

2. Souvenir cards.

We cheer for you with all the people,

We are worried about the whole camp ...

We give you a deck of cards,

In the morning, maybe we'll play!

3. Children's guitar.

To sing songs under the clear moon

We want to give you a gypsy guitar.

I envy everyone, and even me, I will not hide,

But - take it, so be it!

4.Video tape with film

"Tabor goes to heaven".

About gypsy love

People have known everything for a long time.

Let him remind you of her again

This is a great movie!

The presenter distributes table fireworks to the men.

Here the men stood in a circle

The fireworks are lit

And to know the embrace of hands

You are invited to dance!

Men alternately pass fireworks to each other, inviting the birthday girl to dance.

Carrying out the cake "Tabornaya Polyana"

Romance friends, when something historically beautiful is created, it must be met while standing. Therefore, we again call on our camp to leave the "settled" places and form a "semicircle". We invite everyone to the "camp" meadow!

Come on, Romals, got up again

And again a semicircle was created.

After all, today is a birthday in the camp,

It's time to bring the creation of skillful hands ...

This historic moment

We must immortalize everything,

And therefore we call everyone to us,

To solemnly meet the cake here!

All guests are again arranged in a semicircle, so that it is convenient for the operator and the photographer to take pictures.

Another year has begun

May he give you seven wonders of the world,

May only joy in life await you,

We lit seven candles - may we be forgiven!

Let the rainbow shine with many colors for you,

And let the beloved seven notes sound,

And let the candles bring you many years

Without painful thoughts and hassle.

And we want to wish you good luck,

Let the "handle gilded" daily,

Love to you, health and happiness in addition,

And the cake - it's time to come here!

To the festive fanfare, a huge anniversary cake is "brought in" on the table, seven candles are burning on it.

Friends-romals!

We ask the hostess of the camp

Here to test the strength of the spirit.

We present a cake as a gift -

She needs to blow out the candles.

Romaly, all amicably look,

How the candles go out - "One, two, three!"

A fanfare beat sounds, the lights come on, the hostess of the camp cuts the cake and treats everyone.

Good day! On April 8, Roma Day, the official self-determination of the Roma as a single free non-territorial nation, which took place in 1971, is celebrated around the world. This happened at the 1st World Roma Congress. Then representatives of different ethnic branches of this people from 30 countries came to London. For the first time they approved the national Gypsy symbols: a hymn based on the famous song "Djelem-Dzhelem" and a flag with a symbolic wagon wheel on a blue-green background.

In many countries, on the Day of the Gypsies, hundreds of burning candles are carried along the streets at the same time - a reminder of the harsh fate of the wandering people. Then, for a week, gypsy ensembles delight admiring spectators with incendiary dances and peculiar guttural songs, lovingly preserved by the gypsy people for many centuries. Congratulations with poetry, prose and beautiful postcards - April 8th.

Congratulations from the gypsies

It is believed that the first mention of gypsies dates back to 1501, when the gypsy leader Vasil received a certificate of protection from the Lithuanian prince Alexander Kazimirovich.

(Two gypsies are guessing)
I will spread the deck
Spades, tambourines, and clubs,
Yes, I will tell the people
It was in her life that

I will spread the deck
The same suits, the same clubs,
Yes, from those stripes I recognize
Will be in her life

In the past, a wedding, a feast in the mountains,
Yes, there are countless guests around

Wedding that is called gold
I have it in my deck!

There was a Moskvich, il Zhigulenok,
I see a light color;
The first was, the second child,
Both sons, no doubt about it.

Let's give someone a thrashing
So that she has a plane
Let's say let her pay
It will come to Kasyanovskaya!
But we are also in this business
They would also have had something!

Invitation abroad
Was to sell them the mind.

But then marry her
Must be theirs moneybags.

Everything is fine with her here too,
The husband is not an easy one!

It is gratifying for me to say then
She should live somewhere near Moscow!

She has a big house
He is endowed with everything that is needed.

So the card told me
There is no reason for her to leave.

Her children are joyful
Guys are brave, wherever!

We need to wait for great-grandchildren,
And we'll talk then!

All childless for a child,
That slogan has been implemented!

The main thing is that the undershirt
Each of them was endowed!
Where we will settle the generation
And where to get housing?

The main thing is that the desire
There is in her life!
Happiness and do not count in the asset,
And the merits are countless!

There is happiness in the future,
And there are merit too!

Putting all the cards together
In a pile so that to one one,

At least two hundred years that way
The hero of the day must live!

Scene congratulation from the gypsies on the anniversary of the man

Today, the Roma population is about 18 million people, in Europe, about 10 million people identify themselves as Roma. The geography of Roma settlement includes the countries of both the Northern and Southern Hemispheres: Albania, Romania, Moldova, Croatia, Argentina, Belarus, Canada, Brazil, Russia and other countries. According to 2010 estimates, approximately 205,000 Roma live in Russia.

PERFORMANCE OF THE GYPS

(a gypsy enters the hall, dances and sings a song)

Gypsy: Well, what to say, what to say,
I will tell you all amicably,
I want to tell you fortunes to everyone,
And tell everything about fate.
For example, I want to say
That we have gathered here for a reason,
After all, the anniversary is here today,
We will celebrate everything together.

(goes up to any guest, takes his hand and predicts fate by hand).

Gypsy:
Ay, ne, ne, ne, ne, give me money,
And then give me your hand, I'll tell fortunes a little,
Here I see you live together in the world,
At work, everyone needs you very much
It’s not that good without you,
They do not do it in any way.

Gypsy:
Well, and you are a girl,
Very smart
You will get married, you are not in vain,
For a good guy.
He will love you
Kiss, caress, wear on your hands,
And he will give flowers to your beloved.
For this fortune-telling, gilded my pen,
I don’t think anyone can take it into account for free.

Gypsy:
Hello dear dear
I want with you now
Find out about your fate
And a little, a little, just to tell fortunes.
Don't be afraid, because I won't take money from you, I'm not a ruble.
I see that you are the most important guest today.
And I also see that you are the hero of the day today.
I see a lot waiting for you today
Congratulations and gifts,
And your whole life has not been lived at all in vain,
You have a wife,
Wonderful kids
The granddaughter will also be here soon
You just wait.
And I also want to say you will only live for five.
You will live for many years and find a mistress
For fun, not for boredom.
And your wife will love you and cherish,
Even on the hands to wear.
You just have to be careful
Nobody's names are to be confused.
And in your work,
There is an increase, it is not in vain.
In general, you will live beautifully,
Happy and you will be loved.
Now, my dear, accept a small gift.

(from behind the curtains a camp of gypsies comes out and in chorus sing a song to the tune "Fashion changes daily").

Birthday song from the gypsies

Experts designate six main branches of the Roma: three western and three eastern. The western ones include Roma (the self-name of the Gypsies), Sinti and Iberian Gypsies; the eastern group includes Lyuli, Lom and Dom. In addition, there are small Roma groups.

Anniversaries are so rare
And of course we miss them,
We congratulate the birthday boy,
And of course we wish you happiness
You live our dear without boredom,
Live up to your grandchildren, of course.
We raise a glass today
For you, for your health,
For your smile and for your laugh.

Chorus:

What to say, what to say
People are arranged this way
We celebrate your anniversary
Of course we will all.
And then come what may.

(after the song, one young gypsy from the camp approaches the hero of the day).

Gypsy:
Hello dear hero of the day,
I'm a gypsy Lyalya,
Today we all came to congratulate you because we love you,
And they brought gifts
Come on, take a look.

Gifts from the gypsies

In Europe, there are a number of ethnographic groups that are similar in lifestyle to the Gypsies, however, of a different origin - in particular, the Irish travellers, Central European yenishi... Local authorities, as a rule, regard them as a kind of Roma, and not as separate ethnic groups.

Here is a bottle of wine, red, sparkling,
Drink this wine
You are your great-granddaughter at birth.

And now I give you this talisman,
May he always be with you.
Until your very old age. (gives a branch of a bay leaf).

And our last gift for you
This is a miracle ribbon (he puts on a ribbon on the hero of the day, and a lot of gold coins are glued on it).
We give the ribbon for good luck, for good luck.
So that everyone will please you and love you hard day by day.

These are all our gifts, you appreciate.
Remember us and love us.

Gypsy: And now all the guests are dear,
We get up to dance
To congratulate the hero of the day.

Gypsy: Our dear hero of the day
And now accept the cards as a gift from us.
These cards are not easy.
If you need to tell fortunes, bring
You give them to me again.
I will tell your fate
I'm telling you something.

Gypsy: Well now it's time for us to leave,
You pour it on the path for us again.

Congratulations on World Gypsy Day in verse

During the week of April 8th, many countries host International Roma Festivals. They host photo exhibitions, film screenings, special classes in theatrical art, singing and dancing, and concerts.

The gypsies of the world are one people,
Although they have no state.
The ways of the gypsies are inscrutable
Their territory is the whole world.

The gypsy holiday is always fun.
You will not be shown a gypsy sadness.
The gypsy, without looking at the years, is young,
And let it be happy on the Day of the Gypsies!

Gypsies, you are a great people,
Unpretentious, strong-willed,
What a strong character you have,
Good, kind, fighting!

An artist recognized from birth
A people in love with horses.
Are able to tell visions
And predict the fate of people!

Praise to the gypsies and gypsies,
We also praise their children!
We wish them early
Health, long life days!

International Gypsy Day - SMS congratulations

On the day of the Gypsies International,
I wish you soon
So that you, free people,
Lived only more fun.

That was not in life,
No sorrow, no longing
And the guitars are overpowering
They were clean and light.

Hey romals, today is a holiday
Take a walk from the heart
Let the guitars bust
Will be good too.

Let the flooded song
Pours into the sky, as always
Well, and you breathe freedom,
And do not sour in the cities.

Poems for the Day of the Gypsies

To the sound of a crying guitar
Gypsies roam in a camp,
Neither the cold nor the heat is terrible for them,
Wherever they want, they will spend the night there.
And tomorrow, they will get up early in the morning,
And again on the road! We congratulate
Happy Gypsy Day, dear ones!

Following the guiding star
The wagons float, swaying on the go,
And the wind promises them freedom
Tents, bonfires and songs under the moon.
Measuring nomadic life on the road,
Promising good luck to everyone,
The barefoot camp is buzzing gutturally
Himself destiny without knowing another.
The gypsy sings and the guitar breaks the strings,
A wavy mane is waving a miracle horse,
In eternal wanderings, in the gold of tan,
Their banner is the will, and the fire of the fire.
Their home is the earth, their homeland is the planet,
Their bird calls for wanderings.
And following the great-great-grandfathers precepts,
The wagon crawls into the distance tired.

Congratulations on the Day of the Gypsies in prose

Take a walk today with a gypsy soul! Today we celebrate the International Day of the Roma. No, perhaps, the people are more cheerful than you, your spirit is eternally wandering and free. Let the bonfires burn to the sky today, and let the magic music, songs of gypsy and gypsy skirts bloom everywhere!

Today, friends, romale, your most important holiday! And I would like to congratulate all your free people on the International Day of the Roma! Your unique culture is worthy of the greatest admiration, and your traditions and values ​​- sincere respect. I am glad that you, gypsies, are also there in Russia. And to a certain extent, you unite us with the whole world! Happy holiday, dear ones, live freely, be happy and prosper for thousands of years.

And this concludes my article. I hope that you have not had a lack of information. I tried very hard to make it so. I say goodbye to you and wait for you in other articles of my blog! Leave comments on the article and write reviews! See you!

Comic gifts: wine, mirror, horseshoe, ribbon with coins, handkerchief, laurel bouquet, gypsy flag.

(To a free gypsy melody, the gypsy girl Aza enters, holding a bundle of a gypsy scarf with gifts in her hand)

Gypsy: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I am the gypsy Aza
I came here to you directly by order.
On the table, oh piles, oh-oh-oh-oh.
That her, and that is yours, and this stack is mine (comes with a stack and shows it)

Our dear hero of the day, I see you are happy,
How many nearby friends you would rather pour them.
For you, my dear, I drink a glass to the bottom! (Pour and drink)

What can I say, gentlemen, I am glad to this meeting,
I’ll dance for you all evening.
On the hands, bracelets clink slowly,
And all the peasants touch me by the skirt.
Hey na ne, na ne, na ne, I wanted to tell you
What an obsession
I can tell you fortunes for a reward.
(The gypsy walks around the table and wonders).

Fortune telling to guests
1m. Gilded my pen, just don't be scared
Better not to find Aza - don't even try,
Give me your right hand, or maybe your left,
For my friends, I will always do everything for free! (returns money)
You, my handsome, all your dreams will come true
And your heart will be filled with happiness!
2 - f... You will live well, swim in luxury and you yourself know with whom to enjoy for a long time.
3 - f. And I'll tell you - smile, dear, because with your smile you are very beautiful.
4 - m. And I'll tell you - go for it! and you won't miss, happiness is near - don't yawn, you will soon run into it.
5 - f. And I will look into your eyes, I see good luck in them, because this time it cannot be otherwise.
6 - f. You, my soul, will soon have grandchildren, it will be fun then, and there will be no boredom.
7 - m. Our life is changeable, everything in it is changeable, but luck awaits you, and love will come to you.
8 - f. There are three lines on the hand, with lily petals, this is you, and this is him, and this is the two of you.

Present
Aza: (to the hero of the day) My dear, dear, I came not empty! In my gypsy bundle there is a lot of all sorts of things - I will give you everything, I will not hide anything!

1. Here is a bottle of sparkling wine, sparkling wine, a red ribbon on it, a gold coin - keep it in a conspicuous place, but don't drink! Save - long years and happy years await you - you will live to see the wedding of your great-great-grandchildren!

2. My mirror as a gift! Do not look at your pimples in it, but remember - this is a lapel from any magic! What kind of eyes will begin to build you - and you show her a mirror, you yourself will see what will happen!

3. Horseshoe for luck! Do you remember? You know? "After all, gypsies without a horse are like a bird without wings" ... You don't have a horse, even though you will have a horseshoe!

4. And this is my gypsy talisman in addition, a talisman for good luck - a bay leaf! Old gypsies say that you will be lucky if you always have a bay leaf with you! So, a bouquet of good luck awaits you! (a small bouquet of lavrushka can be tucked into a shirt or jacket pocket)

5. Eh! Yes, gypsy ways are roads! Although you are not a gypsy, my gray-winged dove, you have your own road - "a life-long road" .. Now I want to present this ribbon. It is not gold, not a precious stone - 60 coins!

And for you it cannot be dearer than them!
You are as old as there are coins here,
And everyone in this room is happy.
That knocked you only 60!
Look closely and you will see
That the coins are of different colors, bright and faded:
This one shines with its gilding,
As a memory of the happiest days.
But this one is completely blackened, look,
It is about those days that have not really passed!
Where grief and tears were near then,
After all, life may not always be bright!
Take a simple advice from us,
On your golden anniversary.
Take this ribbon and coins with you!
And remember that we are next to you!
Let there be a lot of coins on the ribbon a little later
Let it take another couple of decades
And then we will gather again at the table
And we will carry out the accounting of those coins!
We wish you many years and coins
Let them shine like light of gold
Let there be fewer problems
And more happiness !!!
Puts a ribbon on the hero of the day.

6. And this is a flag in your hands! (The gypsy flag consists of two stripes: blue and green, and in the middle the wheel is red, in the middle there may be the number 60) I noticed - the wheel is red, this is your fate as a wheel rolls through a joyful and happy life!

7. I gave all the gifts, only the shawl remained! Bright, colorful, I will decorate her shoulder, masculine, strong, cherished for only my beloved wife! Free wind, juicy grasses, oh, our life is free and cheerful!

Gypsy: Here the cell phone is ringing, they urgently call,
I just don't have days off!
I move the handle, kick it up with a little leg,
Well, you are good, clap your hands.
Ay na ne, na ne, na ne.
Oh romale, romale, Aza is leaving,
And here he leaves his business card for you.
Oh, you are summer nights - exuberant flowering,
You call sometimes I will come to you then!
(An incendiary gypsy melody sounds, Aza dances, the hero of the day and everything, everything, everything!)

Poetic congratulations to the hero of the day, this is good, but the costumed one is even better! After all, what the holiday is famous for: toys and laughs, jokes and nursery rhymes. Indeed, funny, mischievous costumed greetings remain in the memory for a long time.

Whom to dress up in to congratulate the hero of the day? In literary and film heroes, in popular pop and art figures, in representatives of professions that we often encounter in life, and even in our smaller brothers who live next to us, watching us and drawing their own conclusions. So they can be the heroes of festive fancy-dress greetings.

Where can I get the props? Dig in wardrobes and chests, go to the wardrobe of the theater or the House of Culture. Ideally, a fancy-dress congratulation should be a real small performance with the participation of one or two actors, the hero of the day and, if possible, other guests, but even if you just say a congratulatory speech suitable for the occasion, being in the image of the chosen hero, she will be greeted with a bang.

We offer several exemplary congratulatory performances of well-known characters.

They will be appropriate at a solemn meeting, and at an anniversary banquet, and during a small family feast.

Gypsy (gypsy camp)

In a long wide skirt, with a ringing monist around her neck, a shaking shock of resin hair, the guest will sing, languidly looking into the eyes of the hero of the day, a song in the style of "Ivan Ivanovich has come to us, dear!" Then she will bring a glass of wine to the hero of the day with the appeal "Drink to the bottom!" For those who are interested in this image, but who are not very confident in their own abilities, we recommend watching, for example, the film "Cruel Romance".

But singing by singing, and what a gypsy without fortune-telling? Considering the lines of fate in the palm of the hero of the day or the cards that have fallen out, no matter what the mysterious guest sees, she should prophesy only good things to the hero of the day. For example, the successful and early completion of the construction of a dacha (if it is being built), the appearance of grandchildren and great-grandchildren (if they are really expected), foreign tours (even if they are not really planned), etc.

The gypsy should finish her congratulations no less effectively than she begins. You can't do without the "gypsy" as the final chord.

Militiaman
An inspector of the State Alcohol Inspectorate (for the time of the anniversary, the traffic police abbreviation will be deciphered like this), the foreman, say, Pokhmelkin can fine the audience for raising the anniversary toasts too slowly, the wife of the hero of the day can be given perpetual rights to manage her husband, and the hero of the anniversary can be given the rights to drive a garden cart (if he retiring), etc.

The brave security guard will not ignore the guests either - he can instruct them on how to properly salute the hero of the day by raising the anniversary toasts in a timely manner.

Fireman

The stern fire inspector, Captain Podzhigalkin (or the owner of another "flammable" surname) will come to the anniversary on duty.

He will inform the audience about the increased danger of fire in the room where the celebration is celebrated, due to the presence of a large number of hearts burning with love for the hero of the day.

The captain will recommend using cans of beer and bottles of champagne as fire extinguishers, which he can immediately give to the hero of the day (must be signed). In addition, the inspector can form several fire brigades just in case of fire, as well as an orchestra of the anniversary fire brigade, which, with the help of any available means used as wind and noise instruments, will perform the song "Let them run awkwardly ..." for the hero of the day ... a piece of music corresponding to the moment.

Ambulance Doctors

The ambulance brigade, which has rapidly burst into the jubilee at someone's call, seriously intends to check the health of the audience. Since the arriving doctors are real professionals, sometimes, barely looking at the whites of the guest's eyes or at his smile, or slightly placing a stethoscope on the back of the person sitting at the table, they will immediately, without much hesitation, tedious inquiries and analyzes, make a diagnosis that should amuse the guests.

For all who have avoided a medical examination, doctors can arrange an exam on the knowledge of medical terms. According to the results of the exam, two teams of newly minted doctors are formed, between which they organize competitions for the best bandaging of the hero's legs (in the case of fast dances), bandaging of hands (in the case of too strong handshakes and hugs), etc.

At the end of their visit, doctors can organize preventive measures against unexpected misfortunes, for example, a general disinfection (ingestion of spirits).

Little Red Riding Hood

At the beginning of her appearance at the grandmother's (grandfather's) anniversary, the heroine of a famous fairy tale, of course, will perform for her (him) a song from the movie of the same name, slightly altered on the occasion of the holiday.

Then the guest will conduct a small quiz. She asks her grandfather or grandmother fairy-tale-style questions: "Why do you have such big eyes?" etc. But in order not to bother the hero of the day, Little Red Riding Hood can immediately give original answers herself. For example, to the question: "Why do you need so many guests?" - the girl will immediately guess: “This is to give more gifts? Yes?" Or: "Why do you need so many flowers?" - "This is not to smell of wine!"; "Why do you need so many years?" - “Oh, I know, I know! This is so that no one will guess that you are still young, otherwise they will be forced to go to work again! " etc.

From the little basket she brought with her, Little Red Riding Hood will definitely get a pot of butter (you can use sour cream, etc.) and a few pies to tell fortunes to the hero of the day. If he gets a pie with potatoes, then he will spend the summer in the country, with raisins in the Caucasus, with rice in China. If he takes out a pie with meat, it means that he will go hunting, with fish - for fishing, with jam - love adventures await the hero of the day.

Two heroes

Two heroes in helmets, capes, with swords drive into the hall where the anniversary is celebrated, riding on wooden horses. Since there are only two of them, and there are more in the classic picture, they turn to the hero of the day with the question: "Will you be the third?" The hero of the day is intrigued by such a proposal, and he agrees (or maybe it's a matter of male solidarity?). But in order to become a member of such a daring company, the birthday man will have to show both valiant daring and heroic strength.

What tests await the hero of the day? It depends on its physical form, because you can push both balloons and two-pound weights. The main thing is that the hero of the day must be on top. Possible test options: arm wrestling (arm wrestling held at the table), lifting a chair by the end of a leg, shooting at targets with a toy bow or crossbow, inflating a balloon until it bursts, etc. The last, most serious test can to be "the feat of Svyatogor", who promised to turn the earth, but could not. But the hero of the day will be able to do it if you give him a globe or a bag of garden soil.

The end of the tests, the heroes celebrate the libation of drinks from cups - containers worthy of mighty husbands, and then they solemnly present the hero of the day with a wooden horse, a helmet-bogatyr, a toy sword and the very "inverted earth" that the hero of the day will still be useful in the country or when choosing a route for travel ...

Guests from the Caucasus

The appearance of distinguished guests from the Caucasus is a holiday for all those who have gathered for the anniversary. The roles of aksakals can be successfully played by good people of all ages, if they glue a lush mustache, put on hats or large hats, called caps-airfields, on their heads, stick a dagger in the belt of each. And each of them should be able to tell a beautiful toast in the spirit of the best Caucasian traditions.

The toast can be, for example, like this: “When the queen wanted to find a husband for herself, the people decided to choose the best of the horsemen for her, for which each of the applicants had to spend the night with the queen. In the morning, when the first horseman came out of the chambers, the people asked the queen:
- Well, how?
- Fine...
- How?! Is it just okay? In his Kuru!
The next morning, another horseman leaves the queen.
- How? - asks the people.
- Good! - the queen answers.
- Only good ?! In his Kuru!
The third morning, and the third horseman leaves the palace.
- Well, how? - the people asks the queen.
- Fabulous!
- Fabulous?! So in the Kuru it!
- For what? - the horseman pleaded.
- And for the company!
So let's drink to the wonderful company that our wonderful hero of the day has gathered around this table! "

If several people came to venerable aksakals, it is not necessary that all their toasts were sounded at once. Invite guests to the table and their wisdom can be enjoyed throughout the evening.

The first performance of the mountaineers can be completed with an incendiary lezginka.

The best ghost with a motor in the world, he is a man in his prime, moderately well-fed and moderately well-mannered, arriving on the jubilee "jam day", of course, will be very surprised to see how his beloved Kid has grown - so he will, on joy to all, to name the hero of the day.

The compassionate Carlson will definitely want to "fill" the Kid with jam, from the jar, which this time he took with him for a special occasion.

Then the prankster will offer to play a little naughty. The hero of the day may be confused by such an unexpected proposal, and Carlson will get down to business himself. Having broken a couple of glasses and plates, he will calm everyone down, saying that this is all nonsense, a matter of everyday life.

Having frolicked, the best congratulator in the world will perform an anniversary ode in honor of the Kid on the move (see the section "Poetic congratulations") and, refueled with any kind of fuel from the festive table, with a sense of a well-done duty, he will go to his little house on the roof ...

Postman Pechkin

The postman Pechkin, dear to our hearts, will, of course, bring the hero of the day a parcel from Matroskin and Sharik, which may contain, for example, a set of dairy products from Prostokvashin, a photographic gun, as well as a gardener's or photographer's manuals. The mailman's bag may contain congratulatory telegrams addressed to the hero of the day. Serious and sincere messages will come from relatives and friends from distant cities, and not very serious Pechkin will find in the "Posters-telegrams" section.

But first, the pedantic postman will demand from the hero of the day his identity documents. In the section "Comic documents for the hero of the day and guests" we have provided samples of some of them, and it is good if they are presented before Pechkin's arrival, otherwise the hero of the day will be left without a parcel from Prostokvashin ...
Then there are no longer ideas and scenario plans, but rather detailed scenarios of fancy-dress congratulations. When accepting any of them for the production, please take the time to rehearse. At the same time, pay more attention not to memorizing the text, but to developing the coordination of actions of all artists with partners, assistants and musicians. If your knowledge of the text of the role is not firm and you will have a hint leaflet and a hero of the day in your hands, and the guests will forgive you. But if the wrong phonogram sounds or your partner gives out a reply not according to the script and is embarrassed, this can pretty much spoil the impression of your exit, which was so well conceived. So go for it!

Congratulations to the worker and the collective farmer

Under the "March of Enthusiasts", the hall includes characters familiar from childhood who make up the sculpture "Worker and Collective Farm Woman" by V. Mukhina, the trademark of the Mosfilm film studio. Well, the faceted glass, close to the hearts of all Soviet people, was also invented by her - and few people know about this. They remembered only as the author of this sculpture ... Probably because faceted glasses have become their own in every house, familiar, especially in the outback, and the monument turned out to be very majestic, solemn, and they remember it only on special occasions.

So, a worker and a collective farmer, full of vitality and confident in the future, enter the hall with a strong gait, holding their tools of labor - the hammer and sickle - in their upright hands.

He: They pulled us off the pedestal ...
She: We were invited to the holiday!
He: How is it, to perform?
She: No, just stand there.
He: What will happen here?
She: Family ball!
He: What do we care about those undertakings?
She: Our union is considered a family, but so far without children.
He: Where do children come from? Mukhina, the mischievous woman, She turned us to each other not to face, but ...
She: Who cares! And the country has changed.
He: I noticed it myself.
She: And what kind of family needs to be, relatives are worried.
He: How what? Ordinary! Large, working! At eight I went to work, at five I returned - and a hero!
She: Do the heroes give flowers?
He: No money. And then, do they build life with flowers? Only with a hammer, a sickle!
She: How romantic it is with you! I wish I could go to France! I'd look great there in a mini-set!

(The collective farmer puts the sickle on the floor, slowly takes off her work robe, and an elegant short dress is revealed under it. Then she makes several dance moves in the rumba style, again turns to the worker.)

She: Honey, I seem to look like Sylvia Christelle. Maybe I should star in a picture?

(The worker pats her on the shoulder.)

He: Me too, Emmannuel! Flew away, dreaming!

(Puts the collective farmer in her original position.)

He: Stop hovering in the clouds! They pulled us from the pedestal in the design of the stand!
She: No really, pipes! Once stolen - I can not stand in silence, and I consider it my duty to congratulate the hero of the day!
He: So, of course, it should be according to human customs, but should we act with stone-speaking?
She: Maybe I am tongue-tied, maybe I am simple, but I cannot be silent on a holiday date! I wish the hero of the day ...
He: Birds so as not to pester, so that vandals do not write swear words,
She: I wish from above - a roof, from below so that mice do not gnaw and smoke from the sun so that the head does not!
Together: In general, we wanted to say, let there be a standing ovation! So that you work for two hundred years without restoration!

The worker and the collective farmer under the "March" approach the hero of the day, hand over the hammer and sickle and solemnly leave.

Congratulations to the cow Milka or removing the veil of secrecy from the personal life of the hero of the day

This character will be a real exotic at the anniversary of a city dweller, but in those settlements where folklore traditions are strong, such a fancy-dress congratulation may come to the court.

To the song "You not only ate flowers ..." the cow Milka enters the hall with a large can in her hands, flirtatiously wagging her tail.

Milka: M-wait, m-wait, m-my dears! What are you! I asked not to start without m-me! I apologize for the m-minimal delay, m-milk, do you understand, I passed it ... but now I m-can I turn with a few words to the m-young hero of the day?

Milka: Well, what are you? I would have been better prepared if I had known about the holiday even earlier. Then I would not have come alone, because you have a lot of us, right, rascal? Well, okay, your Milka is not angry with you! Come to me, come! I want to be in your m-manly arms again!

(Milka does not expect mercy from the bewildered hero of the day, puts the can on the floor and hugs the hero of the day herself.)

Milka: Oh, what a sweet m-flour! Dear, do you remember how it was the first time? Of course, of course, you remember everything! Let's remember together ?! I was so m-young and m-dreamy, and you are so, well, just m-macho !!! It's just m-mystic, but it all happened just m-instantly! Let's tell you how it was! .. Or better not? Well, right! M-they will know a lot - they will want a lot. Although the latter, as they say, is not harmful! However, something I was distracted. Happy birthday to you, m-my d-dear! I would like you on this occasion mmm! But I did better! Yes, for no reason at all, the m-muse rolled over me, and I decided to give you ... You will never guess! Dance! W-we will dance on the letter "m"! No, not a mazurka. And not macarena. And not a minuet. We will perform - tango! Why "m"? Because w-my tango! Maestro, m-music!

(Milka gets up with the hero of the day in a pair, but immediately gives a sign to interrupt the musical accompaniment.)

Milka: Wait a minute! I can't do that! There is something else to do, especially for my friends, so they know! And then everyone is talking: "He is not your equal, not your equal!" Here, try it on, I prepared it especially for you!

(Milka puts on the hero of the day small horns with an elastic band.)

Milka: Now there is order. (To wife) And you, lady, do not worry, this is m-dummy, although see-look like real ones. Now - m-music!

(The cow and the hero of the day perform a passionate tango. When the music stops playing, she stops and looks languidly at her partner.)

Milka: You're just m-mustang! Poor Milka almost fainted! Mmm. And take this off, otherwise you will get used to it. (Takes off his horns.) Wait a minute! I still went to the anniversary ...

(Milka points to the can.)

Milka: I give you my favorite drink with the letter "m" - no, you guessed it, not milk, but nutmeg! If you drink, remember your Milka! And you, dear guests, also can't sit without gifts: everyone is ice cream! Oh, what a m-man! What a pity it's time for milking ... Happy Anniversary! Happy Holidays! Goodbye, my m-macho!

Guests are served ice cream, and Milka leaves the hall to the music, sending air kisses.

Verka Serduchka show

Verka Serduchka: So, girls! All quickly to me! Now I will sing a sad song about love ... New Year's Eve, and I am without champagne! .. Shaw? Shaw you say? Isn't it New Year's Eve? And what about? Anniversary? And besides, not night, but evening? Oh, it's done, girls! This mustache this, how is it ... stress! The heart is pounding, the chest sags, the head even refuses to think. I urgently need a glass ... Well, faster! What kind of champagne ?! What does champagne have to do with it, since it's not New Year's Eve? And then, have you never heard my song? So, maestrochka! Help me!

(Verka Serduchka sings a verse, and maybe the whole song "Gorilka".)

Verka Serduchka: Citizens! Urgently less gorilochka, to overcome the effects of stress! Man, don't look like that, a lady can be embarrassed! (He drinks a glass.) Oh, bitter, girls, bitter! And that no one shouts "bitterly"? And, I forgot, it's not a wedding, it's an anniversary! Well, who are we drinking for? Oh, and tse is the hero of the day? What a prince, what a prince is missing, girls! Now, now, your princess is coming to you! (He goes to the hero of the day.) What, is the princess sitting next to him? (Disappointed.) Oh, girls, what a prince is missing! She is far from me, of course, but she is also nothing. Okay, not my prince, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations! Yes, you sit, sit! I suppose a lot has already hit? I know what you mean! I myself am a woman aged ... I will not say in what age. So you have already been congratulated? Why then not in lipstick? What, girls, no one could even kiss a man? Well, let me kiss you! (Kisses the hero of the day so that a bright spot remains on his cheek.) Well, it is clear that the person is congratulated. And what did you give? Do you know yet? Is it all wrapped up? Well, what are you! It is supposed to unfold immediately. No, no, leave it alone. And then suddenly you will be upset. Tomorrow you'll see one. Let me give you something without a wrap at all, so that you can immediately see what kind of gift it is. Marvel at! I take the candy, take off the wrapper and give it to you, so that life is sweet! And so that it was not sugary-sweet: .. Oh, girls, where is my reticule? Ah, here he is! Here's a special, jubilee, safe little gorilochka for the health of the hero of the day from my reticule!

(Gives the hero of the day a gift bottle of strong drink.)

I see that you are already well today. And tomorrow ... You will taste this divine drink ... And again it will be good, everything will be fine!

Verka Serduchka sings the song "Everything will be fine", involving all the guests and the hero of the day in the dance. If the vocal data of the guests leave much to be desired, the singing will have to be organized to the soundtrack.

Congratulations from the circus

To the musical intro to the program "In the world of animals", two guests appear in the hall, one in the form of a trainer, the other as a monkey, which can be dressed in black or brown leotards. The face is under the mask.

Trainer: Mickey, say hello to the guests!
(The monkey bows picturesquely, almost tucking its head between its legs and pulling its arms back.)
Trainer: Mickey, now welcome the guests!
(The monkey claps his hands.)
Trainer: Mickey, you wanted to say something to the hero of the day?
(The monkey actively nods its head and cheers.)
Trainer: Well, say so, and I'll translate your speech.
(The monkey, with a cry, punches itself in the chest and utters a cry from Tarzan.)

(The monkey jumps in place screaming, turning around.)
Trainer: ... with great joy and enthusiasm ...
(The monkey approaches the trainer, hugs him and kisses him three times.)
Trainer: ... met the news ...
(The monkey snaps itself on the neck - makes a gesture for "drink".)
Trainer: ... about your upcoming anniversary.
(The monkey lets out Tarzan's yell again.)
Trainer: The chimpanzee and gorilla faction of our zoo ...
(The monkey "tears the vest on his chest.")
Trainer: ... I wish you with all my heart ...
(The monkey hugs and kisses one of the women, if the hero of the day is her husband, and vice versa.)
Trainer: ... happiness in your personal life ...
(The monkey jumps up, leaning on the trainer's shoulders.)
Trainer: ... further career growth ...
(The monkey takes a wallet from the trainer's pocket, puts a leaf of greenery or a paper napkin into it.)
Trainer: ... a lot, a lot of money ...
(The monkey takes out a pack of cigarettes from another pocket of the trainer, tears it up, throws it on the floor and tramples it.)
Trainer: ... and good health and moderation in everything!
(The monkey enthusiastically begins to look for insects in the head of the trainer.)
Trainer: As well as full immersion in nirvana.
(The monkey jumps into the arms of the trainer.)
Trainer: Let the children give you many grandchildren ...
(The monkey jumps onto the trainer's back,)
Trainer: ... and the grandchildren are great-grandchildren.
(The monkey jumps in place, turning around.)
Trainer: And of course it's fun to celebrate the anniversary ...
(The monkey takes out a bunch of bananas stored nearby in advance and carries it to the hero of the day.)
Trainer: ... why do the monkeys of our zoo give you the most valuable thing they have ...
(The monkey hugs and kisses the hero of the day.)
Trainer: ... and invite you to take a vacation in your company.
(The monkey returns to the handler, clapping his hands.)
Trainer: Once again, congratulations on the anniversary and join in all the congratulations.
(The monkey bows.)
Trainer: Goodbye!

The monkey with a frightened look points his finger to the trainer at the window and, while he listens and tries to understand what is happening there, pulls the bottle off the table and runs away with a cheerful cry.

Nostalgic show

This little costume show can hardly be called a congratulation - congratulatory words do not sound on it either in poetry, or in prose, or in a song version, or in ditties. But, I think, and it has the right to exist as a greeting to the hero of the day, because it will remind him of the pleasant events of past years.

Almost in any house, somewhere in the closet, in the back drawers of a well-worn wardrobe or chest of drawers, or on the mezzanine, blouses and suits, dresses and trousers, hats and shoes, ties and belts, once worn by the hero of the day, are stored. Each of these long-outdated pieces has a story of its own. They could be bought in a remarkable place, under memorable, sometimes anecdotal circumstances, with a wonderful companion, and the reason for this was extraordinary.,. That's why
if such things are taken from far corners, washed or cleaned and ironed,
if among those invited to the banquet you find in advance people with an appearance reminiscent of the hero of the day in his youth, and ask them to participate in the festive show of things once worn by the hero of the day,
if, when showing retro models, the host of the show does not just describe how the model looks, its design features, but also informs how old she is, and acquaints guests with the history of this thing,
if the show of each model is accompanied by the music of the years when it was worn,
and if the hero of the day does not know anything in advance,

then such a costume show is doomed to success and tears of gratitude to the hero of the day.
The models of clothing that can be included in the show must include wedding dresses and "groom" suits, school and military uniforms.
In addition to clothes, shoes and accessories, at such a show you can demonstrate sports equipment and camping equipment: skis, skates, tents, fins, fishing rods, etc.
The show of models can be accompanied not only by the oral story of the presenter, but by the show of photographs, slides and film materials confirming the authenticity of the origin of this thing (however, if its authenticity is in doubt, as well as the truth of the story dedicated to it, no one will sue the organizers of the show).

Parade of stars

Collective congratulations
Dear ... (name of the hero of the day)!
In honor of your anniversary years
Let's arrange a parade of planets here!
(A march sounds. Walking together in step, guests enter the hall, on whose chests there are images of the planets of the solar system. They utter a speech in chorus).

Speech
One two three four!
Three, four, one, two!
Look through the windows.
We have become brighter from the sun.
They sparkled, sparkled,
Here all appeared before you.
This is a rare occurrence
In honor of the star, our creation.
Without her, we are like no hands,
She is the world's best friend!
Day and night shining at the zenith,
Keeps us all in orbit.
We do not know troubles and tears:
We have a demand for the sun.

"Planets" perform a song to the tune of A. Pakhmutova "Hope"

Matryoshkas performance

Leading:
Dear guests! Hit your palms.
To our anniversary
Matryoshkas came.
Wooden spoons, ruddy nesting dolls.
They want to congratulate the hero of the day
A gift to hand and play on spoons.
Matryoshkas: We brought you bagels, bought for rubles.
First bagel - get to work!
The second is that my mother gave birth!
The third - that they got married and children were born!
And the fourth is for the success that is present, but not for everyone.
The fifth bagel is for the Lyceum!
And the sixth - for the anniversary!
Do not lose our gift, put on everyone for the holiday.
(Each bagel is on a ribbon. The bagels are given to the hero of the day.)
Matryoshka dolls: The moment has come to give our musical present.
(Playing on spoons.)
Presenter: A month has already been looking out the window, the nesting dolls have gone to dance.
They invite all honest people to a round dance.
(The song “Unharness, boys, horses.” Matryoshka dolls invite guests to dance.)

Congratulations to sea turtles

Host: Dear guests!
Admire: are they not cute? Really cute sea turtles?
Turtles: Dear Yuri Alekseevich!
We give you not nets, but a variety of glasses:
Blue to dream, black to hide everything,
Pink to catch the buzz, transparent - to look at the world.
Dear hero of the day!
If you wear them all at once,
Oh, how happy you can be then.
(They put on 4 pairs of glasses for the hero of the day.)
Presenter: What little cute sea turtles!
They will now dance on this stump together with you the dance "Back to Back".
(The song "Sea Turtle" is played. Guests and "turtles" perform the dance "Back to Back".)

Greetings from Granny Bee

Host: Grandma Bee came to the hero of the day, brought honey to the hero of the day.
Grandma Bee: Here I give you a honey, birthday boy, friend. You take it on a spoon, rub a little. You will be healthy as a bull. (Frightened): Oh, bastard on my tongue! In general, do not hesitate, eat honey and get better. (Gives honey to the hero of the day).
Grandma Bee: For the guests today, we will collect nectar with the bees as a gift.
Host: That's right, Granny Bee! The more your Bees gather flowers from the tables, the tastier and more aromatic their nectar will be.
Host: So, bees, without wasting time, go for nectar!
(Game. Winner-Bee - wine "Bouquet of Moldova", two others - juice "Nectar", sparkling water "Kolokolchik".)
Host: And now you go around all the guests, treat them with your nectar.
Whoever spills everything faster will take the main prize.
(Competition. Bees pour out "Nectar" to the guests. Prize awarding.)

Toast
Let's drink so that we taste this "Nectar" so much that we fluttered around this hall like White Moths.

Congratulations from the chefs

Host: Dear Yuri Alekseevich! Three cooks from the "Ugar" company have brought you a dish as a gift.
First Chef: Dear hero of the day! We wish you health and offer these dishes.
Second Chef: So that your sides are round, eat these hams more often.
Third Chef: So that you are gentle, like a "pussy", eat a dish called "sausage".
First Chef: In order for the whole family to be healthy, include the meat of this goose in the menu.
Host: The cooks of the 1st category offered their dishes: Roza Georgievna, Lilia Pionovna, Romashka Tyulpanovna.
(The cooks bow.)
Host: And now Lilia, Camomile and Rosa will bring you a cake from the frost.
(The soundtrack "Happy birthday" sounds. A girl in a cake costume, hidden by a veil from the viewers' eyes, is shown.)
Host: Dear guests!
Let's say "1, 2, 3" to everyone who is in place - all together.
The chefs will not be able to hide a secret after your answer.
(The guests are shouting. The cooks open the "cake".)
Host: Friends, do you have any idea what this picture is?
This is an anniversary cake.
We invite the hero of the day
In the dance, she can make a pair.
Guests, support a couple,
Give the applause.
(Dance, hero of the day with "Tortinka".)
And now it's time to bring out the real anniversary cake.
(Soundtrack "Happy birthdgy". Waiters bring out a cake with candles.)
Host: Dear Yuri Alekseevich!
We wish you good luck, ardor, heat,
We wish you health again.
And let's say loudly to the hero of the day
All amicably, in chorus: "Congratulations!"
(The guests are shouting.)
So that good luck awaits on the way, and this evening was joyful,
We will all ask you to blow out these candles on the cake as well!
(The hero of the day blows out the candles, treats everyone with a cake. Tea party.)

Congratulations to the chicks

Leader: A detachment of chickens has arrived to you,
Lined up straight in a row.
Although they are not ducklings,
But good guys.
They've been preparing all year
To congratulate Oksana - here!
And each of them was not lazy,
Prepare a gift for her that day.
Let's ask the chickens
What do they want to give.
(Pretends to talk to the participants.)
Host: They say: “Let's demolish a testicle is not an easy one,
Let it be one, but golden.
Look carefully, gentlemen,
For them to do it - twice two!
(Chicks stand up in pairs and try to "lay" an egg from its nest.)
Host: I see that they have succeeded in the trick.
Why did the color of these two eggs change so much?
Probably, they lay somewhere for a long time,
That is why they became so purple.
OK! We pick them up from you
And at the end of the dance we will act out.
And now our poultry yard,
Showing all my enthusiasm,
Dance with you will dance bright
Well, I'll give you presents.
(Dance "Tsyp-tsyp".)
Host: You all worked so hard in the dance,
That the eggs turned into a "kinder surprise". And now we are very pleased to present you with these awards.
(Presentation of "kinder surprises".)

Congratulations from the Bees

Host: Our bees as a gift to Rose
They went out to collect nectar.
They are dexterously proboscis
Sweet nectar is dragged into the house.
Not wasting time
There they conjure over nectar.
For a drink, he is the basis.
So the mead is already ready.
Her Rose is presented
They ask for a drink with the guests.
(Two guests, dressed in Bee costumes, use a straw in their mouths to collect the treat from the table. After "bewitching" over the "nectar", they present Rosa with a drink.)

Congratulations from the hares

Host: Dear guests! Everyone knows that August is the time for haymaking, which means hard and long work, which often drags on until midnight.
(The soundtrack "We don't care."

Song
In the dark blue forest
Where the aspens dance
Where from the oak sorcerers
The foliage flies
Grass in the clearing
Hares mowed at midnight
And at the same time humming
Strange words.

Chorus:
We do not care,
We do not care,
May we be afraid of the Wolf and the owl,
We have a case:
In the darkest hour
We cut the tryn grass.

Host: Yes, indeed, that grass is not easy,
Over the summer, it has grown thickly with green.
You should have bunnies, mow all the greens,
To put our hero of the day in our pockets. -
Are you ready? Let's start!
(The "hares" are offered a bush of "grass" hung with dollars. Their task is to cut off all the bills with scissors and put them in the basket. Who is faster?)
Host: Dear hero of the day! The "hares" and I wish you that you always have a light heart and heavy pockets. Let's drink to this! I invite those who wish to raise their glasses.

traveling: Over the mountains, beyond the valleys,
Behind the wide forests
Not in heaven, on earth
The house is located in one village.
That hut is not easy
And such a wide one.
She gives out gifts
Those who dance with her.
(Music sounds. Hut runs out and invites everyone to dance. Presenting gifts after the dance.)
Host: Well, the hut surprised
So danced, so weird.
And what's going on in the hut,
The people marvel at miracles.
There is even: Brownie
Very smart, mischievous.
(Brownie exits.)
He did this
All the cows were killed at once.
Help raise them up,
So we can hum again.
Who can do the job faster
He will receive a sweet "Milky Way".
(Game. The task of the participants: to inflate rubber toys in the form of cows. Presenting prizes.)
Presenter: Gathered a brownie on the ridge zucchini,
Only slightly cut his side,
After a little thought, I decided to hurry
Prepare a surprise for our guests.
He will treat you right here and now.
I think you all have glasses?

Toast: For the hero of the day!
(The brownie pours wine to the guests from a bottle hidden in a zucchini.)
Host: After a glass, such
The dance needs to be groovy.

Congratulations from Babok

Host: Dear guests!
(Two grandmothers come out in suits from the 50s.)
Grandma 1 (interrupting the presenter): Hey, young girl, do not rush, let us congratulate you.
Grandma 2: We did not sleep all night, we composed congratulations.
Grandma 1: Come on, Isolde, don't be shy, take the note "la" soon!
(Music. Grandmas perform ditties.)

Anniversary congratulations
We are ready again and again
Because we feed
To him tender love.

We don't need a pound of flour
We don't need a sieve
We will see you on the screen
And a week full.

Your anniversary, what a miracle!
He's beautiful, he's good.
That's why today
You can't leave without gifts.
(Give presents.)

Grandma 2: Here is a present from us -
Village Russian kvass.
This is only Yakubovich
Takes vodka in reserve.
Well, and you on your anniversary
Treat them to friends.
If you don't have enough kvass,
There is no big trouble in this -
Just add water!
(They give kvass "Pervach".)
Grandma 1: We also give a vest.
Grandma 2: There is no better for a man!
(They give a vest.)
Grandma 1: You, Isolde, were afraid in vain.
Everything turned out as expected.
Grandma 2: So, maybe with you alone
Will we lead the holiday further?
Grandma 1: So that we decide on this,
You need to learn a little.
Grandma 2 (addressing the presenter): Teach us, girl,
To announce you are a craftswoman.
Presenter: Time adds years of life,
Changing the calendar sheet.
Congratulates you from the bottom of my heart
Your close-knit friendly team!
(Congratulations to the team.)
(The grandmas come out in suits from the 60s.)
Grandma 1: Comrades - citizens!
Us now
To be continued
Congratulatory part.
Grandma 2: Look at, fifth row,
The military are sitting there.
They ironed their uniforms ...
Grandma 1: And how shiny the cockades!
Grandma 2: For such, even in the taiga,
Even in cold weather, even in a blizzard.
For men in military uniform
I cannot refuse.
Grandma 1: I announce your exit.
Please go to the stage!
Grandma 2: Step march!
(A march is heard. The military go up to the stage. Congratulations.)
(Number.)
Grandma 1: Isolde, I think now here according to the charter
Congratulations, he has the right to the head.
Grandma 2: Who are you Glafira talking about?
Grandma 1: Let the military commissar congratulate the hero of the day.
(Congratulations to the military commissar.)
Grandma 1: Isolde! Here somewhere in the hall
I got a glimpse of my idols.
Grandma 2: Probably men!
And again they are in uniforms.
It's too early to invite them to the stage.
Grandma 1: Don't argue with me!
After all, these are the guys from the security.
(Congratulations from the private security guard.)
Grandma 2: What's next on the program now?
Grandma 1: How what? Riddles.
They will be just right here.
Grandma 2: Riddles are for children.
Grandma 1: And ours are for all viewers.
So the first riddle:
If husbands are asleep
Complete strangers whisper
Female names
So she came ...
Grandma 2: Spring!
Grandma 1: It's not spring at all.
So the khan came to them,
Because the wife does not sleep.
Granny 2: Now it's my turn! I make a guess!
Grandma 1: Your riddle, go, is also stupid.
Grandma 2: Don't! I continue:
If you guys
There are problems with finances,
And the door opened by itself
So she came ...
Grandma 1: Spring! (Covers his mouth with his hand.)
Grandma 2: It's not spring at all.
And the tax office!
Grandma 1: Don't croak, you will!
Grandma 2: Everyone! We remove riddles
And we continue the program.
Grandma 1 (addressing the hero of the day): And now, especially for you.
Grandma 2: Congratulations to the godfather.
Grandma 1: What right now?
Grandma 2: Why? She's not alone.
Grandma 1: Well, godfather is so godfather.
(Speech by a representative of the tax inspection.)
Grandma 1: We have important figures in the hall,
They say they are all from culture.
Grandma 2: Yes, they really know their worth,
Grandma 1: We invite them to this stage.
Grandma 2: Did you turn on the TV yesterday?
Pugacheva performed there!
Grandma 1: Pugacheva is nonsense.
"Yeralash" - wow!
To the film collection "Yeralash"
We are in love with passion as much.
As I look - I laugh to tears,
Granny 2: And I am shaking with jitters.
Grandma 1: There is no happiness better than films,
Without cinema, the light is not pleasant to us.
Grandma 2: If you had three lives, you would give everything
For an intricate plot.
(The lights go out. Demonstration of a film about the hero of the television studio.)
Grandma 1: Who's next, we have?
Grandma 2 (addressing the hero of the day): Where do we meet your portrait
Early in the morning and at lunchtime?
Where we read about the pass,
Tell us now.
Anniversary: ​​... (Name, local newspaper.)
Grandma 2: If we have a holiday here,
Some of them are here.
Grandma 1: What lane are they on?
Granny 2: I'll go to the hall, I'll find them there.
(The editorial staff of the local newspaper is taken out.)
Grandma 1: Aces of a sharp pen,
It's your turn!
(Congratulations from the editors.)
Grandma 2: Glafira, I just saw
An ambulance drove up to us.
Have you been ill for an hour?
Grandma 1: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
God be with you!
Doctors are without robes,
And here they go -
Everyone wants to congratulate the mayor.
(Congratulations to the doctors.)
Grandma 2: ... (name of the patronymic of the mayor)
Your birthday today
Congratulations from the pharmacy.
Grandma 1: Hey, Isolde,
I will ask for pills
Now for us.
Grandma 2: I'll tell you what:
I'm leaving the stage!
Grandma 1: You go, and I have a pill
This is desperately needed
There are so many congratulations here -
They make your head spin.
Oh!
(Faints. The boys carry away Grandma 1.)
(Congratulations from the pharmacy.)
Grandma 2: Yes, our birthday boy is good
And you will be good for yourself.
Charming, gallant,
A helluva lot, a helluva lot of aligent.
Recently they with ... (the name of one of the well-known representatives of the regional duma or government) were walking,
So the women gave them all smiles.
Grandma 1: So give the girls a word now,
They have everything ready for a long time.
(Speech by teachers.)
(The grandmas come out in costumes from the 70s.)
Grandma 2: Have you seen my glafira?
So that the devils take it.
With such a leading program
You will not be shameful:
No concert to lead,
Neither weave sandals.
It's time to call the directors of the educational institution,
Let them teach her the mind
And with them, GORONO,
They came a long time ago.
Grandma 1: Anniversary, I ask you to get up
And to meet their guests.
(Congratulations from the directors of the city's educational institutions.)
Grandma 2: To you in different limousines
The directors arrived - men,
Their boots are polished,
Butterflies and ties
Here they are in a hurry ...
Grandma 1: Clap your hands, gentlemen! :
(Congratulations from the directors of the enterprises.)
(Grandma 1 runs out with a barrel of beer.)
Grandma 1: Guys!
We must meet more often!
Grandma 2: About our friend's anniversary
The whole district heard.
Grandma 1: Here are the commercial tycoons,
Yes, how rich they are.
And everyone has something on their chest
Le Monty tie.
Grandma 2: Among them is Marina,
A very garish lady.
Those men with her
Send greetings to you on your anniversary.
(Congratulations from the merchants.)
Grandma 1: I haven't seen where
The men are sitting at the OVD.
These nice guys
Famous in the city.
Grandma 2: They ... ("the name of the head of the Department of Internal Affairs) are in charge?"
Well, let them congratulate too!
(Congratulations from the Department of Internal Affairs.)
Grandma 1: Something, Isolde, I'm tired.
It wouldn’t hurt us to have a rest.
Here is a girl coming to us,
Let her lead the evening.
Grandma 2: Anniversary, be generous,
Appreciate the performance.
And on occasion, of course,
Give us a hint about it.
Grandma 1: You live up to a hundred years,
To pour good and light into the masses.
(Into the audience): We're leaving the stage
Then bye!
Grandma 2: Goodbye! Hey!
(The grandmas leave the stage.)

Congratulations from the Dwarfs

Host 1: Dear hero of the day! Please accept congratulations from your next of kin.
(Relatives in the number of seven people dress up in the costumes of gnomes. To a light melody they perform the movements of the dance "Letka-enka" and perform in front of the guests in age order. packing.)
7th Dwarf: In the thicket of the dense forest
Kamyshlovsky pine forest
The gnomes lived as a family,
They dug everything indiscriminately.
1st Dwarf: Everyone has known them for a long time.
There are exactly seven of them.
2nd Dwarf (represents the first):
The elder is the wisest dwarf
He cares about
To have tools
The brothers have the right moments.
3rd gnome (represents the second):
A smaller brother is a serious dwarf,
Busy and funny.
4th Dwarf (represents the third):
The third dwarf is that merry fellow
He will make you laugh at least.
5th Dwarf (represents the fourth):
And the fourth is the dreamer
Miner of various treasures.
6th Dwarf (represents the 5th):
The fifth dwarf is interesting
Enticing, pompous.
7th Dwarf (represents the 6th):
The sixth dwarf is a kind workaholic,
Looking for gold here and there.
1st Dwarf (represents the 7th):
So that the seventh without delay
Could count every gram.
5th Dwarf: We received your telegram yesterday,
We dug 50 deep mines in a day.
7th Dwarf: How much gold was found,
They brought everything with them.
(Show "gold" - a gift the size of half a sheet of Whatman paper in a gift box.)
7th dwarf: For the hero of the day, this is a mystery.
What's there? .. - It's a chocolate bar!
(They remove the gift wrapping, and there is a large wrapper of Alpen Gold chocolate drawn on a Whatman paper.)
5th dwarf: "Alpen Gold" her name,
Our hands are trying.
7th dwarf: Anniversary, you look,
There are exactly three fillings here.
(The wrapper is turned over, and on the other side there are three types of chocolate of the same name - envelopes from three families with money.)
5th dwarf: Eat with nuts, eat with raisins,
There is also just chocolate.
We hope this
You will be glad to receive it.
1st family: We hold milk chocolate in our hands,
He will help you achieve good luck in business.
(The envelope is handed over.)
2nd family: We are happy to present chocolate with raisins,
So that you can always be reputed to be your highlight.
(The envelope is handed over.)
3rd family: Here's a glazed nut,
So that you are always strong
And then your nature
Years won't matter!
(The envelope is handed over.)
5th Dwarf: We invite everyone to pour,
To wash the presents.
(The guests fill the glass, the "gnomes" join them.)

Congratulations to Angels

Host: The cloud in the sky disappeared,
But the angels are not at all angry.
They come down from heaven
They'll be here in a minute.
(Angels appear :)
First angel: Here we are, curly haired angels,
We have congratulatory leaflets in our hands.
(Open the scrolls, read.)
Second Angel: Dear birthday girl!
Congratulations on your anniversary,
We are guarded as before.
The first angel: Let's save from various troubles
One hundred years ahead.
Second angel: Popular rumor is spreading,
That we are great musicians
We'll have to show for you
All their hidden talents.
(They perform a song to the soundtrack "Strawberry".)

Song
On a birthday like this
Meet the duo groovy
You are in the mood
That hour will rise instantly.
Anniversary for all guests
The birthday girl is more important.
That's why, friends,
Sing along to our words.

Chorus:
Congratulations on the date - yeah, yeah ...
We sincerely wish - aha, aha ...
The happiness of the personal, unlimited ... Yes, yes, yes!

(The chorus is repeated twice.)

Congratulations from the Hunter and Zaitsev

Host: Dear guests! If we look at the starry sky, we will be convinced that the birthday girl was born under the zodiac sign "Sagittarius". Therefore, I ask you to greet the person directly related to this sign.
(A hunter enters on mini-skis, wearing a hat with earflaps, a gun over his shoulder.)
Hunter: Happy birthday, Sagittarius!
It can be seen right away that you are a fighter.
And no fluff, no feather
It's time to wish you.
I'm late for the holiday
I chose all the gift
To achieve my goals
I had to hunt game.
Here he brought the rabbits,
Maybe there is a demand for it here.
(Two guests, dressed in hare costumes, run out and sing a song.)

Song
Every year on this day we get together.
Not to sit at the table again:
On your birthday, we are without falsehood and flattery
From the bottom of our hearts and with the mood we will sing about ...

Chorus:
We don’t care, but we don’t care,
What will we eat, what will we drink.
We have known for a long time, it is so customary.
Your birthday should be kind.

We visit you, we are not at all for dinner,
We managed to learn the generosity of a kind soul,
Your birthday is why we need it,
So that they can congratulate you and tell you ...

Congratulations from the Astrologer

Host: Dear guests!
Who counts all the stars?
Well, of course, the astrologer!
Only where is the star flashing,
He arrives there.
(Stargazer exits.)
Stargazer: Good evening, dear guests and hostess!
Birthday girl from heaven
I got a miracle from miracles.
Happy anniversary,
I give this cake to her.
There are many lights on it,
It takes a lot of strength to blow them out.
Dear birthday girl!
On the command "three-four!" - you need to smile wider.
And at the "time!" or "two" - get ready first.
How do I say "start!" - you can blow out the candles.
(The hero of the day blows out the candles on command. The cake is placed on the table after the competition.)

Congratulations from the Pioneers

(A team of five people are given parcels. They contain a tie and a cap. After changing clothes, the participants are given cards with words.)
Host: And now the floor for congratulations is given to the guests of honor. (Enter the Pioneers.)
We, the pioneers, are children of our country!
There is no one happier than us in the world.
To be with you again today

Her whole life serves as an example to children.
And the october, and the pioneers.
We will continue to take an example from her,
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!

We have come to you to learn from the elders,
How to drink so as not to get drunk at all,
How to eat in order to keep the figure,
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!

We are the pioneers of the Soviet country.
In you, Aunt Taya, have long been in love.
We cannot find a best friend -
We have come to congratulate you today!

We speak without despondency and laziness:
We are not aware of the generational conflict.
You, Aunt Taya, are younger than us,
We must follow your example in this, too.
(They sing a song.)
Song:
Soar the blue nights with bonfires!
We, the pioneers, want a glass.
It's high time for adults to pour:
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!
(The hostess pours the pioneers.)
Host: Now we will hold a solemn ceremony of joining the pioneers of our hero of the day.
Dear mommy!
Please accept our congratulations
And for a life of instruction.
Promise us not to get sick
Get younger every year
Do not be sad and do not get bored
Every day is easy to meet.
Get ready!
Anniversary: ​​Always ready!
Lead: Exercise
And dig in the garden in the garden,
Do not forget about friends
Call to visit more often.
Get ready!
Anniversary: ​​Always ready!
(Drum roll, tie a tie to the hero of the day.)

Congratulations from the Punks

Host: Today, on this festive day, not only pioneers, but also punks came to congratulate the hero of the day.
(The losing team enters, disguised as punks, reading the words in the style of "rap.")
Flowers, smiles, congratulations,
Warmth of soul and kindness.
Accept from us on your birthday
On your anniversary day of the year.

You look cool today
Just like your own
And your party is crowded
After all, you are not alone here.

How cool will we spend
We are on this holiday
Give everyone a glass,
So that it was not too lazy to dance.
(The hostess treats the guests.)